Rank & Vile

On this episode, we dig into TO HELL AND BACK: THE KANE HODDER STORY, FINAL DESTINATION, and HOUSE OF USHER! We talk about why Kane Hodder is a sweet baby angel, the perils of driving behind trucks filled with logs, and how Dave Mustaine sounds like scabies.

Green Ant, a literal, actual wrestling ant, fills in for Ryan this week as he and Quincy dig into THE BEES and THE EMPIRE OF THE ANTS! They also talk about the perils of eating in public bathrooms, DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS, and John Carradine's creepy hands.

On this episode, we dig into ALIEN VS. NINJA and a whole slew of listener requests, including THE TOXIC AVENGER, VIRUS, JACK FROST, and THE FACULTY! Also discussed are caffeine-induced psychotic episodes, questionable suplexes, and kids' cartoons that had no business being kids' cartoons.

On this episode, we're joined by author Betty Rocksteady as we dig into the sheer traumatic childhood glory of RETURN TO OZ, GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH, and Wes Craven's unfortunate VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN. We also talk about the Nome King's vore kink, tragic Pokemon death, and how VAMPIRE HUNTER D is indefensible as an adult.

On this episode, we dig into PREMIKA (a movie about a ghost that haunts a karaoke machine and kills people who sing badly, I cannot stress this enough), LIVERLEAF, GODZILLA, and TALES OF TERROR! Also discussed are bad youth pastor metaphors involving horse manure, blackened crust punk bands, and the gender politics of WILD ZERO.

On this episode, we're joined by author Sarah Gailey (RIVER OF TEETH) as we dig into THE LOST BOYS and I AM THE PRETTY THING THAT LIVES IN THE HOUSE. Also discussed are sexy bemulleted sax players, baskettis, Donatello's nipples, and the fact that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are the two genders.

On this episode, we dig into HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, YOR: THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, WWE Studios' NO ONE LIVES, and TERRENCE HOWARD'S FRIGHT CLUB. Also discussed are mystery mail meat, unfuckable robots, and the logistics of ripping out the Funkasaurus' spine and wearing him as a jaunty hat.

We're rejoined this week by writer and podcaster Matt D. Wilson as we dig into CARNOSAUR, BLACKENSTEIN, and shameless straight-to-VOD ripoff THE JURASSIC GAMES. Also discussed are creationist museums, being trapped on an island with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and owning Gene Siskel.

On this episode, we're rejoined by Ian Chambers as we dig into WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, THEY LIVE, STITCHES, GHASTLIES, and GHOSTS THAT STILL WALK. Also discussed are the DEATH WISH movies, Anne Rice fanfic, surgery biographies, and Rowdy Roddy Piper's racism.

On this episode, we rank the FRIDAY THE 13TH reboot, the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET reboot (God help us), BLUE MONKEY, and MINDHUNTERS. We also talk about Gorgon Video Magazine, Screaming Mad George's luscious hair, and how LL Cool J is the Kyle MacLachlan to Renny Harlin's David Lynch.

We're joined by comic author and podcaster Benito Cereno as we dig into THE WICKER MAN, THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH, and PAN'S LABYRINTH. Also discussed: kinkshaming rural populations, fursonas, the gender politics of Nintendo games, and the buckwildness of the rich.

On this episode, we dig into DEATH LAID AN EGG, MY FRIEND DAHMER, DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, and DEVIL TIMES FIVE. We also talk about Italian redneck mob justice, chicken-themed class metaphors, and movies where every white person looks exactly the same.

On this episode, we talk about DEEP BLUE SEA 2, BLOOD ON THE BADGE, LOVE AT FIRST BITE, and TALES OF FRANKENSTEIN. We also talk about racists getting eaten by pigs, disco-dancing draculas, Freebie & The Bean, and the folly of feeding nootropic drugs to supersharks.

This week, Becky The Archivist fills in for Quincy as she and Ryan talk about HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER and Vincent Price's THEATER OF BLOOD. Also discussed are dog pies, "Dragula," muppety facial hair, exasperating our loved ones by being on the IMDB trivia page during the movie, and why THEATER OF BLOOD belongs to the gays.

On this episode, we're joined by Marlene Thompson (co-host of GHOST OF A CHANCE) as we dig into THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE, BLOODBEAT, and NIGHT OF THE COMET. Also discussed are demons cutting pro wrestlng promos, samurai sword-assisted sexual power moves, and what Marlene imagines the plot of Castlevania to be based entirely on the name alone.

On this week's episode, we talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER and THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE! We dig into the semiotics of fishfucking, being kidnapped by someone who yells "I'm gonna turn you into a manimal," why season one of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER is Quincy's favorite, and man-eating crocodiles as a metaphor for sexual repression.

This week, we talk about THE CRAZIES, THE OMEN, THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER, and #HORROR. We also dig into such topics as hoping that Alicia Silverstone is okay, horror that's just a rude impersonation of millennials, Vietnam War allegories, and dunking on Lloyd Kaufman.

On this episode, we talk THE HOWLING 3: THE MARSUPIALS, HIGH TENSION, LEATHERFACE, WOLF CREEK 2, GHOULIES, and TROLL 2! So many listener requests, y'all, holy shit. We also talk about getting tortured by Jeff Jarrett, nuns turning into werewolves, ballerinas turning into werewolves, everybody turning into a werewolf, and getting bitten on the butthole by evil muppets.

On this episode, we jump into DEMONS, Fulci's THE BEYOND, 5KNIVES, and NIGHT OF THE HUNTER! Also discussed are weeping at the Butterfree episode of Pokemon, bizarre cocaine-snorting methods, and motorcycle katana fights.

On this episode, we deal with BODY MELT, BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT, and THE RING. We dig into topics such as the body horror wonderland of Australia, bizarre sushi rolls for white people, and the realization that Quincy is out here watching grainy footage of autopsies he found in the woods while Ryan lives in Steven Spielberg's trash can.