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The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation!The post 75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone! appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse.The post 74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween) appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game.The post 74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned.The post 73 The Beastiary, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates!The post 72 The Beastiary, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’The post 71 The Beastiary, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature!The post 70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap) appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale!The post 69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’)The post 68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas.The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his wing.The post 66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Tom leads a BRAND NEW GAME! Andrew utters sweet evil story nothings.The post 65 Chatter and Lore: Spellin’ Bees and Spinnin’ Yarns appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Poe and Pa clash when the two opposing bands of spiritual warriors finally meet.The post 64 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 7 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

We recall our embarrassing early correspondence and drop a new Mudd Rumpus track!The post 63 Chatter and Lore: Recollectin’ and Knife-Fightin’ appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Poe and pals prep for patricide. Meanwhile, Pa and pals ponder their pecking order.The post 62 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 6 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Poe goes to Hell and has a heartwarming reunion with the Prince of Darkness.The post 61 Poe Green and the Ghost Machine, Episode 5 appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Even by our standards, this is a rough one. ENJOY!The post 60 Chatter and Lore: The Worst One Ever appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Murder! Mistletoe! Moorings! A merry maritime magniloquence crammed lovingly down your minced piehole.The post 59 (Christmas Special!) Carver Cranebottom and the Forgotten Shore appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

We’re back at it again! Listen as we merrily mangle another classic old-time radio ‘Sherlock!’The post 58 LIVE Special: Classic Sherlock Holmes #4 (Christmas Holmes!) appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com

Deep from the hellish bowels of the Rude Alchemy archives comes the cosmically horrifying tale of a post-Revolutionary Jabez Flintwick and his ultimate battle against the forces of evil.The post 57 The Jabez Flintwick Halloween Special! appeared first on Rude Alchemy. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit rudealchemy.substack.com