Scott Mills Daily

Francois The Nose finally brings in the finished Show fragrance, but what's it like? Also Scott and Chris wonder how they can help Greg in his quest to provide the ultimate party for young carers (crab costume maybe?) and have you been a "liability" plus one at a Christmas party? Plus special podcast only, bonus archive as we recall a classic 24 Years At The Tap End episode.

More highlights of the week including an extended cut of Where Do You Think They Were with listener Abbey and her French Horn blowing mum, a look back at Claude from The Apprentice's reaction to our show fragrance and some classic archive of the opening of the Scott Mills bridge back in 2016.

Another listener has to endure Where Do You Think They Were and this one involves an orchestra. Plus the show’s own fragrance is almost ready and Scott wonders if there is such thing as a beef candle.

Scott is back and so is the podcast! It’s Bamboleyo Wednesday, Scott’s had the cheapest haircut ever and Claude from The Apprentice hates us and our perfume!

Chris plays some highlights of his week with Alice Levine including a game of Wrong Number Right Answer (which he is a bit rubbish at) and some ads for fantasy Radio 1 Christmas Shows that we'd love to see actually happen. Plus, we get another chance to hear his Christmas Song from back in 2012.

More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris catches up with the latest victim of Where Do You Think They Were? and shares highlights from the show including Chabuddy G vs Ellie Goulding.

Chris speaks to florist Helen who reveals more funny messages people send with flowers and plays a trailer for an idea he had that was never broadcast - Chabuddy G: Planet Girth.

George Ezra was in the Live Lounge today and saw Scott & Chris do something quite rude. Also another listener gets the Where Do You Think They Were treatment, this one involving boats we find out what “millsing” means from a couple on their honeymoon.

Jax Jones plays a game in which he has to guess whether a comment was made about his video or a saucy adult video. Plus we have another round of Funny Business and more song lyrics that NEVER happened!

It’s time for Rita Ora to get the Superfan Steve treatment, we do some market research on our new show Eau De Cologne, but Chris sabotages the exercise and Did Adele really set fire to the rain? We question more suspect lyrics in songs.

More behind the scenes action from the Scott Mills show. Chris chats to listener Kitty about her online review fail and catches up with Scott ahead of the weekend.

Do you have a go-to place or routine for first dates? An ice-hockey game maybe? Also, listener Mikey goes through the agony of Where Do You Think They Were – this one involving curry and more ridiculous pop lyrics that NEVER HAPPENED!

Lewis Capaldi road tests a new game made up by one of Chris’s mates. We also hear about lots of inventive ways in which people have tried to slip you their phone number, which makes Scott & Chris both realise that it’s never happened to them (sad face).

Reviews of nightclubs tend to be really bad, and funny. We read out some of the best ones. Also, Scott has been sending late night DMs to Scarlett Moffatt, Chris has a new addition to the bedroom and we play another round of the Homes Under The Hammer game.

Zara Larsson (or should we say Lardon?) falls victim to Super-fan Steve and this time it’s very awkward. Also “Man hid pork down trousers” - It can only be more local news stories, this time from the Isle of Man.

Chris brings the latest news on the Live Lounge Mouse, intern Leila chats about playing Ukulele to Dan from Bastille, more of the Radio 1 Emergency links and What was going on at the end of Wednesday’s podcast??

We bring another super cringy Where Do You Think They Were? and this one involves getting “bendy” on a train. Also Nicole from Pontypridd is back and we have a special favour to ask her.

Charli XCX is the next victim to go up against Superfan Steve. Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday, we have a full remix of One Pound Fishman's Michael Jackson song and more of your local news including Elvis the ASBO Parrot!

Dan from Bastille and Marshmello get to hear Radio 1 intern Leila’s amazing ukulele playing, Scott discovers Pete & Bas the OAP MC’s and Gulliver, the hooligan seagull is on the rampage…it can only be more of your local news!

Chris was Best Man at a wedding over the weekend but wonders why everyone was asking him stupid questions. Also our Bangers stats guy is back, an opera singing Donkey turns up in your local news, Chris has a moth problem and we have another round of the Homes Under The Hammer game.