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What TV should we all be watching while we anxiously await PLL's return? Just so you know, we set out to do a 20 minute mini-sode about it so you should not be surprised that it turned into almost two hours. And we do sneak in some PLL talk since the news and teaser pics from the new intro dropped today! Be sure to share your thoughts on what shows we should all be watching during this loooooong PLL hiatus. What did we miss? What did we pre-judge wrong and should actually watch? How much do you love The Muppets? You can get at us on Twitter @PrettyLittlePod! Come on back next time when the PLP Movie Club resumes with the cult classic: John Carpenter's They Live!

You guys. Seriously. The Summer of Answers is no joke. Granted, we got all the answers in the span of 42 minutes but, damnit, we still got 'em! Your humble hosts break down each answer and, since this is Pretty Little Liars, each new question thrown out by this gonzo bonkers episode. Let's dig in! Did you love the reveal? Did you not? Let us hear it on Twitter @PrettyLittlePod. Be the Emily to our [Insert Name of Crazy Lesbian Here] and leave us a good review in iTunes, won't you?

NOTE: PLL talk starts at minute 42! Now, last week we asked for prom stories and you guys did not disappoint! We start off by reading the most enthralling listener prom tales. You guys just need to hear to believe. Ben's prom actually wasn't too bad as it turns out. And it is great that there were prom tales to share because this episode of Pretty Little Liars was almost wall to wall filler! Well, except for the Real Housewives of Rosewood. We could've watched an entire hour of that and been more than happy. Cuz the #PLLProm was, let's face it, a real snoozer. Meanwhile, awesome listener @zipper_pull HAND STITCHED a fantastic PLL pillow and wants to give it away to one of our dear listeners! All the details are contained within so listen up!

Well, it was another Pretty Little Liars filler episode as we kill time before a giant big ol' reveal. We got some more Clark (never a bad thing), met a sexy new "Faux-Laurentis" called Rhys and Ali completely f**ks over Lorenzo. He should have seen that coming, this one's on him. He was warned. By literally everyone. Meanwhile, we could not more be looking forward to next week's super fancy PLL prom! So, Marissa and Ben chat about the difference between a Los Angeles, California prom and a Butte, Montana prom. Turns out the differences are everything. Also, be sure to check out our other podcast Murder, We Spoke this week because not only did we get in some great PLL talk but we had an AMAZING guest, Molly McAleer!

Alright guys, your letter writing campaign has finally paid off and the PLL podcast crossover event you've been demanding has arrived! The insanely wonderful hosts of CAbernet And A are our guests (or actually we are their guests, technically)! And even though half the episode was Emily and Sara's awkward non-romantic romance it still gave us a lot to talk about. You want an example? How about Mike's horrific bleached, torn and bedazzled denim shirt that he stole off the set of Nashville? Yeah, we dig down deep into the most important Pretty Little Liars issues of the day. And once you listen to the episode you are going to want to follow the amazing and hilarious Chelsea White (@TheChelseaWhite) and Sue Funke (@TheSueFunke) on Twitter because, in case we haven't mentioned it, they're fantastic.

Lesli can afford a Range Rover. She's a mentally unstable TA and she's driving a brand new Range Rover. I take the bus. F**k her. Meanwhile, Mrs. Marin facilitates a good deep dickin' for her daughter.

This was such an amazing episode of Pretty Little Liars! I am not going to lie, your hosts were like cats chasing laser pointers and really just went all over the place. It is a real stream of consciousness podcast so buckle in. I mean, Ali is kissing Lorenzo, Weak Link Emily in full force, Mean Dean is back, A has boobies, Hanna has never looked better, where's Ezra, do the writers even know how weed works at all... Whew, as you can see there is much to discuss. Meanwhile, the first full 20 minutes may be TV talk unrelated to PLL. You know how we get. And be a pal and leave us a kind review on iTunes as that is all it takes to help spread the word and get the podcast to grow so we can talk PLL with everyone! You can also get at us on Twitter @PrettyLittlePod or email us through our website PrettyLittlePodcasters.com because we want to hear all of your crazy and demented theories!

This was a great episode of Pretty Little Liars! And you know this is an important episode because there is a Chad Lowe budget. That's right, Aria's dad is back from weekend college to help his daughter through her PTS. We learn so much about Charles and some of it may even be true! Plus, Caleb. He just gets his awesomeness all over everything as per usual. To kick off the episode, M & B discuss their very first one star review from iTunes. Melissa may have taken it a little personally, you guys. Meanwhile, we naturally have to take a moment to discuss the cancellation of our Side Piece Show, Hannibal. It is a sad day, Fannibals. If you're getting caught up (Ashton), there are very minor Hannibal spoilers.

You've heard us read his theories on almost every episode and now he is finally on the show! Ladies and gentlemen, we have the utterly delightful and insightful Tom Mcnab as our super special guest! He brings the genius theories and pretty much schools your humble hosts with his PLL knowledge. And that's a good thing because Dr. Sullivan is back, Sara Harvey is getting close to Weak Link Emily, Junkie Spencer is about to make a comeback and we need Tom's Brain more than ever! Meanwhile, we learn that blue is not Spencer's color (like, at all) and why the stylists on this show hate Ali.

Somebody turn on a light because Pretty Little Liars is getting dark! And by dark we mean an entire episode devoted to the Liars dealing with Post Traumatic Stress and lots (and lots) of rape allusions. But luckily the girls have their parents to walk behind them and whine that they aren't getting over things quick enough. All the moms are here and are all, pretty much, monsters to their traumatized children. This may be a brutal episode but at least Melissa ends the podcast with an uplifting song that may or may not involve Nazis. Meanwhile, Rosewood PD has instituted the "Fresh Perspectives" program and race relations in Rosewood take two steps forward and one giant step back.

Remember how bonkers the season finale of season five was? Season six picks up right where it left off and does not miss a beat! Your intrepid hosts are here to break down the madness. The girls are still in The Dollhouse and Charles' plan is really coming together. We have some AMAZING listener theories to share. Seriously, you guys brought it. So what are you still reading this for? Hit play and let's get back into The Dollhouse! Meanwhile, Toby calls Spencer "babe" and it is somehow the creepiest thing in an episode filled with rape allusions and Ezra's pedophile beard.

How much is there to talk about in this movie? Well, the first hour of this podcast covers, no joke, only the fist fifteen minutes. I just don't even know what else to say. Just don't listen to this episode all at once. This is meant to be digested in manageable chunks. Meanwhile, we take a quick break in the middle to discuss women in film using Avengers: Age of Ultron as a jumping off point. Then it is right back into the family drama/horror movie/rom-com that is The Boy Next Door!

Bad Italian accents? Nay, offensive Italian accents? Endless montages of scootering across Rome? Brilliant children and moronic adults? Syrupy sweet pop music? Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes. This all adds up to a Disney tween movie. Join us as we discover the glory that is The Lizzie Mcguire Movie! M & M have seen it before (multiple times). B is being introduced to it for the very first time.  So, however you are approaching this movie we have you covered!

Pretty Little Podcasters proudly presents... Murder, She Podcasted

The whole gang (M & M & B) is here! We enter the Dollhouse and, frankly, we never want to leave! The Dollhouse is so much better than prison. We get to decorate for a creepy opera prom, watch old home movies, have access to all the Twinkies we can eat (even though there is no where to go the bathroom), wear fancy dresses (obvs) and, most fun, we learn how to make an EMP!  Meanwhile, Toby handles a weapon for the first time and the Hastings parents are back and lawyering all over the place!

The penultimate episode of season five of Pretty Little Liars is here and there is no shortage of things to talk about! Such as Perd Hapley! Tether ball! Ali's verdict! Archery! Grapefruits! Bob Durst! OJ! And other trials that were based in the real world! Meanwhile, we read some awesome listener theories and get in a nice preview of next week's season finale. We cannot wait to get into The Dollhouse! You can send us your theories from the sane to the hail marys (ALL of our contact info is at PrettyLittlePodcasters.com). And please take a moment to leave us a good review on iTunes. We would appreciate that as much as Ali would appreciate a competant defense attorney!

The melody lingers on? Ali's f&#@ing trial lingers on! This may be the shortest murder trial of all time but still feels like its dragging! We therefore talk about the cavalcade of legal inaccuracies that permeate the air. We also chat about how effortlessly Caleb slipped in to the group in Hanna's absence. Uh, we love Caleb. Don't you love Caleb? Aria is also oddly on point this episode. Basically, PLL is killing time until the alleged #BigAReveal in the season finale so we inevitably end up talking about Sons of Anarchy. We can't help it. Meanwhile, we have some more great listener theories to end the show on! If you have a theory (the crazier the better!) don't be shy! Let us hear it: @PrettyLittlePod on twitter or a number of other ways you can find at our website PrettyLittlePodcasters.com! Take a hot second and leave us a good review on iTunes, too!

This week your hosts become legal analysts worthy of the best deep cable crime show. We break down Ali's case piece by piece and quickly discover that the evidence against her is thinner than an Olsen twin. Meanwhile, Ezria is thwarted by a fence then breaks up, Spencer whores it up across two continents, Hanna tries to come clean to Tanner and Emily probably does something, too.

'Allo Guv! Spencer goes to Oxford (which is the same thing as London I'm sure of it), Aria and Hanna think carjacking is synonomous with being set on fire and Emily isn't a good dancer. Her hair is, she isn't. Meanwhile, your hosts attempt and English accent. The result? A pretty decent Australian accent.  

This may be the greatest episode of television. Period. And it is serendipity that it was so dance heavy and we have the one and only Amber Kenny here to help us break it down! We meet B's favorite new character, Talia's husband. We learn what Mike has been up to and it involves longingly staring at vials of blood. Oh, and Hanna betrays all of her emotions (aka anger) in the greatest dance you will see this side of a Step Up movie! Meanwhile, we talk about why Toby is one hundo percent in the right and Spencer is being a total @$$hole.