Zepp And Terri

October 12, 2016 | SO MANY Clown sightings, including potential clown on clown action, and grandma mistaken for clown

October 10, 2016 | Terri makes a quip that causes Zepp to gag and hawk one into the trashcan. Zepp explains the reason he'll always sport facial hair. #FML

October 6, 2016 | #GordonLightfoot discusses his famous connection to Minnesota, the meaning behind a few songs, and graciously allows Terri to gush.

October 5, 2016 | Drunk fast food patron wants her F'n lemonade! Dad tries the Thug Life to impress 16 y/o son.

Zepp learns that you don't wash a bra after a single use. You wash them after 5-8...like his t-shirts.

October 3, 2016 | Beware if speaking Finnish, “Aista Nappa” is NOT a friendly greeting. It’s offensive!

October 3, 2016 | Husband attends funeral and let's wife know he's got "mourning wood". #FML

September 29, 2016 | Man seeking woman who resembles deceased wife to recreate his wedding photos.

September 29, 2016 | A reporter with a name only she can pronounce, reports on two bank robbers "dressed like that guy from Chappelle's Show" (she's talking about #RickJames).

September 28, 2016 | Naked man fights fire. Packers fan, shockingly, found intoxicated. Constipated man calls cops for "assistance".

If you're woman interested in a guy, you're shooting yourself in the foot to tell him "sometimes you act gay, in a good way!" #FML

Zepp & Terri should have their own t-shirt? Hmmmm. Zepp offers his suggestion on how to deal with a girlfriend who is pressuring you to have kids.

September 20, 2016 | Exclusive audio of #BradPitt & #AngelinaJolie breaking up!

September 19, 2016 | Mom accidentally "sweet talks" her own son, and woman spends her evening drinking vodka...cutting own hair...and booty-calling her ex-husband. #FML

September 13, 2016 | Excuses given to medical pros from imaginative perverts

September 12, 2016 | Pretty girl causes car accident, except...that's a man, baby! Boss tasks underling to call hotels looking for his missing, silk pajama bottoms.

September 12, 2016 | After DOT threatened to revoke a license plate that said KUMQUAT after receiving complaints that it was offensive, we ran down a long list of foods that sound dirty

September 8, 2016 | #SammyHagar discusses playing at Red Rocks, the song of his that makes him cry, and he even threatens to break Terri’s neck #VanHalen #Montrose #Chickenfoot #LedZeppelin

September 7, 2016 | Masked thief turns out to be raccoon, cucumber assault, bathroom break leads to head injury

#HillaryClinton blamed her coughing attack on being allergic to #DonaldTrump. Zepp & Terri found this audio suggesting she might have picked up an old habit of her husband's. And it sounds like she's inhaling.