Botched: A D&d Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A new chapter, but the same old group of dickheads. After terrorizing some people at the Knights Of The Phoenix fortress, and just annoying some others, the group has been given a task. After getting their affairs in order, the group loads up their new mode of transport. A mix of science and magic, a new form of transportation has been born. This transportation will allow them to reach their destination in a week instead of months. They will not be alone in their trip as it requires a crew. What is this transport? What sort of magic is behind it? What ways will the group figure out how to screw up their ride? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The third chapter begins in our five-part saga. With few familiar faces, our journey begins in the Phoenix Fortress. A castle built with Dwarvish and Gnomish ingenuity. Each adventurer comes seeking work for their own reasons and one by one they will coalesce into one completely obnoxious group. Join them as they discover this military encampment and see its daily comings and goings now that the Phoenix Flare has been lit. Who are these mysterious adventurers? What kind of people make up the Knights of The Phoenix? What sort of job will they sent on? What sort of shenanigans can they mess up in their first interactions with one another? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long a

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Finally, the group found the source of infestation of fey blight. I’m sure Mayor Danners would be happy to know that this group of strangers finally solved their problems. Hopefully he can find Earl’s farm to let him know. Meanwhile, the group now has to deal with a monstrous tentacle ooze monster. They were just given a prophecy that at least one of them will survive the ordeal to tell the tale. If that holds true. Which of them will survive? Will they run away or kill the monster? What will be the consequences? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcas

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well…not everyone made it out of the Old Road alive. But fret not! There’s a bunch of murderous ravenous dwarves trying to kill what’s left! Oh…that doesn’t really give a lot of comfort. Perhaps the last few guys will come up with some ingenious way to outsmart these monsters. These burnt out buildings are sure to last a long time against the horde of ravenous flesh-eating monsters just outside. How are they going to escape their current situation? Are there any other survivors? What was the cause of this catastrophe? How can they solve or avoid the problem? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshi

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group is still traversing the Old Road, trying to get to the Dwarvish city of Kalernor. After splitting the party, half the group is now trying to outrun a giant purple worm…while the other half is twiddling their thumbs waiting to see how that turns out. The play-it-safers and anyone who may have survived the encounter with the worm, make their way to the exit of the Old Road and the entrance of the city. There they are greeted by their oldest and most powerful adversary…a door puzzle. Did everyone survive the encounter with the purple worm? What sort of door puzzle is it? Will the group inevitably take entirely too long to solve the puzzle? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the l

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Clint is got a bigger boat! Hopefully he’ll live long enough to use it. NPC’s have a tendency to die when assisting the group…usually because the group kills them. Now done with the boating portion of their trip, the group continues to travel on foot. The only way forward has been barred by a rockslide. However, a pair of strange rips in the fabric of space time have opened up alongside them. If they can manage around this obstacle, I’m sure that there’s no other danger along the way. What are these rips in the fabric of time and space? What happens if you go through them? What are the cause of these strange tremors? What else is in store for the group before they get to the dwarven city? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After a semi successful, mostly homicidal mission for the The Lowstriders crime guild, the group journeys towards the Old Road. What is the Old Road you ask? It is an underground passage to get into the dwarven city! First by boat and then by foot. They meet their guide Clint and begin their journey into the darkness. Strange rumblings begin as they set off. What do these rumbles mean? Are the waters around the guild really that safe? What sort of dangers lurk within the Old Road? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Geesh, the House of Fortune are a bunch of snobby fuddy-duddies! Well it’s no wonder that the group has decided to help the Lowstriders guild. They head to the drug tents to search for a goblin named Skrod who will lead them to a secret warehouse entrance. These masters of stealth, illusion and disguise will attempt to gain entry, find the golden hourglass and return to The Drain. Patrick is hoping to get some credit for the group’s work so that he can work his way up the guild ladder. I’m sure everything will go completely fine and without a hitch. Right? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipp

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Poor Bertrand. Burdened with the guild of Maeric’s actions things have gone from bad to worse. Now those around him plan to sell him into prostitution to the Sloppy Seal. Afterwards, the members have dissenting opinions on what to do next. Some of the group finds out just how long the wait to get into the dwarven city is. Some want to work for the smuggling guild, while others want to work for the House of Fortune. After doing some traveling and some conversating the group gathers some more information. What kind of favors would the guilds want in return for their help? Are the player’s characters just as morally bankrupt as every other character they’ve ever made? What is the price for a good pipe cleaning? How does yeast manage to crystalize? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they at

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wow. Well that was certainly a fun and uplifting end to our previous episode. Where do we go from there? As is typical of Botched, we continue to trudge forwards. The group has finally arrived at Kalernyor…or not. Outside the gates of the dwarvish city lies sort of a shanty town named Dhalratha. It is a crime riddled den of scum and villainy, preying upon the weak and underprivileged. The group finds they are going to need a special kind of permit into the main dwarvish city, but those are not so easy to come by. Luckily, they meet a few other fellows looking to gain entry as well. Who are these mysterious new “friends?” What kind of law is in this shanty town? What will happen to Bertram now that Maric has turned his back on the paladins? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group managed to make a deal with a group of what appear to be meth gnomes. Having no concept of time, they made a rather poor deal. However, the Knights of The Phoenix showed up to defend the town in the group’s absence (not that they cared anyways). Karl went with some of the brotherhood to “teach them of being a constable” which had nothing to do with the fact there was a monster living inside him. In his place the party now has a new member! They all hit the road and begin the journey to Kalernyor, the dwarvish city to the north. Who is this new companion? What will the journey to the dwarvish city be like? Will members of the group romp and play on a farm up north? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a vete

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group, at least in part, managed to find Earl’s farm! Mayor Danners seemed very insistent on it. Upon discovering it, they quickly realized that not all was well. There seemed to be emptied bins of infected fruit, tracks, blood, oh and a lovely hat! Ogie and Karl wait for their compatriots catch up before following the tracks deep into the woods. Entering further into the woods the group finds Earl as well as those holding him captive. Who are these mysterious captors? Why did they target Earl’s farm? Are there more of them out there? Who else is at risk? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worsh

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Well, it seems Overcrop Inspector Gadget met a rather unsightly fate. After determining a possible cause of death and informing the town, the group settles in for a relaxing night at the Stumpy Pony. After that, shit gets pretty crazy. They pick up the second volume of Magical Mallards, I mean, Magical Maladies. After discovering what the town is really dealing with and how best to stem the problem they put their plans in motion. Who was responsible for the death of Overcrop Inspector Gadget? Is everything on the up and up with Kory? Is there a problem with the crops of Braddock or is everything just fine? What else can possibly go wrong? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This rag tag group of not quite friends has finally reached Braddock. They are first greeted by Mayor Danners and his fight for the common man. They are taken to the Stumpy Pony, the same place Overcrop Inspector Gadget was staying the day he went missing. The group settles in, has some fine dining, meet some interesting residents and visitors and then they begin the search for Gadget. Will everyone they meet be friendly and supportive? Will they behave themselves in Braddock? How many steaks are too many for one person? What happened to Overcrop Inspector Gadget? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is quite the strange group assembled to solve a mystery. We started off with a rogue, a religious zealot and a magical experiment gone awry and added some guy frozen from the past and a bugbear. Something seems a bit off about this new character Karl, but I’m sure there’s nothing to be alarmed about. This new band of “heroes” hits the road to find out what happened to Overcrop Inspector Gadget. What sort of trials and tribulations will they find along the road to Braddock? What will they find when they finally get there? Did Phil make a poor character choice by playing a character only one person can understand? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We now begin our second chapter of our Season 3 story arc. After a bit of a time jump, Kix and Maric have been staying in Yorgundir for nearly a month. Maric’s father Mark passes along a task from the Brotherhood of the Phoenix. Not trusting Maric to go alone he is joined by a human rogue. The group makes off towards Braddock to investigate a missing person of importance. Along the way they run into a small group with problems of their own. What is plaguing this small group of people? Who is this missing person of importance? Will anyone else come to their aid? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil wor

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group Ben Hurried their way through a tenuous chariot competition. Without any real casualties, and most still on chariots (sorry Pavel and Toseth), they ready themselves for their next challenger. Yeah, no surprise it’s a bear. However, it’s a big fucking bear! With an entire arena at their disposal, the group will now attempt to survive against this monstrosity. The crowd will look on as they always do, cheering and throwing babies or whatever they have lying around. Will the group make it out of the arena alive? Will the peace between Pavel and Raul last? How can they cure the werebear epidemic plaguing Urtolheim? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! What has the group gotten themselves into now? In attempting to solve the werebear crisis the group has come across a cave filled with crazed elves. Seeing that a major fight was about to go down, they couldn’t help themselves but join in! Now they are ready and waiting in chariots, ready to do battle in the arena. A flimsy gate is now all that stands between them and the rest of the poor bastards that got dragged into this fight. Will the group make it through the arena in one piece? Has Raul really forgiven Pavel for the papercut he gave Kaff? What sort of dangers await them in the arena? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has entered the mysterious cave in the werebear woods without Caff or Kix. Maric split off from the rest of the group to take the musty tunnel as opposed to the delicious meat tunnel. Maric will use his wits and boisterous attitude to make his way further into the cave, while the rest of the group will stumble about. This cave is occupied by fanatical, almost translucent, elves. What are they up to in these caves? Why are they gathering so many people? Has Raul really forgiven Pavel for giving Caff what amounts to a papercut? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has now aligned themselves with a sociopath who enjoys making music from the corpses of his victims. Yeah, sounds about right. Tasked with curing Urtolheim’s lycanthropy problems they set off to the northern woods to investigate. Everything seems to be going just fine until Pavel decides to make some plans of his own. What will they find in the woods? What is the cause of this bear lycanthropy? What will Pavel do to land himself in hot water with Raul? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are p