Girly Mags

Bust out your pointy-toed kitten heels and Coolpix cameras cuz we’re going back to the worst year for fashion - January, 2006 with this PG13-cum-rated R issue of J14. This episode we discuss the most fuckable Disney characters, totes embarrassing moments, play a little Truth or Dare and find out if we are BoY crAzY! Joining us on this journey is Nicky Paris (@nickyparisbitch), an LA-based comedian and co-host of Daddy Issues, and who was recently featured on Audible’s 2020 Pride Special! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - January 2006 Yikes! Total Embarrassing Moments: Jane Says Tales of Truth or Dare Quiz: Are You Completely Boy Crazy? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT, ARCHIVES, FREE MERCH AND MORE! patreon.com/girlymags INSTAGRAM - girly.mags TWITTER - girly_mags See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The summer of 1998 - numetal was raging on the charts, Bill Clinton was lying through his teeth and MTV debuted their Wanna Be a VJ series. Jesse Camp (@therealjessecamp), a lovable goofball from Connecticut with wild hair, was chosen by viewers and became the first ever winner, and he’s joining Girly Mags for this blast-from-the-past episode! Come along for this balls-to-the-wall, totally rockin’ nostalgia trip through his time at MTV, strange celebrity encounters, 1998 trivia and more! Follow us on Instagram - girly.mags Twitter - girly_mags Join our Patreon for exclusive content, bonus podcast segments, your chance to take a quiz and our archives! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Put on your raggedy JNCOs and pop in your September 1999 mixtape. Returning is Bartender Atlas’ Josh Lindley, who joins us for a spooky true-crime This Month in History mystery, discusses supremo summer snafus and tries out some lamewad pickup lines courtesy of this issue of Twist magazine. Head back to the time of sneaking into R-rated movies with a PG-13 movie ticket and the time you cried to Sandstorm because a dude with frosted tips dumped you at a school dance. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History: September 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments Under Pressure/Sexual Harassment at School Bad Pickup Lines Quiz: Are You a Diva? Follow us on Instagram - girly.mags Twitter - Girly_Mags JOIN OUR PATREON FOR ARCHIVES, EXTRA PODCAST SEGMENTS, MERCH AND MORE! XOXO! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re drawing back the curtain  on the February 1998 issue of YM magazine, featuring meme queen and illustrator/artist Krystan Saint Cat (@krystansaintcat). This episode is a mixtape of mall horror stories, love tarot, wet dreams and sussing out our sweetie-snagging styles à la quiz. Join Girly Mags on another stroll down memory lane where, somehow, shitting your pants comes up yet again. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - February 1998 Say Anything: All the Mall Things Ask Anything: Nocturnal Emissions Love Tarot: Is Clippy The One For You? Quiz: Crushing Clues: What’s Your Sweetie-Snagging Style? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“I wanna be more famous than the Internet.” - Jessica Simpson Welcome to the first quarantine episode of Girly Mags on WhoHaha! We’re rewinding the tape all the way back to the April 2000 of Seventeen magazine, and we’ve funny gal Lauren Servideo joining us for laughs along the way. Go back to a better time of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, some faux pas embarrassing moments, weirdly accurate predictions for 2020 from the Y2K-era and the awful years that were being a teen! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History, April 2000 Traumarama: Lost in Translation 2020 Predictions Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica Quiz: Which Buffy Character Are You? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're throwing back... all the way back to the time of Windows '95 with the July 1995 issue of Seventeen featuring Aerosmith-video babe and Clueless star, Alicia Silverstone. Joining us for this journey is Amanda Connell, host of You Don't Know What It's Like podcast. Come chase waterfalls with us as we chat summer job traumas, when to dump a shitty boyfriend and find out if we're snobs! JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of our illustrious hosts had to take a trip down to the world's biggest little city, so we couldn't record this week. But Girly Mags won't let you down! We have a clip episode made up of unheard segments from some of your favourite episodes! Get ready for some funeral mishaps, Gavin Rossdale's sensuous mouth, mysterious hairs, occult powers, and all the embarassing moments and body freak-outs that you expect from Girly Mags. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grab your emergency banana liqueur, set your AIM account to permanently away and head down to the bunker with us ‘cause you’re coming with Girly Mags back to Y2K through the January 2000 issue of Teen Magazine. Joining us on this apocalyptic journey is Falen Johnson - co-host of CBC’s Secret Life of Canada. Get ready for year one of the Willenium. Fight your ex, hide your chickens.   IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - January 2000 Why Me? Humiliation Hot Sheet - Saxophones, Feels on Wheels and Titty Tech Ex Encounters: Fight, Flight or Shite? East Meets West - DON'T WEAR A FUCKIN' HEADDRESS  Quiz: Is He Moving Too Fast?   JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NEW YEAR, SAME US! After a lil break, the Girly Mags gang is BACK... all the way back to the October 1997 issue of YM. This episode features funny gal @jensakato and is packed with supremo Say Anything moments, including MIA tampons and the trauma of hearing the parentals bang! Join us as we take a dump on diet culture and flex our mental muscles with the Are You a Bimbo? quiz! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER/PATREON - GIRLYMAGS CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The airports are running again, but we have to take off our shoes as we fly back to November 2001 with our special guest Briana Templeton of sketch comedy duo The Templeton Philharmonic (@templetonphil) and co-host of None of Our Business podcast. We make sure the seatbelt sign is off before heading right for the toilet to check out what strange things our bodies are doing now. Come along for a turbulent ride!  IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History – November 2001 Traumarama! – Splish Splash Body & Soul – Hemorrhoids: The Final Frontier Welcome to Hell – Christians Make Haunted Houses More Terrifying But Way Less Fun Quiz – Check Yo Superskills! Are You Kicking Demon Butt or Reading Men’s Minds? JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This bittersweet episode marks the end of an era. Lauren Prussky, AKA editor extraordinaire and Girly Mags loudmouth is on to greener pastures. But don’t fret - this episode is full of bangers, sing-a-longs, tears and tons of laughs, with a few freaky surprises along the way. We’re heading back to the time of holey jeans, 1-900 numbers and catty celebrity feuds of the ‘90s. Jump in the Girly Mags whip for another ride around the nostalgia block - this episode is one for the books! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - November 1994 Agony - Hotline Bling + Old Wrinkly Balls Hollywood Babble On - Celebrity Deathmatch The Surprising Things Men Find Sexy When Straight Women Marry Gay Men Quiz: Are You Ready for Romance? JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BOO, BITCHES! Girly Mags is back with a spooktacular Halloween episode featuring witchcraft, love sins and the greatest horror of all - being a teen in 1999! We’re joined by a gruesome guest, comedian and all-around cool chick, Caitlin Langelier, whose special talent lies in her ability to name all the gals in Mambo No. 5! Come along for another weird, wild ride into the depths of hell… if you dare! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: October 1999 Say Anything: Braceface Ask Anything: Crushin’ On The Boss When To Give Up Your Crush Love Sins: Peepin’ Tom A Truly Crafty Teen: Sabrina The Teenage Bitch Quiz: Do You Have Boys On The Mind? JOIN OUR PATREON + CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greetings from Camp Girly Mags! Meet your newest camp counselor, Amanda Connell, host of You Don’t Know What It’s Like podcast as we cover our FIRST EVER CosmoGirl! We debunk virginity myths + bisexuality, find out if we’re ToTaLLy BoY CrAzY, along with special surprises and our patented blend of social commentary and jokes about periods and pegging. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - June/July 2000 Embarrassing Moments - Jesus Camp Sex & Your Body - Like a Virgin What Do I Do Now? Lez Be Honest Quiz: Are You Totally Boy Crazy? JOIN OUR PATREON! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the year 2000 and you’re rolling passenger-side in the Girly Mags ride. We are joined by BlogTO and Only in Toronto’s Dani Stover as we cover the May 2000 issue of YM with the holy trinity crazysexycool cover girls: TLC. We drink bubs and rate scrubs. Hop in. Bonus content available on our Patreon! Also, check out our sweet complementary playlists for each episode on Spotify! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: May 2000 Say Anything: Waterfalls Totally TLC Grade the Guys Truth or Consequences Quiz: What a Girl Wants See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grab your backpack, low-rise jeans, Von Dutch trucker hat, and your new Pumas because it’s BACK 2 SCHOOL, bitches! This month was all about the Bennifer, which we don’t even discuss in this episode because there’s more to life than just poorly-dressed celebs and Gigli! We have better things in store for you, like some Girly Mags truth or dare, where we PLAY MUSIC BY SLAPPING OUR BUTTS. It’s another great ep, but we ain’t going anywhere until you pop your collar. Perf, let’s go. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: August 2003 Dramarama: Back 2 Skewl Shockers Good Advice: Book Report Looking for the Perfect Guy? It’s A Real Fam Jam, Bro Oral Report: Put It In Your Mouth Quiz: The Toxic Friends Test AKA Is Your Friend A Backstabbing Trash Compactor? JOIN OUR PATREON FOR BONUS SEGMENTS + MORE! AVAILABLE HERE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode 44 - Twist November/December 1999 Say, say two thousand, zero, zero, party over! Oops, out of time, so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999! Girly Mags is back with another episode straight out of the Y2K doomsday vault⁠. Bunker down for the sex education you never got in middle school and don’t shit your G-strings when things get seriously phreaky with the Ouija board. Download all our eps and start canning your preserves now: this one’s ready for judgement day. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: November/December 1999 You’ve Got Mail: Fan Jam No Way! Most Embarrassing Moments Ever: Donkey Thong Country Spooky Stories: Dear Johnny Body Hotline: Douche, There It Is Quiz: Is He Boyfriend Material? BONUS PATREON SEGMENTS + MORE AVAILABLE HERE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WE BACK, BABY!!!!! After a much needed summer break, the Girly Mags crew has returned with an exxxplosive episode for your listening pleasure. We chat mooning, the age of consent, make fun of slimeballs and reminisce about the days of owning a Con-Air phone. Summer ain’t over yet, so turn the volume up and don’t sweat the small stuff. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History: September 1997 Say Anything: Turning the Other Cheek Love Crisis: Lolita Applebaum, you gotta put me on Jerk Alert: Cutting up Lame Losers, Girly Mags Style Girlfriends Rule: Why We Love Our Dank AF Girl Buds Quiz: Are You A Dialing Diva? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 42: SEVENTEEN MAY 1998 It’s summer!!! You know what that means: yet another season of delectable dad bods, and the best way to do that is by honoring the Godfather of dad bods himself - Leonardo DiCappuccino. In this episode we’re joined by journalist and OG internet guru, Lauren O’Neil to discuss internet chat blunders, oral fixations, and the thing that’s definitely on everyone’s mind: if all Laurens are psychic. This Month in History: May 1998 Traumarama: Virtual Insanity Sex and Body: Put It In Your Mouth Grande Leo DiCappucino with Dad Bod drizzle, Extra Hottttt Quiz: How Psychic are Laurens? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 41: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1999 It’s ladies night, oh - what a night. Ya, you heard us - it's ladies night. The crew got our hands on a rather salacious '90s issue of Cosmo, featuring some pretty crazy content - like hard-boiled eggs into unlikely places (hint: not your upper lips), fanfiction celebrity hookups and a Girly Mags member owning up to a serious crime. So slip on your handbags, strap on your…overpriced shoes, and get ready because for this episode, we bring you: LADY MAGS. IN THIS ISSUE: This Month in History: June 1999 Celebrity Hookups: The Morning After The Sex Files: Agony or Eggstacy? Quiz: What’s Your Honesty Policy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

EPISODE 40: YM March 2000 Do you remember what happened in March of Y2K? Nope, us neither, so we dug out an incredible YM MTV issue to help us out. TRIGGER WARNING: Carson Daly’s forehead. We get love advice from MC Bones, aka Tom Green, hear a former MTV VJs supremo humiliating moment, give totally unqualified advice on teen drug use, and relive the old town road that was the millennium! You can rest assured we are the most qualified guides to take you on this time-traveling journey, so saddle up, ponies. Oh, and PS - this episode marks the Girly Mags TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! What a ride!!! IN THIS ISSUE:  This Month in History: March 2000  Say Anything: #penisgate  Ask Anything: Feel Good Juices (FGJ)  The Real Deal on Drugs  Romance Lessons From Tom Green  Quiz: Do you hide your true self from guys? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.