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EPISODE 39: SEVENTEEN JULY 1997 Picture it if you will...it was the hot summer of ‘97, and you’re slurpin’ up your Big Gulp living your semi-charmed life, playing foolish games with your friends, watching hotties on the beach and thinking “Can’t nobody hold me down." Your whole life is ahead of you, every day is winding road... This episode we’re joined by special guest, Kaniehtiio Horn, celebrated Mohawk actress and host of the amazing podcast Coffee With My Ma (which you can read about here and listen to here). How did we prep her for the show, you ask? “Things can get a little... raunchy.” IN THIS ISSUE:  This Month in History: July 1997  Celebrity Traumarama: Diapermobile  Sex and Body: Pornomania/Life is The Pits  1997 Readers’ Poll: Girly Mags Goes to the Polls  Quiz: How Addicted to Movies Are You? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roll on that body glitter and let your thong hang out, all the way back to this February 2005 issue of Teen People. We’re giving you the 411 on forgotten couples, examining the bad gals of Hollywood and discussing the trials and tribulations of unofficial Whole Foods spokesperson Jessica Simpson. Also, James takes on the heroic task of Marilyn Mansplaining the entire plot of The Son of the Mask so that you never, ever have to watch it. You’re welcome. IN THIS ISSUE: 1.  This Month in History: February 2005 2.  Your Life, Busted: Oops! (There It Is) 3.  Hottest Celebrity Couples: Where Are They Now? 4.  Hollywood Bad Girls: Papa-Paparazzi 5.  The Goof-Proof Asking Them Out Guide: Is it Worth It, Let Me Work It 6.  Quiz: How Romantic is He? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This ep is gonna blow you out of the water, people. This week Girly Mags takes a lighthearted look at 2005, long after our futures became dim. Case in point: Paris Hilton was “so hot”, it was splitzville for Brad and Jen, and someone probably knew who Chad Michael Murray was. Sorry, Chad. This ep is full of laughs and some pretty craptastic stories. Definitely don’t eat during this one, y’all. We warned you.----more---- IN THIS ISSUE: 1.  This Month in History: January 2005 2.  Embarrassing Moments: Stick a Fork in ‘er, She’s Done! 3.  “Cool” Comebacks: The Itty Bitty Titty Committee 4.  Celebrity Scandals: First Take Hot Take 5.  Astro Guide: What’s the Tea (Leaves)? 6.  Quiz: Which Goddess Are You? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Cue mood lighting and slow ballads, ‘cause it’s prom season* This week we’re joined by the ultra-talented powerhouse Gillian Goerz, co-founder and producer of Drunk Feminist Films to dish on the year that started it all: 1990. We go head-to-head on our faves for the Seventeen Readers’ Poll, shred the gnar on a listener’s question and, as usual, LOL A LOT. So inflate your Reebok Pumps for this one, listeners, it’s gonna be a wild, weird ride.   IN THIS ISSUE:   1.  This Month in History: March 1990 2.  Ask Dr. Dee: Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover 3.  The F-Word 4.  Who Do You Love? Readers’ Poll 5.  Strap On Your ‘Blades 6.  Quiz: Babe of the Ball See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drink from the Beverly Hills, 90210 fountain of eternal youth - all the way back to the era of post-grunge, rollerblades and the last days of Brenda Walsh. It was pretty much impossible for us to turn away from this issue. Tiffani-Amber is on the cover and she spells her hyphenated name with a friggin’ ‘I’ - could you GET any more ‘90s teen? In this episode we are joined by our ol’ pal Josh Lindley (remember him? Mr. Katie Holmes from Episode 19? Ya, we knew you would) and we flex our gag reflexes, learn about how to be true to ourselves, crown a new 90210 trivia champ, and, as per usual, laugh a hell of a lot. We promise you will too.IN THIS ISSUE:1.  This Month in History: December 19942.  Why Me? [Double Feature]: Brace Face / Baboobs3.  How 2 Say No 2 UR Friends: BANDRIES 1014.  Ask Jack: Feeling Guilty, Toledo, Ohio5.  Tiffani-Amber Thiessen: Shallow Val6.  Girly Mags Investigation: Mr. Jones and Me7.  Quiz: Jeo-party Hills, 90210 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No

As we edge closer to the season of edging - Valentine’s Day - we invite you to join Girly Mags in this episode as we splash around in the waters of yesteryear. Do you remember 2002? It was the last time the Patriots played the Rams at Superbowl XXXIISII (who knows how to read Roman numerals anyway, NERDS!), and Crossroads starring Britney Spears won Best Screenplay at the Oscars. This ep is peppered with a bit of everything for everyone: public shame, stoney baloney, MURDER, Cheaters™, and the people who pronounce clique like “click.” (3/5 Girly Mags hosts agree - that just ain’t right).IN THIS ISSUE:1.  This Month in History: February 20022.  How Embarrassing! [Double Feature]: Readers’ Mail / Coitus Interruptus3.  Q&A Love: The Stoner Lunar Calendar4.  Life Like the Movies: My Dad’s a Murderer 5.  That’s Scandalous: Tricky Hickey6.  Twist Investigation: What Clique Are You In? 7.  Quiz: What’s Your Romance Style? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://a

Wowwwwwwww, well, we’re finally back after a lil break with a fresh magazine re-up.  Get ready, because this episode has some dank pop culture nugs to pack in your ear pipes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the trip!Let’s be kind and rewind to December 1993 where we dish out the hard truth about being a gift-giving cheapskate, deliver a very juicy segment on cults, and shit-talk the turd buckets who think it’s okay to call women sluts. HOW MANY MORE YEARS ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVO, PEOPLE?PLUS lots more surprises + many laughs. 10/10 - would bang.This Month in History: December 1993 Say Anything: Walter the Farting Dog(Who Cares) What Guys Think: Sexy vs Slutty Thanks?: How to Deal With Loser Boyfriend GiftsCult Classic: I Was Sucked Into A CultQuiz: Are You in a Cult? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2004 was a much simpler time… NASA was sending rovers to Mars because we needed another planet to fuck up, the Lord of the Rings continued to slay at the Academy Awards, and Mark Zuckerberg was launching his career in his dorm room. Speaking of which, did you know that according to the Wu Tang Name Generator, L’il Zuckie’s 36-Chamber moniker is Quiet Destroyer? Very telling. In this episode we get down with Detroit hometown hero Slim Shady, talking with the parentals about the dirty deed and flat earth truthers. Join the Girly Mags crew this episode as we pull a JT-and-Janet-Superbowl rabbit out of our hats and expose the nipple of the past. Lube up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. This Month in History: February 2004 Embarrassing Dating Moments: Got MILF? The Birds and the Bees: Fully Awkward The Olsen Twins: Illuminati Hotties Dating Q&A: Love Yo’ Delf Eminem: Snap Into A Slim Shady! Quiz: What’s Your Dating Theme Song? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at htt

It’s JUDGEMENT DAY. Are your parents on your case for exercising your free will? Do your friends judge you ‘cause you’re a homie hopper? What life decisions are affected by the opinions of your peers? Do you hide things about yourself to others? OR DO YOU NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK?! In April 2002, giving a shit about what people think was all the rage. Join us in this episode as we tackle rumours, haters, homewreckers, five-finger discount shoppers, and why everyone needs to stop hiding shit under their mattresses already. AND we FINALLY take care of the pesky ‘who’s who?’ problem of Marilyn Mansplain vs. Yung Manischewitz. This Month in History: April 2002 How Embarrassing: Dildo Baggins Q&A: Is There Something On My Face? Your Real Life: My Mom Is Gay That’s Scandalous: High School Homewrecking Shoplifting: What Would Winona Do? Rumours: Second Hand News Quiz: Do You Have a Bad Rep? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#

According to Prince and some computer nerds, we all had three months left to live. Fortunately, we didn’t all die, but in case you were partying too hard to remember, we’re helping you relive September 1999!We’ve got some burning sensations. Are they from that guy we picked up while he was fishing pennies out of the fountain at the mall OR from all the ‘99 celebs and trends in the Hot List?! Listen up and hear why Girly Mags won Best Podcast in Now Magazine’s 2018 Reader’s Choice Awards!P.S. Thanks SO much to all of our network, listeners, followers and those who voted for us. We love ya! Sending congrats to fellow nominee podcasts Canadaland, Missing and Murdered: Finding Cleo, Nobody Cares, The Secret Life of Canada, and more.1.  This Month in History: September 1999 2.  Say Anything: Condom Conundrums3.  Ask Anything: Nocturnal Admissions4.  Generation Pick Up Chicks: Globetrotting Gigolos5.  The Hot List: What’s Hot/Who's Not, the ‘99 Edition6.  Quiz: Are You a Blabbermouth? See Privacy Policy at https:/

*Cue creaking door and cauldron bubbles* It’s that time of the year again my pretties...when goths can be themselves, you have an excuse to watch The Craft five more times, and the freaks come out to play. Relive your teenage Halloween nightmares - complete with ghost stories and reflections on the horrors of puberty. In other spooky news: Girly Mags was recently nominated for Best Podcast in NOW Magazine’s Readers Choice 2018! Didja vote and enter the contest? If so, listen up because the winner of the '90s-themed Girly Mags swag bag is...announced in the episode. Come trick or treat with Ghouly Mags...if you dare. Muahahahahaha 1.  This Month in History: October 2000 2.  Humiliation Hot Sheet: Veggie Tales 3.  Body Q’s: U Stink 4.  I See Dead People 5.  May Goth Have Mercy On Your Soul 6.  Tut Tut, Shake Your Butt 7.  Quiz: Choose Your Own Adventure IMPORTANT NOTE TO OUR LISTENERS: Each episode Girly Mags likes to share the cover of the magazine featured. However, this month’s cover featured a known abuser

Where were you in September ‘95? Pumpkin spice lattes were a distant blip on the horizon. The Juice was no longer loose. And thankfully, we found out the answer to the most pressing question in America...who shot Mr. Burns? Let’s backslide to a time of dress codes and questions about flickin’ the bean. Wanna know how to do a hat trick? Listen up, and get a Girly Mags grammar lesson along the way. These are the days of our-so-called lives…1.  This Month in History: September 19952.  Traumarama: Maxi-head3.  Sex & Body: Go Fuck Yourself4.  C L A I R E  D A N E S5.  Quiz: Do You Play Mind Games? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes it’s really easy for us to choose a magazine, sometimes they just jump out at us, and this one was no different. YM’s November 1993 issue was ripe with Girly Mags fruit, bursting at the seams, and ready for the pickin’. This week we gather around the table to discuss the deep meaning behind Ace of Base lyrics, expose an original Girly Mags Say Anything, discuss the lies (some) men tell, make up our own 90210 fanfic (spoiler alert, it gets dark) and as always, we’ll have a quiz...in which we find out if someone…is something. Most importantly, however, this episode features a very special guest, Kohji Nagato! Kohji is the host of two incredible shows on the Bunz Podcast Network: ISO, a podcast highlighting amazing stories that come out of the unique Bunz community, and You Gotta Love It, the show were you can discover the best things you never knew existed. CHECK THEM OUT! 1.  This Month in History: November 19932.  Say Anything: Message in a Bottle3.  DIY 90210 Episodes4.  Virgins: What People Really

Ahh, the early 2000s -- the MySpace era, the end of Britney and JT, the height of Blockbuster memberships, the Fedora Renaissance…This week, the Girly Mags crew spends some very important time arguing about how dogs can play volleyball, gushing over the elusive success of the Barenaked Ladies and their ex lead singer Steven Page (who we hear is rumoured to be starring in the Broadway rendition of Scarface), and discussing how Paul McCartney is actually more of a Yoko Ono than Yoko Ono (honestly, would you stay in a band with the guy who wrote Yesterday?). Zip up your flared time-machine pants, cuz we going deeeeeeeeeeeeep.1.  This Month in History: September 20052.  Will These Girls Ruin RnR? Or is Coldplay just a shit band3.  Revenge: A How-Not-To Guide4.  Safety Tips for Dating Online in the Millenium5.  Flirting Tips and Tricks6.  Quiz: Celebrity Babe Quiz See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you thought we were just a regular 90s themed podcast you were dead wrong. Welcome to THE EIGHTIES. More specifically, 1989 - where Bill and Ted’s adventures were excellent, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? came out on VHS, and Bush Sr. was about to take office (shit was getting real long before he became America’s greatest artist). Oh yeah, and SUPERMODEL Niki Taylor graces the cover of this episode’s magazine. Legend has it if you rub her mole she grants you three wishes… The Girly Mags crew is proud to bring you another episode of truth telling - from high school labels, to hating on Bono, to the rich history of voguing and the ballroom scene. And TBH, every now and then we pepper in a bit of fake news just to keep you on your toes. 1.  This Month in History: October 1989 2.  Relating: NRD4LYF 3.  Forgetting U2 Forever 4.  Voguing: Whitewashing the Ballroom* 5.  Quiz: Do you have what it takes to be a horror movie victim? *featuring clips from Walk! The Documentary by ProudVision TV See Privacy Policy at https

Ahh, the month of June: Gemini season. Girly Mags is coming straight at you this ep with a special guest: Broadly’s resident astrologer, Annabel Gat! Join us as she shares how 90s teen mags influenced her journey on the path to astrology, as well as some juicy tidbits about what the planets have in store for us in the next couple of months. This episode is going to give you everything you could ask for - from Kelsey Grammer's shady lifestyle, to everyone’s favourite game show “Is She Jewish?”, to fake news about the royal wedding. As usual, we are going to shake up your world. After all, Uranus is in Taurus, people. 1. This Month in History: August 19972. Traumarama: That boy is (a) mine(field) 3. Q&A: Like omg, gag me with a kiss4. Alicia Silverstone: Beyond the Valley Girl of the Dolls5. Astrology 101 with Annabel Gat6. Quiz: Is He Parent Proof? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AS IF we would tease you with a best of episode part 1 and not deliver part 2! How could we even fit all of our favs into two episodes??? IT WAS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE but we did it, in classic Girly Mags fashion - tastelessly. One million thank you’s to our listeners. We love doing this, we love that you love it, and we love you. Join us each episode as we revisit 90s & 2000s teen magazines, share our most mortifying moments, review dated (sex) advice, gab celebrity gossip, read listener mail, and laugh uncontrollably without fail.This episode features some hilarious and raunchy clips from the last year. All to prep you for what’s to come...1. Best Quiz: Is Lauren Girlfriend Material? - EPISODE 9: SEVENTEEN APRIL 19942. Most Family Positive story: Cousin lovin’ - EPISODE 14: SEVENTEEN DEC 19913. Best Advice: Kim Gordon Dear Girl - EPISODE 17: DIRT AUGUST 19924. Most Wokest Content: Consent in the year 2000 - EPISODE 16: TEEN AUGUST 20005. Best Celebrity Stories: Planes, Trains, and Mouseketeers - EPISODE 4: Y

ONE YEAR LATER AND WE STILL HERE, Y’ALL. It was a warm day in May 2017 when the Girly Mags crew first got together to bring you what is now known as the greatest nostalgia podcast OF ALL TIME. We are proud to bring you this show and continue to be blown away by the positive responses we receive from our listeners who we LOVE! THANK YOU for listening to our over-the-top antics and ridiculousness week after week! Join us each episode as we revisit 90s & 2000s teen magazines, share our most mortifying moments, review dated (sex) advice, gab celebrity gossip, read listener mail, and laugh uncontrollably without fail (although maybe it’s the jazz cabbage...can’t be 100%, we ain’t doctors).In this episode the GM crew brings you PART 1 of some of our personal favourite segments. Join us as we dive into the best, grossest, weirdest, and straight-up unbelievable moments of yesteryear... Best This Month in History: Dec 1991 - Episode 14: SEVENTEEN DEC 1991Best “Ass” Anything: Shaving 101 - Episode 8: YM JAN 1998Bes

Welcome to Windows 95: an era when Dennis Rodman wasn't a diplomat to North Korea. This week, Girly Mags is sittin’ up in your room with covergirl Brandy and talking all things ‘90s teen magazine. We’re up to our usual tricks, gags and mortifying moments, along with providing some handy advice for dumping your S/O now that cuffing season is OVER! Blast off with us into the Girly Mags galaxy as we discover ourselves and reminisce about the not-best-years of our lives...   This Month in History: April 1995 Traumarama: Mango Tango Ask Anything: The Curious Case of Dr. Dee Finessing in the ‘90s with Yung Manischewitz Welcome to Dumpsville: Population: You! I’m Miss World: Courtney Love Trivia Quiz: Is James A Boyfriend Addict? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

June 1996 - The bloated corpse of alternative was just starting to stink, rap music was in the middle of its second golden age and at the peak of the East Coast/West Coast rap war, Will Smith was the biggest movie star in the world with Independence Day, and Girly Mags isn’t talking about any of that because Teen Magazine doesn’t give a shit.Instead, we’ve gathered around the table to discuss embarrassing parents, the war on drugs, and how to deal with copycats (firing some painful shots at noted biters James Cameron and Vanilla Ice). Open your heart to Girly Mags, and we will open your minds…………….to 1996. This Month in History: June 1996Embarrassing Moments: Moms that send you straight to the burn wardWeed 101: The prohibition of drugs and the war on the underclassCopycat: GET A %!$ IDENTITY, GAWDQuiz: What’s your friendship style? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.