Dads Being Dads

Randy and Jason open the new year … after another hiatus … with some minor changes. Randy drops some trauma on Jason. Pivot to nightly routines, new priorities, and setting home alone standards. What about if Alexa is watching? And what do we do with all these toys?

Jason and Randy reflect on 2019 the last week. Really, this comes down to Jason ranting about several things including how amazing that very first episode of The Simpsons was … 30 years ago. Also ranted about: ‘merica and Jury Duty and Voting and TOWN POLITICS. Randy tries to hang on.

We got snow! so Randy and Jason are a little punchy being trapped inside with all these kids for two days … after Thanksgiving break. Or are they? Hierarchy of Needs is mentioned and Rock Buckets and Christmas Trees are discussed in the same sentence. Are Pupsocks the right gift idea for Julie? Can the […]

Randy and Jason discuss the Thanksgiving preparations. Randy proposes a preposterous gift idea for his wife, although not mittens, it should be mittens. From there the conversation devolves, as usual, into traffic and civil design around school zones.

Randy and Jason discuss how to pay for school activities, and who is cheap and who isn’t. Randy provides pointers on how to rake the local bike thoroughfare and gives us all the updates on his recent stint as Florida Man.

Randy and Jason confess to not voting and then demonstrate how little they know about CBD oil and marijuana in general. Jason defends ALL liberties, ironically, even bike helmets. Not the liberties of dead birds, however. PT updates to close us out.

Randy explains his fancy meeting style which, once again devolves in car / bike talk and windshield bias. Livin’ or Dyin’, which is it? For the love of water bottles, where are you? But when they are 8 … what do you do? And we wrap it up discussing computers … in this day and […]

Jason discusses his latest injury while Randy tries to console him. Bear with the office, sideline and planning board talk which is all extremely boring, but somehow … it works.

Jason grouses about the kids disregard for their footwear, while Randy provides his kids pro-tips for maximizing laziness. Car crash data from https://gis.massdot.state.ma.us/topcrashlocations/ is analyzed while Jason channels Randy’s inner traffic hate. Randy closes it out asking Jason to explain recent wedding events.

Fall Activities Doce Vacas Pencil Box Flubbing his chance Speed Reading Guns, No Way School days

NA Whisky Contrived Endurance Haiti Conflict Sewing Stereotypes Car Buying China Vaping Hand Wringing

Exhausted Opinions 90% of Um Slow progress Fourth of Fireworks Kayak Shopping Socialism Equal Pay

Glamping Cog Rail Summer Routine Wedding Warts are Contagious Budgeting

Eager to do it Bridge Book Meet Up Digital Renew At that Moment Double Edged Sword Phone Etiquette Spin The Water Cart Corral

Alcohol Induced Sleep Side Effects Apologies eAssist Alleviating the Problem Easy to Coach When Winning

Disruptions Wife vs Fortnight Endless Violence Ironic Nuance Barf in Bed Play Bowls Sleep Cycle

Whipped Stuff The name is weird Watch me break its neck Mabel the Cat Seven Ate Nine Play and Win Always Top Down

Summer Vacation We’re Not Accountants Blame the Younger Gen Accountability Birthday’s Cruising Behind Friend’s Ride

Thrown the Tusk Away How to Study Egg Drop Weird Pressure Trust, but Verify Existential Sports Summer Bridge Accountability

Judging Laziness Tax Confusion Water Pressure Gas Pressure Bridge Books Soccer Laps Musket Fire Head Between his Knees