Croncast Season 01 | Life Is Show Prep

Croncast - 2005-10-21.mp3 Show: #179 Length: 20:31 Size: 14.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 138 Give us a review at Yahoo! Show Notes Betsy is packing the pork in too (the bacon, some slices) Kris it still sick, just a little Paying homage to Betsy and her stair cleaning ability Yeah I never got it "Cursed with a vagina" She's got big lady junk Men walking with exaggerated packages after the age of 13 Unless you like big packages Kris' upcoming birthday Elliot tells me what I'm getting, bunny sweater The great sub-division chili cook off of 2005 in our garage 72 people and Kris wants to cry Betsy volunteers for the cook off Fall out - repairing the house The cycle Filthy cubes Watching baby Maggie while Betsy paints Don't paint over wallpaper border Dime size pieces The Overstock.com spokesperson lady - whore Betsy gives secret of value shopping Off to a meeting about master degree program Control freak Betsy is going to have me put my talking points on my hand Getting to finally

Croncast - 2005-10-19.mp3 Show: #178 Length: 22:24 Size: 15.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 137 Show Notes Even shorter show notes. Show goes like this . . . Kris is sick. ">

Croncast - 2005-10-17.mp3 Show: #177 Length: 35:36 Size: 24.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 136 Jeanie and Betsy Show Notes Short show notes this morning . . . Welcome to Croncast, Jeanie, the first female truck driver to ever be on the show Everything you ever wanted to know about trucking Getting "commercial", many trucking euphemisms Jeanie's super CB handle, "small fry" Jeanie's most embarrasing moment ever involes kitty litter and a hot guy ">

Croncast - 2005-10-14.mp3 Show: #176 Length: 32:29 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135 Give us a review at Yahoo! Show Notes Betsy wants to garage sale all night long Bad garage sale karma Documentary of Betsy's addiction More than $6 for apparel? Not this house Don't ask don't tell garage sale policy - smoking Toddler treadmills Cartoons for reward Tiny folks FedEx Kinkos vs. Pizza Hut Garage saling cut short Tenements of the highly mobile $600,000 middle management homes Raining toilet water on our stuff Curbside wardrobe boxes Screaming baby and garbage picking makes Betsy uncomfortable Give her some of our table scraps Kris will go back to Kinkos Now Betsy's wrist is acting up, all the cul de sacs Lloyd's of London for Betsy's eBay wrist Maggie face-butts the cushioned chair and lives, laughs and says mama Candle party vs. sex party Should be subsidized by school district Telling way too much about your lives . . . hmmmmm Lengua for Betsy is too gross for Kris Chef B

Croncast - 2005-10-12.mp3 Show: #175 Length: 32:15 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 134 Show Notes Give us a review at Yahoo! These are pseudo show notes due the fact that I am typing this as the show uploads because I said I would have it up at 7 CST . . . sweet. This is your Thursday morning quickie The show is late Do married people even remember a quickie Add kids and that is answer Ignore the man ans he runs away There's a party for you at the front of the store He programs your car and that one is an attorney Early morning garage picking by Betsy Garage sale gloves and special pens Muffin's crazy polar fleece Kris looking at graduate school No chip about it anymore Life stories I married the wrong one One year of podcasting in a month ">

Croncast - 2005-10-10.mp3 Show: #174 Length: 23:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 133 CONTEST WINNER IS: Jim Flanagan with "Blind Date". Sorry to make everyone wait for the show today. You see it is Christopher Columbus day and we are strict observers of this national holiday. Show Notes Betsy is being disemboweled from the inside out by a virus The evil Applebees carside to go not curbside Drawing for the winner with lame sound effects Jim with the "Blind Date" story Kitty beds for the inner bestailist at valentines No he is not a babillionaire Cheap coffee comes from New Orleans I profess the boom of Starbucks Elliot says "I going to eat . . . " "Mama don't put me in the trunk again" They say the worst thing at the worst time Filthy Rich Cattle drive Yahoo gets on board with podcasting Our spot at Yahoo leave some reviews! The playing field begins to level again - thanks Yahoo (still not perfect though) Betsy whines over intestinal pain Betsy the

Croncast - 2005-10-07.mp3 Show: #173 Length: 1:15:54 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 34.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 132 This is an extra long show because Betsy and I read the stories that have been submitted so far for the contest to win the Pac Man glasses. Show Notes Betsy gives some garage sale tips Someone from Kris's work listened to the show and now won't talk to him Then we read stories, with commentary Betsy and I speak to one of Betsy's most embarrassing moments . . . from the past month ">

Croncast - 2005-10-05.mp3 Show: #172 Length: 26:27 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131 Show Notes No funny quip for Betsy Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper" Not devastating news Kris thinks Karma is out to get him That is the way that it works Strawberry poptarts in the blueberry box Betsy is a registered vendor at a school sale Ebay = Febay and pushes Besty out into real world Bobby pins for mullets The Oughts, no good for Kris's hair Betsy needs to be separated from her money I didn't do it. It's Karma this time. I'd do the three the years Buying a meat tray Traffic school is in Kris's future Medical excuse for nursing baby Goodwill Betsy strikes again Leave your baby with strangers when given a $10/week choice? The Ty beanie baby low down - junk bonds Continued stuffed animal investments Nationwide wi-fi Kris gets car sick by reading in car The boy with a hot bowl in his pants The "What's up?" head shake The contest for the PacMan glas

Croncast - 2005-10-03.mp3 Show: #171 Length: 26:42 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 130 Show Notes Betsy wonders what bug to eat first The crazy dime sized flies that in our basement Big flies mean big maggots Dryer exhaust vented into garage a carbon monxide sauna Happy about airconditioning Betsy is tracking them as the flies go by It only takes one draft horse to tear down your house Maybe we need to build like the Romans did "They had scissors", thanks anthropologists and art history majors The private dressed as a ferret Betsy takes friend to Land of Nod sale Then Betsy realizes she has mad sale skills More fly tracking Even the dead mice have been removed Flyer says new items, returned and damaged Betsy schools us in sale strategy Byron nails it on the head with the politics thing and Croncast More sale schoolage, is Betsy really evil? Wemberly Worried is going to far Kids with ADHD need their hero too Next time I have a panic attack I am going to wr

Croncast - 2005-09-30.mp3 Show: #170 Length: 28:01 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 129 Show Notes The contest ends on October 7th Winner chosen Monday the 10th after the first apprentice gets booted Betsy's new reality show Mac truck vs. VW Beatle Human perspective, moose size of shetland pony with antlers Additional Alaskan goodness Breaking Bonaduce, dude is a mess Whitney has something on this cat 50 year old homeless men The ghosts of the 80's with Members Only jackets with Larry Hagman Dallas style briefcases Door to door knife salesmen Rich dad poor dad bullshit makes me laugh Betsy brings out the Land of Nod An investment The verb shabbed Leaving rice in Kris's goatee Booger out of Betsy's nose Send in your story to Betsy ">

Croncast - 2005-09-28.mp3 Show: #169 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 128 Show Notes Tom Davies' entry is going to be tough to beat Sign of Aging when you use "Guess what I read in Readers Digest today" As a conversation starter What kind of job Betsy could get if she started today? Kris thinks I would be pulling animals off tin roofs in Lousiana The secret lives of men Kris believes he is completely controlled by women Kris thinks I should start a shopping blog Von Maur rocks Rude people call at dinner Though Kris won't just hang up Further proof that he is controlled by women Ashton Moore More voting? Really more voting? No way. How can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast? Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes! How? Click the green button at the bottom of this page. New Contest!! Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac

Croncast - 2005-09-26.mp3 Show: #168 Length: 31:02 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127 More voting? Really more voting? No way how can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast? Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes! How? Click the green button at the bottom of this page. New Contest!! Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality! The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner. Show Notes Baby Maggie has it out for me They say it is religion and politics? No. Politics and Municipal Ordinances Everybody has a cat story Thansk to everyone who posted a review over at Podfeed.net Kris is on dead mouse patrol Our interview with Tony Kahn, first time for Betsy Host the Emmy's for a day? Mary Kate you eating? I brought yo

Croncast - 2005-09-23.mp3 Show: #167 Length: 37:49 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 126 Old time radio for hurricane watch 2005 My mother bears down on Texas Hurricane Betsy drink at Red Lobster Redemption for Bush administration Supporting voters after the storm NPR has slipped and become simply depressing as they have begun to tell personal stories non-stop It all started with Air America We don't have supreme court More of Betsy's us vs. you Betsy is smarter than Fox News One lesbian with a two string guitar Jesus theater Don't say FEMA uses your technology Kate Moss posters on eBay The explanation for our living situation Podfeed.net listener comment - Ouch! Sup with glib, though, you wanna go?! Leave your feedback for us at Podfeed.net ">

Croncast - 2005-09-21.mp3 Show: #166 Length: 48:12 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125 Thanks to everyone who has voted at Podcast Alley (when you can get through). Keep'em coming! Shake it like Shakira Betsy likes to see Kris squirm The danger of being a forest preserve officer The cat ban, put it on a leash Adult suburbanites shooting at our cat (what they thought was our cat) with a bb gun Trying to fit in has been a lost cause You only really need two friends Kris finally listens to Howard Stern and likes it Rockstar INXS J.D. vs Marty and the effeminate Mig I will never live down taking podcasting so serious during Betsy's pregnancy Selling driver's licenses to 14 year olds to make cash Giving direction on the show Second child needs to clap for themselves even at 6 months Radiated Ball jars of mysterious things from Bobaks Pickled asparagus vs. pickled squash My Name is Earl - is really funny ">

Croncast - 2005-09-19.mp3 Show: #165 Length: 49:50 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 124 Welcome to the playroom The wet bar basement fad Amazon Rainforest shower head fad of today Kris' body slaves are unsexy eunuchs Betsy sets Kris straight on SCWF meaning I am trying to make it Share Croncast With a Friend Nerds with personal digital devices Baptists on the front lawn Betsy can't get anything straight when she tells me for the first time No beliefs from youth Kris thinks he is #1 Daddy I've seen some pretty horrible things this week Then Betsy reminds me of one of the worst things I've seen first hand Fourth and Towne for the "muffin toppers", Betsy is on to something Kris tries to start something with Betsy and she nullifies it Shoe knowledge will never leave you if you have sold shoes Handicat is a cat for single men Vote for us at Podcast Alley ">

Croncast - 2005-09-16.mp3 Show: #164 Length: 30:25 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 123 Betsy is tumor free!!! I can't tell you how happy I was this morning after we left Betsy's test and the damage in her ear is not a tumor. No takers on Handicat- Come on People Ear Update ABR experience I do not have ear cancer Tonight my life as a Bunco high roller begins As long as I pumped enough bottles Dave Miller shout out from the wild west days of podcasting Kris is investigating masters programs He needs a masters from a brick and mortar joint See son thats where daddy went to school George W pic from British news- Bush is a natural disaster thanks to Alan Scullion Carnivale is really cancelled unfortunately 1024 dog home alone to fend for self news at 11 predatory solicitation from the eastern block Hope everyone is doing well- Want a shout out- email me at we will add it to the show and show notes Dont forget to out my ebay crap on thesmithmall Who can't use mo

Croncast - 2005-09-14.mp3 Show: #163 Length: 40:37 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 18.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 122 Kris loves George W Just kidding Update on Ebay customer from hell Pubis Jumpitis Betsy was right- there are no polygamists in Utah Mormons are not polygamists Closet Binge Rockstar INXS please Marty do not win The most annoying song on earth the tree song ugh Kris' birthday is coming up and he as well as all my friends this year are getting AARP cards the saddest search we have ever had DR PHIL comes to the mall with 1000 anorexics ">

Croncast - 2005-09-12.mp3 Show: #162 Length: 35:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 121 Kris starts cleaning up Betsy's eBay mess Betsy DIY doggy hair cut - she is horrible dog groomer Muffin's crazy horse look Cat liposuction Kris fixes some plumbing in the house but Betsy already knew it was broken and didn't ask me to fix it Rome on HBO isn't all that great, lots of nudity though What about a Croncast dinner at Goodwill? Betsy's eBay blues continue with customer from hell Booba says american dream is a farce Donation from the Anonymous Foundation I'm going to get my doctorate from a Honduran medical school Bety's dad going to Costa Rica (hey paul!) and polygamy town AZ ">

Croncast - 2005-09-09.mp3 Show: #161 Length: 32:51 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 120 Send Betsy's email to thesmithmall[at]hotmail.com Handi-Cat The shitzu dog malfunctions - drainage Kris wears his socks for 3 days and they smell? Betsy tells the man she is in charge Kris needs a posse of five year olds to tell him he's fly We're getting divorced when we retire and Betsy is getting thin and dating, I will be making love with some computer device in 2030 Stay Puff chubby people Elliot's school kindergarten parental hangout Betsy is down on the man Why credit doesnt' work for us "Is it just me?" Nope. ">

Croncast - 2005-09-07.mp3 Show: #160 Length: 35:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 119 We are all set to do more shows!! Equipment issue fixed. Betsy can't figure out how to vote at Rockstar INXS site Thanks to Byron from the DNC ;-) for the $$ Can't tell some of Betsy's stories The tear off for the abused man Kids and pets are nearly the same Evacuees will coming to a suburb near us, time to volunteer Never use a black light on a teenage boys' room especially after they have moved out of your house Betsy's mom's daily reminder that we smell Drinking champagne from the toes Kidapalooza makes sure you are old The Betsy ear round-up: Kris got it wrong all week because he doesn't listen Doggie door today? Pump and dump the dye isn't going to cut it ">