Croncast Season 01 | Life Is Show Prep

Croncast - 2005-09-05.mp3 Show: #159 Length: 26:19 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 118 Betsy is in a sour mood Here comes the story of her desire to drive to off an Uplander On goes the story of eBay betrayal I tell Betsy not to make it personal Betsy will file police report if she can eBay feedback communal division Who's always going to be older Kris will always experience it first Flood watch after Katrina We could have taken our house to recycle, cash it in and donate money to 9/11 fund Betsy wants wants to process a possible New Orleans trip by Kris (very, very small chance) Making a disaster plan for yourself - we have no clue but are putting one together We tend not to think about the worst Back to Betsy's eBay guilt Kris drinks Gatorade by barrel when he is sick Outro by the man ">

Croncast - 2005-09-02.mp3 Show: #158 Length: 42:55 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 19.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 117 Show notes soon! My last day at the conference and from here on out it is smooth sailing. Thanks to the Dr. Susan K. Manning Endowment for Equine Therapy and Heather Krueger Anti Element Living Trust. ">

Croncast - 2005-08-31.mp3 Show: #157 Length: 22:03 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 116 So I have this weird pain in my ear the ear nose and throat guy sticks a yugo antennae in my ear and pulls out a hamster have to have an MRI to be sure there are no rodent colonies Massive shout out to our supporters Got to hussle Rock Star is on Big shout out to Shawn Milo from the Milocast - Happy Birthday Holmes!!! And thanks Angel and Tom for linking over to us and being long time listeners, www.livingpoor.com. ">

Croncast - 2005-08-29.mp3 Show: #156 Length: 31:50 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 115 Show notes will be up in a while. I have already been at work for two hours and have a short break on the hotel wi-fi to put the show up. As soon as I talk with Betsy I'll have her add the show notes. This week is going to be pretty crazy for us so if the show notes don't make it up in time when the show is posted, don't worry they'll go up. Thanks to everyone who has made a contribution! ">

Croncast - 2005-08-26.mp3 Show: #155 Length: 29:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 114 Geoffrey sends a special message with his support donation, "More sex, less dead dogs pls." I'm with you Geoffrey, next time Betsy wants a story that I am reluctant to tell, I will switch it up with something slightly less horrifying like sex and us. Show notes: Betsy is showing up early to pick up man Extension of credit for cosmetic surgury Receptionist as example Betsy rationalizes that she is taking care of Muffin Geoffrey Zehler Foundation Mike Nelson and James Miller foundation of red states Al Franken does it up for the reds Walking penetration I now know what another man's belly feels like on my belly The "we're bringing someone in to dance with us" For every dollar I make Betsy spends three Her eBay stash No gas money, here's a hose Kris go get some at midnight from the neighbor Actual conversation in the house due lack of reality TV Restless Leg Syndrome - hel

Croncast - 2005-08-24.mp3 Show: #154 Length: 36:43 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 113 Geoffrey sends a special message with his support donation, "More sex, less dead dogs pls." I'm with you Geoffrey, next time Betsy wants a story that I am reluctant to tell, I will switch it up with something slightly less horrifying like sex and us. Show notes: Betsy cuts into intro right from start asking if I need a man doll from the quarter bin at Goodwill Kris's T-shirt extravaganza "I was listening to NPR on my way to work . . . " Betsy cuts me off as I mock the pledge drive commercial Elliot feels bad for George Bush The man won't be an Alex P. Keaton Born with it Happy childhood moments White trash and macaroni, Betsy's genes kick in (We recorded late last night and we start to slow) Betys is officially the secretary of the home owner's association and now she volunteered me to build a website My finger is still numb Battle of the Network Reality Stars What happ

Croncast - 2005-08-22.mp3 Show: #153 Length: 37:38 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 17.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 112 Pledge drive continues! Thank you to those who have donated! It is very much appreciated. Today's show was an early morning show and you will be able to tell from the voices. If Betsy said I sound like Eyore (sp) then it is definitely this morning at the start of the show. I also graduated, well I finished and the grad date is sometime in September, but my school considers the end of the last session graduation. Woo hoo! Short show notes: My finger is numb after working for Betsy Kris talks about his attempted Elliot discipline backfire and guilt Betsy gives more great information about garage saleing based on her weekend experience that the mother of all garage sales Naperville's "Great American Garage Sale" which is held on a vacant lot. ">

Croncast - 2005-08-19.mp3 Show: #152 Length: 49:06 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 111 Pledge drive starts today! For the next week we beg for dollars like my cousins who say they are dancers. When we all really know they are just making enough money to get through cosmotology school. I'll get to show notes (short show notes) in a second. Man this is a long show today, everything started out great and then someplace in the middle Betsy asked me to tell a story of one of the most horrific memories of my childhood. So the show is really low for a while then picks back up again. We decided not to edit the story out or any of the ensuing conversation because Betsy says it gave her more understanding of my attitudes, personality and perceptions when it comes to everyday life. Show notes like this: Kris is graduating from with a BA this Saturday after 12 years Wife's putting husbands through medical school . . . hmmmm. Betsy's family rip and how she misses m

Croncast - 2005-08-17.mp3 Show: #151 Length: 33:57 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.6 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 110 People say I swear too much but this is my break from role modeling appropriate behavior all day cracker carpet kris is my ebay assistant people used to look at ebay pickups as vacations to the country super walmart vacation our dirt cheap first house but as we all know kris cant fix anything the sucking vortex of home improvement windows cost too much kris coke withdrawal diarama kris is an expert on coke bloody noses not personally but thats what you get from rural living to do: mole mapping mall kiosk mole maps of the stars IT geeks need a dating service this weekend GREAT AMERICAN GARAGE SALE this weekend i mingle with my people church sale layouts kris thinks i need to do gsale reconn ">

Croncast - 2005-08-15.mp3 Show: #150 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 109 It's not cool to go garage saleing in a Scion XB I'd rather be a Barista It's not really retail Barista > shoe salesman You can be too early to a garage sale The baby is not winning me early entry My deal of the week Satellite imagery killer app: garage sale A peek into the future Betsy using SSI to buy Ebay crap Kris was really mean When is it time to walk away from the slot machine? What to hit first at a garage sale Kris gets searched for Man Spankies Brighton Briefcase...$10 The Great American Garage Sale My New Addiction European Baby Clothes ">

Croncast - 2005-08-12.mp3 Show: #149 Length: 32:01 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 108 Check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist. Kris should be entered in man vs animal prize fight Kris wants to get nerdy but has finally realized Noone wants to hear about that No the dog didnt poop Its just a burr but what is this a Golden Seal explosion on my mothers prize rug Mom says the dog must be iced Or medicated But probably Iced I am looking forward to a garage sale at Tara I think Kris needs to play golf or at least fake that he is interested otherwise goodbye 4 hour lunch Kris is Joe Corporate I am his corporate career manager Kris has a dumb idea he wants to recap our life together Shake and Bake fire Kris the outlaw Running from the po po Kris's advice on getting love from your wife outrun the police My Odeo Channel">

Croncast - 2005-08-10.mp3 Show: #148 Length: 32:52 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 107 Check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist. Happy Anniversary Mr B (Awww . . . baby I love you too!) Kris admits his crush for Benson Dubois Kris's favorite movie as a youngster was The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas The guilty pleasure of Rock Star INXS Jessica sucks Kris has never called a 900 number- isnt that weird Local boy drowns in liquor store Kris can only shop at Walgreens a Weight Watchers recipe Kris has Waldorf salad flashbacks Being raised on Miracle Whip Adds to the sickly Smith palor Faces of Death- something to watch on Daddy's weekend but the worst is the Faces of Death puppy edition Where is the monkey in the table restaraunt It could be worse you could live here My plans for when the real estate bubble bursts Kris still wants to work at NPR I dont want to eat Ramen the rest of my life Why do men pee in the shower Magic elves that keep Kris

Croncast - 2005-08-08.mp3 Show: #147 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 106 Project Day Why next time I am going to look for a husband in the yellow pages under "Handyman" Just kidding Kris Toilet Installation 101 Chance of house fire 30% Why you shouldnt do anything yourself Why cant we figure that out Uh Oh its our anniversary and we forgot at least I did again... While we wait you can check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist. ">

Croncast - 2005-08-05.mp3 Show: #146 Length: 30:45 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 105 This is a text shout out to Travis Neal, HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from us and Jennifer hall!! We would have given Travis a shout out in the show but we recorded the show before we got the email and Betsy will be asleep before I leave for work, so look for the belated birthday love from Croncast on Monday. Kris looks forward to project day A day when he will display his mad handyman skills A day he is dreading Kris goes off about Republicans again Lack of empathy in politics ">

Croncast - 2005-08-03.mp3 Show: #145 Length: 33:54 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.6mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 104 Don't forget them votes! We finished last month ranked 62 at Podcast Alley. Sure we weren't around for half of the month but you can helps us out this month with a vote at Podcast Alley to to turn that 62 into a 2, a 6 or even a 26. Kris deserves a scratch and sniff sticker book Real men change their own oil Another Expo closeout adventure Sweet Goodwill American Girl find Life is sweet when your broke at least theres no nanny to sleep with Maggie learns to Kris Kris begs for cash Speculation on theHooters operations manual Hooters Recruiter Kris wants Obama to be president Kris rattles on about Bush Halloween costume interventions ">

Croncast - 2005-08-01.mp3 Show: #144 Length: 39:58 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 18.4mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 103 It feels great to be back! The past two weeks have been good us, the break, the NY Times mention, the Morning Stories mention (thanks Tony and Gary) and all of the emails and comments from listeners. We finished last month ranked 62 at Podcast Alley. Sure we weren't around for half of the month but you can helps us out this month with a vote at Podcast Alley to to turn that 62 into a 2, a 6 or even a 26. Our tour of Europe over, Kris and Betsy return rejuvenated- well not quite though I did take Kris on the Olive Garden Tour of Italy... Actually we spent our time off battling waves of sewage you know you are an adult when you are really interested in articles titled "What you need to know when buying a toilet" I now have a dream toilet but shouldnt everyone Conclusion of the firefighting drama Its great to be back thanks for coming back Also, I have been notified tha

Croncast - 2005-07-15.mp3 Show: #143 Length: 29:45 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 102 You heard it in the the last two shows and it is in this one . . . we are taking the next two weeks off. We will be back with a show on Monday, August 1. It is time for a much needed break for us to get our lives in order. ">

Croncast - 2005-07-13.mp3 Show: #142 Length: 25:08 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.6mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 101 The grossest 5 year old man eating something he found in the yard story Will the fireman call Being married to Kris is like being wedded to Eeyore Kris reflects on his mothers fondness for hot glue, flammable crafts, and marlboros Tom Waits makes me want to drink bleach Kris says thats the point its art meant to cause depression- and of course he loves it I want to be an Acapulcan Probation Officer or an Animal Control Officer Why being a social worker can suck ">

Croncast - 2005-07-11.mp3 Show: #141 Length: 32:12 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.8mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 100 Betsy reaches mile marker 100 with me on today's show!! First I would like to thank the academy, the person who invented bacon and want to point out that the first man who caved to his wife on the clean underwear thing ruined it for the rest of us. Betsy schools Kris on the newest innovations in lactaction technology Dont drink the bottle of Olive Oil in the middle of the table Cheap Wedding Tips How to get the presents and run Dont order a babysitter out of the phone book Update on fireman Kris wages real labor Kris's unexplained dizzy episodes ">

Croncast - 2005-07-08.mp3 Show: #140 Length: 28:26 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.1mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 99 The fine line between matchmaker and stalker Dancing with the Stars = Circus of the Stars Elliot visits The female burden of bridesmaidation I just realized something that I think I should have before . . . to have a Best of the First 100 with Betsy we actually need to do the 100th show. Otherwise it is just the first 99. So I will continue putting together the Best of the First 100 wtih Betsy and release it on Wednesday instead of Monday. ">