Croncast Season 01 | Life Is Show Prep

Croncast - 2005-05-20.mp3 Show: #119 Length: 35:26 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 78 Show notes soon! The show's bumper comes from loyal listener Tom Pokey!! Thank Tom! ">

Croncast - 2005-05-18.mp3 Show: #118 Length: 30:32 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 77 Check out this Goodwill shopping car by Frick from Frick's World, http://fricksworld.blogspot.com. ">

Croncast - 2005-05-16.mp3 Show: #117 Length: 34:55 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 76 Show notes soon! ">

Croncast - 2005-05-13.mp3 Show: #116 Length: 35:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 75 It's here! Friday's show is the late nighter that we promised. Thansk again to everyone who has sent messages of concern for us and our family. But everything is cool. No illnesses, troubles or double chins with mold; we are on track. We have ben very busy with good stuff that we will talk about next week. This good stuff has nothing to do with podcasting or eBay. Betsy took me to see the first live recording of NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! in Chicago as a gift for being sick all day on Thursday. A couple things happened at the show that were really cool besides being at the first one they will record for their new format. One was that Betsy and I were interviewed about the show by a Chicago Tribune reporter. Of course I had to drop that we were podcasters. So maybe in Saturdays paper the reporter will mention it. Maybe we'll get cut but it was cool nonetheless,

Croncast - 2005-05-12.mp3 Show: #115 Length: 31:38 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 74 Sorry about yesterday it wa really busy for us around here. We recorded this show late last night and I started to get sick and went to bed. Once this is posted I will be off to rest again. We did an interview with Paul from www.austincast.com that he is going to put up today, so give it a listen if you want some more Kris and Besty to make up for yesterday. ">

Croncast - 2005-05-09.mp3 Show: #114 Length: 35:47 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.4 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 73 Goodwill Goody Contest WINNERS!!! Grand Prize - $9.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Fiona 1st Prize - $4.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Katy Watts 2nd Prize - $1.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Tandy Ratliff Special Prize - $1.99 (Goodwill Retail) - Carlton Doerner Carlton won a prize as a consolation drawing for men because we didn't win any of the other prizes, but none the less he is still a winner! ------------------------------------ All winners please send an email to Besty with your shipping address in the next 48 hours to receive your one of a kind gift from Betsy, your personal Goodwill shopper. Item(s), because you never know, will be shipped directly to your door or P.O. box. Other things on the agenda for today's show were Betsy's story of her immaculate conception friend, poor Moromon boys who have to go door to door with name tags and matching get up, Betsy's church breakdown a

Croncast - 2005-05-06.mp3 Show: #113 Length: 45:15 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 20.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 72 Today's show makes up for all the short shows this week. We recorded early in the morning because it is Betsy's Mom's birthday today and they were going to do nothing else but . . . go to garage sales and Goodwill. I think Goodwill needs to start kicking in a little sumthin sumthin for all the play we give them. Maybe not always positive on my behalf but atleast we can spell it right. We discuss why Betsy enjoys conservative radio; well not enjoys it but gets fired up, sermon radio for neighbor humpers, the reference section in the Bible, miracle water on Comedy Central, Benny Hinn, the contest entries, Elliot peeing in the garbage can a few nights ago, bottom swatting. Betsy feels like a total loser! She invited a mommy to her church the first time she talked to her. She feels really bad like she's an evangelist for the Universalist Unitarians. She really does. She c

Croncast - 2005-05-04.mp3 Show: #112 Length: 13:56 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 6.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 71 Today's show is pretty short. We had to get out of the house early this morning so I could be to work at 12. What? Why so early? One car living in the suburbs traveling the opposite way of the train will do it. Back to the Body Worlds Expo, Betsy goes back to her guilt over missing snack day because it is Mother's Day Tea at school, DebateGod podcast uses a clip from our show www.debategod.com (haven't listened to the clip yet, hopefully it is still in context), the baby not sleeping well, what the Goodwill Goody Winner may get as the winner of the contest, my hatred for stretch pants on Milwaukee women and the man wants breakfast. Goodwill Goody Contest Continues 1) Send an email to betsy@croncast.com with the word "Contest" in the subject line 2) Write a couple sentence bio about yourself 3) Betsy will print out all names and put them in a cookie jar 4) She will pic

Croncast - 2005-05-02.mp3 Show: #111 Length: 19:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 8.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 70 Goodwill Goody Contest 1) Send an email to betsy@croncast.com with the word "Contest" in the subject line 2) Write a couple sentence bio about yourself 3) Betsy will print out all names and put them in a cookie jar 4) She will pick one name 5) Grand Prize - Betsy will be your personal Goodwill shopper. She will interpret your bio and buy you an appropriate gift for Goodwill value up to $9.99 (You could end up with a waterbed or car at that price) and ship it to your home or business. Today's show gets right to the heart Kris's laziness and Betsy busts out the "get out the vote for May" schpiel. After Betsy's schpiel she talks of her newest addiction . . . renting cars, the contest, the beast little whore house in Texas and the visit that the Man and I had at the Museum of Science and Industry, see photos below: The banner (No one is allowed to take photos inside the

Croncast - 2005-04-29.mp3 Show: #110 Length: 31:46 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 69 Today's show goes out to my brother who turned 28. Happy Birthday Kyle! And for those of who don't think that I could make your ears bleed, I will succeed with my singing of Happy Birthday. Betsy answered her emails for Croncast and gives shout outs to some of the folks who have sent mail to her this week. Betsy also answers the life long question, "When else can you throw a ball at the head of your enemy?" Kris rips into Bill Gates over the Microsoft campaign to outsource more jobs. Stop saying that the people don't have the skills here in the states and simply admit the fact that it is economic. My solution is for Microsoft, Dell, Cisco, Novell and any other tech company to open their own schools here in the states to teach people to fill these positions. Why shouldn't they? Cherry pick them at at early age and bring them up, open training online or face2face for p

Croncast - 2005-04-27.mp3 Show: #109 Length: 34:48 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 15.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 68 Betsy's suburban mommy guilt takes control of her morning. She asks "What was I doing the day I first heard push it?" I don't recall. Betsy rips on Morphine, I talk about dealing with same sex sexual harrassment, chasing after shop lifters, Elliot telling his little man friends that he got his new good stuff from a garage sale, loving gods who send people to hell and it was $2, mama said it was a good deal. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-25.mp3 Show: #108 Length: 31:07 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 67 Hope everyone had a good weekend! On today's show we remark about the Earth still being here 3 days after Earth Day, Goodwill has new rules, suburban allergies, the inability to light a fire in the suburbs, naked bicycling and clothed bicycling. Evidently there is a new minister at Betsy's church and the interim one has been axed fro mthe cult ;), natural burials, Betsy is all for them because they are cheap and how not to dispose of a cremated body in a state park, giant hawks from an alien world. We get into a bit about a new arrangment for Croncast T's and other merchandise will be comign in May and if you would like to save 25% on Propaganda $49.99 from MixMeister send me an email and I will send out a promo code to you. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-22.mp3 Show: #107 Length: 27:17 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.5 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 66 Late late late! Sorry everyone . . . had a super busy day and had to take man to get blood done for the second day in a row for his doctor. Taking the kid in for two days of blood work sucks. Yesterday wasn't so bad because I wasn't there but today I had to go. He's a trooper and we don't call him the "man" for nothing! He won't be getting engagement pictures taken. Heh. Today's show cranks through some of the stuff going on around here and head into how horribly wrong things go as we age and gravity works it's magic on us. We get into a bit about a new arrangment for Croncast T's and other merchandise will be comign in May and if you would liek to save 25% on Propaganda $49.99 from MixMeister send me an email and I will send out a promo code to you. Have a good weekend! Check out This And That Podcast - www.thisandthatpodcast.com ">

Croncast - 2005-04-20.mp3 Show: #106 Length: 35:40 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 16.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 65 This show was about finding out how whipped men can get. Not me of course. A bit on super nanny or the other nanny shows and my new take on Betsy's Goodwill addiction. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-18.mp3 Show: #105 Length: 25:40 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 11.7 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 64 Today's show brings more car jokes and a special focus on the one scary bar in Milwaukee that Betsy give a great description of. And evidently it is current, look at the comments for this show from pokeys. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-15.mp3 Show: #104 Length: 26:21 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 63 It goes something like this for today - Kris needs to change his name, mow the yard while Betsy throws quarters at him and we reveal the cliffhanger from Wednesday's show with both stories that tie back to the same locale. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-13.mp3 Show: #103 Length: 42:42 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 20.0 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 62 Today's show runs long so dig in. Lots of subjects covered and we end it with a cliff hanger . . . sort of. Maggie is asleep on me, she proclaims that Imust stop typing and attend to some princessly needs like a warmer environment, upstairs. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-11.mp3 Show: #102 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.8 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 61 In today's show we get into half birthdays, parasitic or symbiotic relations, thank you's to those who sent in favorite moments, Betsy's tired out voice, what not to say to your soon to be dead grandmother, all the things that you can learn about people from being a garbage man and Betsy continues to attempt a podcast sale of our pool table on eBay - pool table. ">

Croncast-best-first-100.mp3 Show: #101 Length: 1:16:04 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 34.8 mb Croncast - Best of the First 100 This is 1 hour 16 minutes and 4 seconds of some of the best Croncast moments from the first 100 shows. Inlcuded some place in the middle is a clip from the first show. We have come a long way! Special thanks to all those who listen, sent emails and have helped us out. So for those of you who have asked for longer shows, here it is. ">

Croncast - 2005-04-08.mp3 Show: #100 Length: 29:05 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 13.3 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 60 This is it . . . the 100th Croncast. Magic! Later today the "Best of the First 100" will be up and ready for weekend listening. If you sent a message and don't here your name or clip in this show send an email to croncast [at] gmail.com. I think there may be an issue with our email server and I know a couple people couldn't get messages through. ">