Croncast Season 04 | Life Is Show Prep

Croncast - 2006-03-03.mp3 Show: #199 Length: 35:36 Size: 24.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 155 Show Notes It feels great to be back. Wait, did I hear Betsy say we are going back to 3 days a week? Listen to find out if it's true. We're a bit rusty The neighbors can hear that for God's sake Lost in the Gobi Electronic deposit still rolling in Stipend for not begging All the other daddy's get stuff $5 a week for Kris Don't come home for lunch Baja fresh What happened to medium? Playland torture It's another of his ideas Kris lays out the entire month of not podcasting ID3 Podcast Magazine In my spare time Podcasting production also The apology My t-shirt "I know, I know, I feel bad about it but I'm not going to stop." Stomach pain is from green vegetables Ultrasound for boy or girl in my gut Where to gall problems come from? Vegetarians don't have gall problems In search of a better him Doctor calls but Betsy doesn't pass on message If you've ever met this man you'd know that I run h

Croncast - 2006-02-23-best-of-year-one.mp3 Show: #198 Length: 1:19:48 Size: 54.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - We're Coming Over - Best of Year One Croncast diaspora it is time to come together again. To begin facilitation of our re-unification I will try to make my peace with you by offering up something that brought me to tears yesterday. Tears from laughter. Like many of you who listen to the show and send messages of how you were laughing and crying in your car, on a plane, commuting to work on a train or otherwise listening to the show and spitting your beverage on your computer; that was me yesterday in a Kinko's parking lot. I was sitting there because, like all of you, I neglected something that meant a great deal to a listener. You see, Melissa M. from Sacramento had purchased We're Coming Over as a birthday gift for her boyfriend and I hadn't shipped it. Neglected, she sent email and a voicemail to remind me to send it. There I was at Kinkos testing out the audio CD that h

Croncast - 2006-01-21.mp3 Show: #197 Length: 36:55 Size: 25.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 154 Show Notes Show notes soon. In the meantime check out ID3 Podcast Magazine below. The magazine will come in 4 flavors for subscribers, print, online, a digital version and podcasts. If any of you are interested in finding out more you can check out id3mag.com or shoot me an email. ">

Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3 Show: #196 Length: 42:45 Size: 29.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153 Show Notes TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA It's really Kris No buying a a house with 13 in the number Irregardless the ladies went and bought one You're really only selling the house to the wife Women are like cats Everytime before the show Kris is sexually harrassed Betsy would settle for all of Kris' money Smacking my butt or any other bare flesh Low rise jean nightmare I don't know how to break this to you, your but goes half way up your back Betsy's hairy spots find their way into my dreams Missing hair when waxing Human hair in patches like Steve Carrel Fantastic 4 "family" version - seriously? Ending up in the principals office It's not about the man hair 5-6 inches of hair bordering on creepy Betsy as a swimsuit model Even when Kris dreams he can't confront Betsy Women can't ever wear the other shoe, they must harrass men Betsy smiles through the whole thing Women are sleazy perverts, soaps and

Croncast - 2006-01-01.mp3 Show: #195 Length: 39:46 Size: 27.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 152 Thank you, again, to everyone who sent a message for Maggie. Listen to the end of the show after the outro for a Maggers update. To see a pic of Maggie in day two of EEG view album art in iTunes and click one picture past the usual picture. Show Notes Show notes later today. I need to recover from my cake hangover and sparkling cranberry drink hangover. Actually, the man is sitting here with me and I can't find my headphones. We do talk about Goodwill, candy cigarettes, our holiday spirit, skinny friends buying fat people gifts, midnight callers, Scion xB hub caps, our television repair story, how Betsy confronts the elderly when she thinks they are taking food from her children's mouths and my favorite at 10 years of age in 1984 my mother sat my brother and down with this wholesome VHS rental: ">

Croncast - 2005-12-24.mp3 Show: #194 Length: 39:31 Size: 27.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151 Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us. Show Notes My silent eyed partner It is Christmas Eve Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with Elliot Topsy turvey life Betsy's happy place Shaking just like Elliot did at same age We were preparing to visit doctor then she had more The baby doctor freaked on phone Emergency room Kris held it together Betsy growling Everything that Betsy and I hadn't dealt with when Elliot went through it Dinosaur milkshake machine Maggie barely knows English Thanks for the emails Her tests came back negative New test is a 48 hour EEG We didn't do this with Elliot The snapshot Can't see damage with EEG Keeping the 9 month old awake until midnight Then we put her up for the MRI Things are calming a little until holiday rush, yesterday The other sick kid Day care kids used for syrum producti

Croncast - 2005-12-16.mp3 Show: #193 Length: 8:12 Size: 5.66 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Elliot and his Daddy Ep. 1 Show Notes Elliot sings Kris speaks to the week that was Explaining why Betsy isn't on Maggie begins having seizures We are wiped out with doctor visits, tests and watching her I will put up a news post with more specifics If you have any words of encouragement please send them to Betsy at thesmithmall [at] hotmail.com ">

Croncast - 2005-12-09.mp3 Show: #192 Length: 36:53 Size: 25.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 150 Show Notes I wanna do it again and again and again and it ain't sex This is so funny This will humiliate you (Kris) Save your picture The file it opens is the "Todo" file Is that the "ToDo Yourself later" file I dont' want to know that you love monkey porn Stumbling upon your husbands porn I know you were just in that window Store them in projects or trash Checking properties I did reverse DNS Betsy do you know where those people are Oh yeah Betsy is going to change our lives . . . she registered at Wheel of Fortune to be a contestant Matching his and her watch set All for sale on eBay eventually Betsy has always wanted to go on "the Wheel" Extension of her addictions Don't even try 1 million per year apply and only a few can be so proud If Kris were on the Chicago Bulls The NBA, WNBA, NASCAR, Country Music and Yahtzee Chain smoking anorexic chick who does the casting for Wheel of Fortune

Croncast - 2005-12-04.mp3 Show: #191 Length: 43:51 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149 Show Notes Betsy all dressed up, well looking good Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game Elliot lost his head yesterday Staying childless . . . wishing The size of his head This week at Goodwill Size 8 suit for the man It was for an 8 petit Now he's got a size 12 suit What size is a first grader The holiday season picks up as donations increase Tax deduction time People want the DVD, you want the DVD Two good weeks of shipping left for Holiday season Kris with a "K' says perfect for Kwanza There will be no Kwanza deal Betsy will rock the open of Goodwill today Nagging wives say clean up Kris buys a PSP for his inner child Ages 6 and up I am in love with it, I have no games for it Instead I have Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge UMD Betsy still has tags from her inner child shopping spree Watching "What not to Wear" and you realize you are the person Zip up mommy fo-track suit Advic

Croncast - 2005-11-25.mp3 Show: #190 Length: 28:13 Size: 19.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148 Show Notes Post Thanksgiving release Again with the Kris doesn't get it Having a vagina makes holidays completely different Hiding in the basement Kris is "delightful and charming", words from the lips of Betsy Playing board games at holidays Put some Play-Doh in the game Who are these people, strangers . . . relatives Kris is so much fun A support system for Betsy at the holidays We're going to see the Rockettes on tour Middle class education on party hosting Setting a table is not it Betsy's future Mother is stressing out It is time to learn Parental modeling crammed into one meal What side do the forks go on? When it is important to you it will matter Horrendous pain with no cartilage Dementia and labor pain Stop your baby from screaming No "black friday" shopping at this house Begging Betsy for money to buy her gifts On top of the kitchen sink The Oprah 200 calorie work out We can't e

Croncast - 2005-11-18_2.mp3 Show: #189 Length: 38:05 Size: 26.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 147 Show Notes Shameless promotion for "We're Coming Over." Kris is back from San Francisco Listen to the previous podcast to hear my morning in SF Diced ham and eggs It's 6 a.m. in the midwest 4 a.m. on the west coast 3 rings to answer, it takes a while to get two call girls into the bathroom Cubicle to cubicle Dinner at Aqua Looked like the Disaronno commercial Musical interlude for fixing Betsy's mic So what was aqua like? It was like Friday's? The fast food of the sit down world Itsy bitsy entrees Fluke might not be the tasting food I have ever had It was so good that I tucked my shirt It was a business trip No corporate heirarchy will take away Betsy's divaness It is hard to sleep when spouse leaves town Kris was at the Hilton and Betsy was at the cul de sac Elliot gets Goodwill The same fire burning inside that Betsy has The bi-polar asian dude What he wanted for Christmas Creature

Croncast - 2005-11-18_1.mp3 Show: #188 Length: 18:46 Size: 12.8 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Kris and the City of SF, CA Show Notes Kris's breakfast and morning in San Francisco. Show with Betsy this evening. ">

Croncast - 2005-11-11.mp3 Show: #187 Length: 42:12 Size: 29.0 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 146 Give us a review at Yahoo! ">

Croncast - 2005-11-09.mp3 Show: #186 Length: 44.11 Size: 30.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 145 Show Notes The one year anniversary intro Betsy and I never remember any big event I get it with podcasting not with real life Kris bets you will be disappointed This is not a best of No jerking it with laptop included "We're Coming Over" - DVD + CD + goodies - MORE FRIDAY Things fell apart this weekend and this week Men get breast cancer This was recorded over the weekend Regular stuff and Kris' health issues I'll be getting an ultrasound Giving birth to twins Cranking up the ultrasound Urgent they said, I need fixed The one year archive "We're Coming Over" - More Friday The DVD will include Maggie's snot Let the show begin Set-up clip from the first Croncast with explaination Who would spend one day a week with Kris for nothing? Betsy likes the old Kris voice, not podcast Kris voice Musical interlude while Boy Scouts interupt us Perpetuating the Pinewood Derby Six shooters on the tin

Croncast - 2005-11-04.mp3 Show: #185 Length: 34:33 Size: 23.7 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 144 Show Notes You wanted it . . . Kris with hair And Betsy with Maggers Intro by Regis from The Unemployment Line - Thanks Regis! Betsy goes crazy with the camera Kris holds baby at the beginning of the show Racking up the daddy points Bush 1 or 2 Not voted back in Thinking with the baby in your lap One year of our lives recorded Now Betsy can't run for office Sciontology (hehehe) Video netcasting by NBC5 Kris's balding dome, not so bald these days A dance named after Kris I'll do anything for you Podcast Expo 12 years, two kids, Kris is responsible for it Funding more #2 meals Giving the baby a piece of paper Beef jerky haning from your chest Primary food sources Worst places vaginas have been Somehow to Betsy feet are worse Officials have access to the goods, Magic Johnson and Eddie Murphy ">

Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3 Show: #184 Length: 37:48 Size: 25.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143 Show Notes ------------------------------------------ Betsy's eBay listings link TheSmithMall ------------------------------------------ Show intro Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins) I am Betsy's bitch I make her air pop popcorn Betsy has scaley feet Betsy wants a pedicure Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money Kris is still eating the same value meal Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback" Not wearing makeup Princess Betsy with lipstick Bird with plumage Sexy male birds Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay Penn and

Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3 Show: #183 Length: 30:28 Size: 20.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142 Show Notes Special Note: If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you're in business. If you didn't I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice. Happy Halloween! Watch this Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO Edit points for resale to TBS 20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill She lives on Michael Jackson's street Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble The Cub Scout tribe sale The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash Parents couldn't do the math Taking advantage of the den parents Betsy filled the mini van Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you. They need the money to rub sticks together in the

Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3 Show: #182 Length: 39:56 Size: 27.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141 Show Notes The mime Calling each other 47 times a day Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races The Geriatric games More chest hair than head hair The digital camera fiasco Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do We're not buying today Prints only from the camera store He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx Kris' rats nest hair Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair My hair looks like a pelt I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore Detriment in Chicago during winter Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch There is a podcast voice Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line Well, okay der bear It is pledge and donation time again Cyclical with NPR Server money is needed Betsy says $4

Croncast - 2005-10-26.mp3 Show: #181 Length: 23:34 Size: 16.2 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 140 Show Notes Reading this book right here The poverty symposium She know poor people With the middle name of Wayne I am screwed Kris Bob instead Jorge Joe instead Cat vs. neighbors round 3 - not our cat I forgot her name Making the routine Of course I was upset I was making love to my microphones Forgetting names in a time of need She was listening Jorge to the rescue to save his own hide But she still keeps going after being proven wrong She got nothing, walk away You don't eat in your yard, you don't sleep in your yard animals poop in it Aggressive to mush but mumbling It's not my fucking cat Such a player he needs a body double He can be called with the sound of a can opener The poverty book We learn that we can survive in poverty with no problem Living the plush lifestyle The book was supposed to be all about me then . . . "I know where all the best rummage sales and church sales are in

Croncast - 2005-10-24.mp3 Show: #180 Length: 26:54 Size: 18.5 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 139 Give us a review at Yahoo! Show Notes Betsy's got wandering eyes Bar hopping with baby Maggie Betsy wants to go out because Kris added a fun item to life Kris is not a social superstar University of Chicago CS Master's program Dinner for Kris with Tony Kahn, producer of Morning Stories Will Kris swing that way Madonna is Kabalish Tony's just a podcaster to me He said lots of nice stuff about us over the past year The fuel to keep Kris going in podcasting The Third Coast Audio Festival was going on Kris gets picked up by a stranger, Elinoar She invites Kris to a party at Chicago Public Radio and he says, "Yes" The Beck remix CD party with baby seats? Kris did inform her that he is socially inept and she's cool with it The way in is to stand on the street and wait for strangers to invite you to public radio stations Baby Maggie is tired of the carnage For Kris one thing is just one thing