Croncast Season 04 | Life Is Show Prep

Episode: #649 Length: 28:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild game street meat

Episode: #649 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Sweaty messenger Worst idea to get in that elevator The Karma follows It was my lucky penny! Missing buffets in this city They're not missing . . . not needed They would be overrun by rats and roaches Wild game street meat

Episode: #648 Length: 32:44 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon

Episode: #648 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:06 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Happy July 5th Celebrate like an American By going shopping NYC Ratstraunt Schlump ditty umpt tump Woodland couches Black hole futon

Episode: #647 Length: 27:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Way short on notes . . . Air freshener as deodorant Haunted cubicle Kris's Flickr stream Leads you to think you're a baller

Episode: #647 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Way short on notes . . . Air freshener as deodorant Haunted cubicle Kris's Flickr stream Leads you to think you're a baller

Episode: #646 Length: 29:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally sucks Pizza origami Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito The cat diet Complain about the food He would love tongue And he's discreet Carrying the Whole Foods bag I care That is what it is supposed to say Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead I've seen the photos of you too It's the Facebook people You're drooling on stuff The fake Temperpedic bed Pride in the individuality My life would be better with puppets reenacting it I want my waterproof tape Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:35 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally sucks Pizza origami Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito The cat diet Complain about the food He would love tongue And he's discreet Carrying the Whole Foods bag I care That is what it is supposed to say Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead I've seen the photos of you too It's the Facebook people You're drooling on stuff The fake Temperpedic bed Pride in the individuality My life would be better with puppets reenacting it I want my waterproof tape Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

Episode: #645 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision Women here can't dress Keep the junk hidden in your pants 45 degree camel toe Lady you got issues I don't walk around in my tidy whities Ladies shouldn't either Camel Toe Cop I should be issuing citations Niet on the man spanx The pushy together bra Disappointment Bra Fool men on dates Electrified Fountains Sure i nursed till I was 12 Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar It is all about bone density

Episode: #645 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision Women here can't dress Keep the junk hidden in your pants 45 degree camel toe Lady you got issues I don't walk around in my tidy whities Ladies shouldn't either Camel Toe Cop I should be issuing citations Niet on the man spanx The pushy together bra Disappointment Bra Fool men on dates Electrified Fountains Sure i nursed till I was 12 Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar It is all about bone density

Episode: #644 Length: 29:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelt and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire Country road community Squirt gun legends Where is the cabbie?

Episode: #644 The Croncast Shorty Length: 6:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Five Stars on the iTunes I gotta give you 5 stars On your weight loss starvation diet You looking svelte and Moobtacular Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy Learning to drive at 12 Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire Country road community Squirt gun legends Where is the cabbie?

Episode: #643 Length: 27:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated dental work Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #643 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated dental work Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #642 Length: 27:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing everything That would be awesome Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city You can't just let them hump with kids watching Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #642 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:55 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I won a contest It was a one man wet t-shirt contest Parading around Manhattan It happened to me too, Kris That is a sad story Maggers' melting They just don't know when to quit Father's Day surprises Waking up and knowing everything That would be awesome Brittany Spaniel breeding in the city You can't just let them hump with kids watching Seems to be a practice of hating neighbor Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #641 Length: 28:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The Metal Head Carnie He was real deal However, shoes seal it And they don't make the same kicks as they did back in 1985 She got the photo I nearly gave her my card She was like Big Bird All torso Her feet looked like bark Bark wrapped around a hot dog oozing grease So my hairy toes are nothing Foot shaving Eating your toenails is just as gross Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #641 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Wrong date, Kris The Metal Head Carnie He was real deal However, shoes seal it And they don't make the same kicks as they did back in 1985 She got the photo I nearly gave her my card She was like big bird All torso Her feet looked like bark Bark wrapped around a hot dog oozing grease So my hairy toes are nothing Foot shaving Eating your toenails is just as gross Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #640 Length: 32:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Shrink that tiara in the dryer It will fit her soon enough Toddlers and Tiaras That was such a mistake Spray tans Give me the iPad, I need to find a dress the judges will like She has that killer instinct Explaining a dead cabbie Told them he was just asleep No way he survived Checking in on 4sq Cant' stand it Just tell me what you're eating I can take the spicy Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #640 The Croncast Shorty Length: 5:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Shrink that tiara in the dryer It will fit her soon enough Toddlers and Tiaras That was such a mistake Spray tans Give me the iPad, I need to find a dress the judges will like She has that killer instinct Explaining a dead cabbie Told them he was just asleep No way he survived Checking in on 4sq Cant' stand it Just tell me what you're eating I can take the spicy Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag