Dashing Digressions

Frank Miller is a joke, and he was lucky to have Zack Snyder. Anyway! Another week with the guys trashing popular junk but Dane'll escape on his banana board. Pete likens himself to Alex Jones while Dane wishes Infinite Undiscovery would have remained undiscovered. Elsewhere, the guys compare YouTube notes and commiserate with comedians boxed into their own routines. Finally, Dane recounts an incident involving an orange and the guys tell the Backstreet Boys to treat their therapists better.

The guys are looking back again, not to the last decade, but further. Pete wants to play old games, but Dane gets hung up on stupid titles. An obscure 2008 JRPG has the guys guessing at plot lines, Dane says pirates, Pete says knights. N64 classics and not-so-classics come up as Dane recounts properties of the parallel universes of Mario 64. Finally, Pete's cooking metaphors dive into identity construction.

First episode of 2020, and we know how to start it off right. Pete's got a new plural for listeners of the show, and Dane's wondering if they even know who the Jetsons are. Pete wonders why sharks stand out so much in cartoons, but Dane's got an even more odd 90's pull than Street Sharks. Elsewhere, in celebration of a new decade, the guys crack a bottle of Coppola's wine on air and discuss their plans for their lives and the show. Finally, Neil deGrasse Tyson needs to shut up and our bois have text anxiety.

On this final edition of Frivolous Films of the 2010's we ask the really tough question: Seriously, That's Christmas? Brazil (1985) Eastern Promises (2007) Tangerine (2015)

Kevin Spacey is back again and we're scared. On this final episode of the 2010's, Pete's ready to unleash the ultimate Fake Name, and Dane's got the ultimate epitaph. Pete realizes that he's got a tendency to attract weirdos, and the guys discuss their Christmases. Elsewhere, Dane has an end of the year breakdown, but recovers with Netflix's The Witcher. Finally, after questioning the mental faculties of Marty Robbins, the guys tell the story they've been holding on to since Day 1.

Don't ask Pete what he's been up to lately, just listen to Dane talk about how admired he is. This week's episode is sure to be scrutinized by future archaeologists for some tiny amount of understanding of the normal habits of grocery store shoppers and the hijinks therein. Dane's second hand meme procedure gets aired, and the guys ponder the deeper meaning of the vibe check. Elsewhere, a lot of YouTube creator garbage is picked through and the death of the album is lamented. Finally, they guys find some hills to die on regarding music choices.

We may have just left you with banana bread remnants last week, but we’re back at it! These two busy bois apologize for leaving you all hanging, and the busy schedule prevented Dane from checking out the hottest new club on the scene. Pete has some truly sage wisdom to share with you all in preparation for the new decade. There’s a lot of talk of butt licking, in both a positive and negative light. Dane engages in some youtube drama and protest, and the guys close it out with the self-actualizing story of a Dockers-clad hero.

Yes, we are, in fact, clowns here to amuse you, while we go over Mob Movies on this week's episode: The Untouchables(1987) Goodfellas(1990)

Someone at 40 pizzas in 30 days, and we're worried. In this week's highly classy episode, Pete's got some problems with mega rolls, but Dane's more concerned with scented rolls. The guys had a Friendsgiving with all their pals, and they plan for future awesome meals, even though Pete's wardrobe came into question. Dane swoons over the scent of a marshmallow, while Pete's enamored with the hot new Cybertruck. Finally, this week's Burning Question has us assessing the audio quality of our bathrooms.

There's something very special about the optimism of a teenage boy with a crush. So young, so hopeful, so dumb. This week, Dane questions Pete about his time hunting cougars, but Pete saw himself more as the prey. The tale of a woman with some very specific assets and the man that lost her forever is finally told. Elsewhere, the guys have some thoughts on Disney+, as well as some hot takes regarding Star Wars and Sonic the Hedgehog. Finally, the success of Crush 40 is considered alongside a man that maybe isn't crushing his 40's quite so well.

This edition of Frivolous films covers the infamous Ninja Trilogy by the Cannon Group. Enter the Ninja (1980) Revenge of the Ninja (1981) Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

It's time to exposed the truth about banana nut bread. This week the guys reflect on the the types of monsters they've become, bad jokes and alcohol are vices. We see the return of Food Critic Pete, and Dane justifies his position as a movie reviewer. Elsewhere, the dreaded ranch water returns as the reality of what it is disappoints, before Pete unveils his newest segment to confuse Dane. Finally, the albums of the decade are in contention and we uncover the only possible identity of the man who wants to frame God in Music's Burning Questions.

When was the last time you unleashed your inner waterslut? Pete's ready for his modelling career but Dane's not convinced a plain white cap is really the right style. The guys tackle one of the most frightening concepts they've ever encountered on the show, if it gains traction the human race may never recover. Elsewhere, Dane finally realized why we skip Thanksgiving, but Pete just wants to see some blood. Finally, the guys judge some fecal fiends before Music's Burning Question leads us to Pete's plan for his perfect life.

The last of the spooky episodes. These are the big movies that scared Dane as a kid, The Fly (1986) Meet the Applegates (1990) Signs (2002)

This week we aim to get our motivational message out there. Pete's needs a little prompting to finally get his Soundcloud Rapping career of the ground, but Dane's worried the message might be too violent. Halloween means skeletons, and we have some serious fun with that. We laugh at Trump's bubble getting burst, and cry at the inevitable outcome. Elsewhere, the guys quickly go over the missing episodes and the offending #buttstuff. Finally, the guys have some Banana facts.

Sweets to the sweet, this week we take on the another haunting figure from Dane's childhood. The Candyman. Candyman (1992) Candyman Farewell to the Flesh (1995) Candyman Day of the Dead (1999)

No more boxes, but we'll thank you to buy some boxers. This week, Pete's been relaxing with some nonviolent farming games, but still finds the ire to complain about the mistreatment of Flygon. Dane has his principles regarding names and cereals and he won't engage with the offenders. Elsewhere, bad music videos really stir the guys up before Pete explains that people seeking his advice really need help. Finally, Rush is not great and Keytars are dumb. Change our minds.

We're kicking off the month of Dane's Fears for Frivolous Films with one of his biggest and realest. So shiver and laugh along with the guys as they cover Spider Movies: Arachnophobia (1990) Spiders (2000) Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Pete's been getting suggested wrestling promos lately, and for some reason he says it like a bad thing. This week, the guys bond over their anxieties regarding juggalos, and discuss the lack of merit to be found in the Birds of Prey trailer. Elsewhere, Pete's being watched a work, and Dane took a tumble. For Hottie Face Off, Dane may have unearthing something buried within himself, and the guys close it out with some appreciation for a pair of awesome rappers.

This week we step outside our comfort zone and into the end zone with these Football Comedies: Necessary Roughness(1990) The Replacements(2000) The Longest Yard(2005)