Dashing Digressions

From Zardoz to Xanadu, the guys are willing to watch practically anything. This week, Saliva Guy comes up again as Dane prepares to complete his thesis on that seminal work, and Pete's trying to introduce his girlfriend to the wild side of film. Dane gets really upset over something trivial, but Pete tries to calm him with some awesome album openers. Elsewhere, the hook of The Mask Singer eludes Dane but Pete's got his back. Finally, Pete gets HIGHLY controversial during this week's #HottieFaceOff, and they close it out by looking at the end.

Reaching out to others that need assistance is an important, so with that in mind: Zendaya, please. This week the guys are ready to explore the power of a restricted format, and reframe their concept of their preferred social media platform. Dane's planning for karaoke, so Pete has to grill him on his choices. Elsewhere, Imelda hits the scene and Pete may get famous because of it, also the guys attended a wedding and witness some real funk. Finally, the Hottie Face-Off gets rich with the Billionaire Battle, and the guys end it with highly different opinions on parents.

This week the guys tackle Fake High School Romance Movies: Can't Buy Me Love (1987) Drive Me Crazy (1999) Easy A (2010) Join us on discord! Bit.ly/DashingDiscord

Pete's mind is apparently deteriorating as he fears the loss of his memory... card. Dane's so bored he's ready to accept the blame for pretty much anything but Pete's just after that sweet cheese haul. Elsewhere, the guys give Karen a piece of their minds before planning their future careers as YouTube Ghost Hunters. Finally, a couple of incredible hotties really mess up the rhythm of the show before the guys close it out with silly voices and bad jokes. Classic.

You may not think it, but teenagers are actually pretty easy to impress, at least for Uncle Pete. This week, Pete continues to prove his consummate maturity, and Dane's got some trouble with cancel culture. The guys have trouble with the current crop of newly famous internet celebs before complaining about social media like the old guys they are. Elsewhere, boomers are such an easy target for ridicule they barely need prompting to get stupid, Finally, the highest fashion of the denim on denim look is explored before the guys talk about getting weird.

There's a creepy new show in the works, and Pete's all over it. The guys realize that Adult Swim is actually killing it, and consider the fractal possibilities of Junji Ito's "Tomie." Pete says he's feeling old, and Dane knows he's just fat, Elsewhere, Pete's scratch-off streak gets broken, and Dane reveals some of his secret shame. Finally, the guys compare handshaking strategies before getting grossed out about this week's Hottie Face Off.

Tired of waiting in the drive-thru? Us too, so here's a little something to help pass the time. Pete's just as eager as anyone else to get his hands on that new Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. The guys reveal the new and improved Dashing Digressions tagline. Pete has some new recipe's that have him horny for cuisine, but it just reminds Dane of his younger days. Elsewhere, middle school embarrassments are universal, but one of our bois has the solution. Finally,lacking a Hottie Face-Off, Dane brings back the ever popular Banana Facts segment before Pete offers up some routes of getting your change on.

The return of the movie podcast from Dashing Digressions! How does Frivolous Film sound? Pretty good we hope. Better than the in episode alternative for certain. This week we cover John Carpenter's Action Films joined again by our good friend Chris, AKA Whstler on Twitch. Assault on Precinct 13(1976) Escape from New York (1981) Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Get your day started right with this week's episode of Dashing Digressions, featuring our guest, Twitch streamer, Whstler! With our good buddy Chris in tow, we ruin porn for our friends and pioneer the hottest new shuffle feature on the adult sites. Chris offers up some insight into the realm of Twitch and his moral compunctions with its terms of service before Dane gets really distracted with cartoon bears. Elsewhere, Pete's recent visit to a local sex shop offers up the most perfect marketing line in recent memory, and the Baldwin Battle Royale is quickly put to rest. Finally, the guys seek out some context from The Clash before Pete finds a way to break the whole show.

Oof, some rough stuff going on here. Pete's shirt apparently got stolen and Dane's girlfriend won't tolerate his a capella, The guys contemplate being on the same side as the Swifties and whether it's worth it to hate on Kid Rock before talking about the theater experience. Elsewhere, Dane launches into a screed about the state of the American workplace and its culture of misery, fun stuff. Finally, Gamestop sucks and the events of Hottie Face Off and Music's Burning Questions are quickly recounted.

It's been a while, but we managed to coax another person to join us for an episode! Taylor Ruckle of The All Scene Eye and the currently highly underground podcast Build-A-Band, popped in to discuss the results of a copyright lawsuit. Oh yeah, it's just that interesting. After that, Taylor poses the trolley problem and the guys solve it, Highlander style. Elsewhere, we finally broach the Gamer Girl Bathwater controversy, and discover the true meaning of Black Mirror. Finally, pulling Taylor along all the way, we settle the Ugly Heat Hottie Face Off. Post Outro Song "Frog Fight in A Melodic Minor" provided by Taylor Ruckle of https://theallsceneeye.com/

Pete's back and he's got the stuff, the foodstuff. Despite feeling totally better, he's still disappointed in his own childish sense of humor, displayed in a question he poses to Dane. Dane's feeling bad about being good at his job, before suggesting everyone let something run wild. Elsewhere, the guys get a little retrospective about the show and also consider its future. Finally, the Chris-off is resolved at last and Pete's got some more Killers music to peddle.

So we're down a man this week, and Dane's doing his best to not drop the ball. With some shop talk and a little reflection he's gonna deliver the best he can. Talking about a classic JRPG, a lesbian dating sim, Stranger Things season 3, racist tweets, political optimism, and musical emotion, it's as bulky an episode as can be managed solo!

Get your picks out, it's time to unlock this week's episode. Pete's gonna teach us how to make proper meatballs, while Dane considers the ramifications of virgin sacrifice to the Banana Tribunal. The guys go hard at the Area 51 raid, and plan a raid of their own on a former compatriot's offices. Elsewhere, the Hottie Face Off officially gets weird with Steamy Science Studs, and it's gonna require a photo finish. Finally, Music's Burning Question has a notorious band directly in the crosshairs, and the guys ponder the existential depression of Josey Scott.

Editing jokes are classy, and it's important to maintain that standard despite external pressure to compromise. This week is all about stress and anxiety, Pete's had a nightmare that has him shaken up, and Dane had a few encounters that certainly raised his blood pressure. The guys get a little bent out of shape on the nature of Tinkerbell before imagining the inevitable downfall of most of humanity to the robot hordes. Elsewhere, the Hottie Face Off this week is all about Beautiful Bois and the guys wrap it up with a highly philosophical Music's Burning Question.

Sometimes the perfect possible handle presents itself, and sometimes you have to fight for it, just like a meatball pizza. That nonsense aside, this week, Pete has a new distaste for Beto, while Dane further cozies up to Papa Sanders. Hottie Face off continues with Arnold versus Jason Momoa where Pete pines for his gray future, while Dane's meme dreams are made into meme reality via a freshly minted fan remix. Elsewhere, the Wheel of Time Cycle could be getting an Amazon adaptation and Dane already hates it, and Pete answers this week's Burning Question in short order. Finally,the guys talk about charades. What?

Something about Jeff Goldblum just makes him look expensive. This week the guys admit they could never write music, but totally wish they could make fan remixes. Pete's had a rough week of possible heat stroke, insane accusations regarding a store bought fan, and a narrowly averted accident. Elsewhere, Dane's soul is recovering from a brutal beating on the Dashing Digressions Discord, involving a game of "Who's Hotter?" Finally, the guys answer 21 Savage Questions.

How's our cold open game? It's tough to tell from the inside. Another week of relaxing has the guys feeling good about their stress levels, though Dane does admit to feeling a twinge of violence. Pete gets a little validation about how he's perceived and Dane is cool with becoming a meme. Elsewhere, the topic of yacht rock is FINALLY broached on the show before laying out plans for Pete's latest business venture. Finally, some comic characters that are near and dear to us for various reasons are covered before this week's Music's Burning Question explores love in the free market.

The biggest gaming event of the year has ended and the guys are here to reluctantly capitalize on the hype, but first, Pete recounts a tale of petty callouts, and Dane takes the chance to badmouth corporate America... again. Then the games begin... well the trailers do, and from Nintendo's stellar showing, Bethesda's alleged juicing, Ubisoft's snorefest, and PC's awkward presenters, we got E3 coverage like you've only occasionally seen it before. There's even a reveal about one of our guys secret gaming love. So get ready to feel the hype... or don't!

It's high noon and that means it's time for some shootouts, this week, the guys tackle one of the most iconic western franchises, The Dollars trilogy: A Fistful of Dollars (1964) For a Few Dollars More (1965) The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966)