Dashing Digressions

In this uncharacteristically serious episode the guys go over their opinions on the current state of the Brett Kavanaugh situation, as well as their rather strong opinions on Senator Ted Cruz. Elsewhere, Dane reveals a major fear while Pete reveals his status as a source of nightmare fuel. Dane was keen to discuss the currently trending Bowsette fanart and its place as a icon for trans positivity, as well as his personal appreciation, before going into his thoughts on the new horror film Hereditary. Finally, a discussion on the nature of love via the lyrics of Derrick and the Dominos gets some more positive thoughts going before a rather unusual edition of Dane's LAME about Modern Witch movies.

After spending some time talking about dreams, Pete backs Dane into a corner, literally and metaphorically. Pete's sweet to his girlfriend and recommends stuff she likes, such as Animal Crossing, while Dane's managing to mess up pet names in a relationship. Elsewhere, Life on Mars? Dane's very excited that Norm MacDonald Has a Show, though Pete's mostly unimpressed. The guys go over some obscure films that no one else ever seem to know before diving into a real crowdpleaser with Dane's LAME about Die Hard.

Pete's got something cookin' this week and Dane's going to need a little pick me up after realizing his doesn't have it. Henry Cavill's out as Superman, and Pete's got his eyes on Michael B. Jordan to take his place, though Dane has some trouble with that casting. Elsewhere, Dane has a seriously unpopular opinion regarding one of the internet's chosen sons and is ready to field your hate. Cousin Itt and Queen make appearances, free of charge! They must not have heard of Cameo.com. Finally, Dane's LAME about Troma really covers the whole spectrum of trashiness.

This week, Pete considers the words that will inevitably mark his grave and the circumstances surrounding his death, but quickly forgets it because Spider-Man came out. Dane take whatever opportunity he can to bash Destiny 2, and Pete discusses his expertise with shitty lore. Elsewhere, a new hitherto unnamed segment is revealed and the guys decide if it would be better to be The Beatles or the Rolling Stones. Dane tells you how to get him to agree with anything before talking about outmoded nerd stereotypes. Finally, Dane's LAME about The Mummy followed by some housekeeping and minor announcements.

A video game heavy start with Dane further praising Warframe, and Pete giving a hearty recommendation for the new indie darling Moonlighter. Pete is suffering manual maladies once more and discusses his brush with death while Dane theorizes about the eventual heat death of the universe and its role in Pete's life. Elsewhere, Dane airs more petty conflict before Pete shills for both new and used underwear sellers. Finally, Pete stalls the eventual bummer of Dane's LAME about Holocaust movies with talk of comic book movies and extended universes of all stripes.

Need more unabashed singing? We got you covered! Pete's had a few songs stuck in his head all week and the guys reveal their best stories about Mr. Postman. Dane continues his exploration of 80's cheese and Pete feeling very uncomfortable. Elsewhere, a very grim and sad bit of news warrants some talk, before bouncing back into silliness about genre confusion and the culinary habits of The Family. Finally, the greatest tagline for any movie, ever, merits an extended examination before actually moving in to Dane's LAME about Robocop.

Upon learning of the hotly growing restaurant chain, Pete and Dane decide to make a podcast pilgrimage to Wahlburgers. Pete's starting to get anxious about LAME segments, but Dane sidetracks that with talk of his new fixation on Warframe, after finding Dead by Daylight a bust. Elsewhere, Pete declares himself a game assassin, and suggests we all give Nicki Minaj the same respect. Finally, Dane gripes about Disney Princess redesigns and Pete groans about Joel Osteen, before going into this highly animated edition of Dane's LAME about Mimic.

This week, we start a little mellow when Pete wants to discuss The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, and how it's not a joke we can understand anymore. Dane went to the Ninja Sex Party show and has some tales to tell. Elsewhere, Pete feels kinda boring, but perks up a bit when Dane starts talking about ripe slice of 80's cheese. Finally, the guys address who is at fault for the recent bonus recording before going into Dane's LAME about 90's Westerns.

We promised you something extra for making it to one thousand followers on twitter, so here it is! Dane takes us back to the days of peas and carrots.

Dane's been sleeping too much and it's summer's fault and Pete's somehow confused about how they're both still fat. The guys laugh about Dane's secret emo desire, and then groan about the validation seeking of r/rateme. Elsewhere, a new scientific/religious discipline is discovered before Pete considers the space-time warping invoked by Vin Diesel. Finally, the guys discuss being someone's "guy" and rip on Todd McFarlane before going into a highly in-depth and extended edition of Dane's LAME about Sam Raimi's Spider-Man.

This week kicks off with an assessment of new kitchen utensils and a very helpful new cookbook. Pete wants to see more Luchadors in his movies, and Dane gets excited over hearing his own words. Elsewhere, the guys talk about getting misjudged politically and socially before talking about laughing too much, as opposed to just doing it, every episode. We close it out questioning Bee movies and B movies before going into Dane's LAME about Food Monsters, followed by an announcement.

This week the guys spend way too much time trying to discuss movies that aren't intended for them, starting with the works of Tyler Perry. Pete's hyped for new M. Night Shyamalan movie and Dane gives his candid thoughts on Kevin Smith. The guys go to bat for the music of the early 2000's, and even do a little a capella for you all. Elsewhere, they reveal a little inside baseball for the future of the podcast, before discussing the complex issue concerning James Gunn's removal from the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Finally, Dane proposes a silky smooth experiment before recounting some classics with Dane's LAME about Goofy Buddy Movies!

It's a fast start this week with the guys revealing their late night fantasies. Pete's been at the beach and thinks everyone assumes the worst about him while Dane sees through non-apologies and they both are ready to condemn noted cosplayer Momokun. Elsewhere, Pete's getting reacquainted with Teen Titans, and Dane has some suggestions for the upcoming Shazam movie. Fan interaction is a real thing this week, with a response Dane wants to address before the pair dive headfirst into the Jamie Kennedy Situation. Finally, the guys consider the truth about "nice" girls after Dane's LAME about Jurassic Park.

This week, we offer a sneak peek at Pete's upcoming Prime Time Sitcom on CBS: All About Alice! Dane reveals a terrible secret about his sense of taste after we see the return of Food Critic Pete. Elsewhere, the guys get giggly with some more "White Guy Rap Readings," then talk about how they wouldn't like to meet each other in public. Finally, Pete picks out a fun new name for his new life in Boston before they close it out with Dane's LAME about Hacking Movies.

Kicking it off strong this week with a plan that's sure to impress your SO, as well as a bit of an awkward moment with a red-headed journalist and Superman. Elsewhere, Pete's got some thoughts on Luke Cage and can't resist talking about Animal Man, while Dane admits to a growing fascination with horror. Marvel finds a way to made nerds like these two shut up for a while and just enjoy a movie, but it doesn't last for long when Dane gets his nostalgia rolling with Emily is Away Too. Finally, Dane's LAME about Species and implores you all for input.

Two nominal adults start this episode wondering about the mental state of model train enthusiasts. Pete can't figure out how his week ended so quickly and Dane gets hyped for the opening of a new restaurant. Elsewhere, the guys have some fun with very blunt movie titles and then get heated over cake. Finally, they brainstorm bad band names and Pete connects Dane to current slang before going into Dane's LAME about the Riddick series.

This week, the long awaited real episode featuring Maddy Shaddox of The Yikes Podcast! The guys kick it off with some really stellar break-up advice and figure out what Dane needs in a man. Maddy reveals her secret inner strength, and Pete marvels at dad reflexes. Elsewhere, the guys cry foul at the use of cauliflower as a replacement for anything, and consider the parity of cross-stitching and crossfit. Finally, the discussion gets much more serious as everyone explores the depiction of some very sensitive topics in 13 Reasons Why. Be sure to check out Maddy's show Yikes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/yikes/id1299500866?mt=2&i=1000413399749 Consider donating to her Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yikespod And get yourself something nice from her merch: https://yikespod.threadless.com/

Not so much an episode as an explanation. I'm so very sorry.

After a rocky start of Dane going totally white cis male, the guys consider the state of modern media, the intricate world building associated with it, and the decline of stand alone episodes. Elsewhere, Pete recounts his intimate moment with the guitarist of Minus the Bear, while Dane considers how to make a funeral a bit more entertaining. They both share their secrets for pitching ideas to another podcast, and close it out with Dane's LAME about Critters.

After a year of making shows, the guys realize it's their lack of research, planning, and direction that makes Dashing Digressions appealing. So, in recognition, they spent a considerable amount of time researching, planning, and plotting out this episode. After a bit of a rocky start regarding acting like an adult and a regrettable statement involving vegetables, the guys dive head first into the works of one their favorite filmmakers. Quentin Tarantino! From Reservoir Dogs to The Hateful Eight, the guys discuss their favorite scenes, the missteps, trivia, and thoughts about one of film's most notorious directors.