Mile High Mess Podcast

Katy adopted a lesbian and Shelby is back in the workforce. Do you ever feel dumb? We both do right now, but it’s fine. Watch the Hidden Agenda/ Plandemic viral video and listen to our dumb take on it. Also, cauliflower pizza is delicious! DM us @milehighmesspodcast

Episode 49: Shelby eats an entire bunt cake in one sitting and has a fight or flight moment at the dog park. Katy’s car gets totaled while stationary. Why is every company we have ever come in contact with emailing us about the corona virus (hamburger helper, etc.) Happy Quarantine!

Episode 48: Mask etiquette is a thing and its very awkward. Shelby is fostering a dog with giant balls and Katy takes a spiritual trip on mushrooms. All this alone time is taking a toll on us and we know you’re feeling it too. We hope this episode makes you laugh, because it was the high point of our week. We love you!

Episode 47: TGIF MESSIES!! We apologize for the delay on this one but our first recording was lackluster and we want to always give you that good good. On this episode we discuss self-forgiveness, #coronacurves, dating a pizza, and fantasies. Give yourself a hug and tune in.

Episode 46: Episode 46: Okay, we get it, you're bored and sad. So are we. But in case you've been living under a rock, this new way of living isn't going anywhere so we might as well lean into it. Shelby is (mostly)taking quarantine in stride and Katy is losing her marbles. We deep dive into the most most bingable Netflix content, rendevous with ex's, and drinking Franzia at 8am. Pause Tiger King for 45 minutes and listen!

Episode  45: Crumbl Cookie DM’s, TP Rationing, Hinge has gone off the Hinge…the world is ABLAZE. We deep dive into dating app profiles and how they have failed us. Dating during q-tine is really special. Times are strange and everything feels wrong. Here is our hot take on how to keep your sanity (and dignity) during these crazy times. Shelby gets into a regimen and Katy stalks people at the grocery store. Put on your mask and have a listen!

Episode 44: Holy Coronavirus!! Things are mighty strange out there and we're kind of missing the good ole days when Mercury was in Retrograde. We discuss COVID-19 conspiracy theories, sending nudes to your ex, and how to hack into Hulu. Please cough into your elbow and listen up!

Episode 43: In this week’s episode we cover airport pet peeves and the Coronavirus. Shelby has been licking doorknobs, and Katy’s pissed about the toilet paper crisis. Also, have you heard of Mukbanging? Neither have we, until this week…Throw on your COVID-19 mask and tune in!

Episode 42: Shelby’s mom is in town and throws down with the Mile High Mess! We talk about germaphobia, backwash, the CO Trump Rally, and hanging curtains. Wash your hands and tune in to this one. Also Shelby’s dog pooped out condoms at the vet one time. Get the full story in this episode. Call your mom and tell her you love her!!

How far will you bend your personal priorities for someone you love? On this weeks episode the girls talk about what has caused them to give lovers of the past the axe. Shelby can't live without AC and Katy's love language is hardwood floors.

NoBOOdy loves Halloween more than the Mile High Mess! On this episode the girls talk about scary scams and getting tricked. Boo, Bitch.

BEST EPISODE EVER!! The girls host Denver Entertainer of the Year- Drag Queen, Jessica La'Whor! Discussed: early life trials and tribulations, where she keeps all of her wigs, and the person behind the badass contouring. Shelby fan-girls the entire time and Katy reins her back. Definitely one of our favorite episodes!

On this weeks episode the girls are joined by hunky influencer @supdaily Chris Thompson! They discuss early boy band years, DM frequenters, transitioning from LA to Denver, and much more! In the Spirit of Halloween (yes, we're still celebrating)all share haunting stories of weirdos and dating pasts.....spooky!

Episode 41: Mercury is in retrograde, so let’s attribute all of our problems to that. In this episode, we talk about our melancholy this year, vulva appreciation, a séance we attended, and the bright side of break ups. Grab your weighted blanket and weep (laugh) with us.

Episode 40: King Princess, X- Rated DM slides, $75 spent on Postmates- it’s all in the mess this week. On a deeper note, we discuss our individual experiences with people- pleasing behavior. Katy doesn’t want to hurt people’s feelings and Shelby let’s go of FOMO. Let’s all start being a little more upfront with each other and a little less sugary.

Episode 39: This week we are joined by self-proclaimed meat-head hippie, Conner Moore of The Realness Podcast. We do a deep dive into sexual shame, getting kicked out of a 3sums and religious upbringings. Conner was such a delight and so is this episode. Enjoy!

Episode 26: TBH this episode is kind of boring but its real.  So listen to it.  Sometimes the shower pressure is too low, and you need to cry about it. Sometimes you get sued, and you need to cry about it.  Katy is good with feelings and analogies, Shelby complains about her problems that aren't really problems.  Cheers bitches.

Episode 23: Shady's back!! (pun intended...Shelby + Katy = Shady..Shadys back = Shelby and Katy are back at it with that fire content) No, but for real. The Mile High Mess returns with the long awaited truth behind the hiatus. They talk gay, straight, and mostly mess moments from the past year of absence. Welcome back..we've missed you!

Episode 38: Men, women, both, or neither? Who knows really.  Come get bi-curious with us as we recount our past of dating men and women. Shelby misses the chase and Katy hates the games.  Girls cry a lot.  Guys are handy.  Which is better….in bed?  Not sure but listen along and don’t be bashful.

Episode 37: In this week’s episode Shelby and Katy get a little basic and tackle body image. The relatable struggles and what that looks like to us. We discuss our thoughts on the topic but also have a badass guest and get into drinking  and making your own Kombucha. Christina Marie shares her story and gets raw and real about her journey with loving herself.  Also,  Katy uses the word “profound” a lot. Have a listen!