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I got asked "Can you tell me how to give good head to my husband" These are my tips!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got a hand job and it just wasn't what I was used to! I didn't know what to do?Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the smallest dick I have had and the biggest?Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got sent a dick pic and I opened it, then I thought I closed my phone...turns out i didn't and a bunch of people saw itSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I had a threesome it was good!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have a phobia of gays in clubs and I have been offered a spot in the Mardi GrasSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will you as shit as I have on this quiz?Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got recognised while mid random hook up!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let talk conspiracy theories! They are totally real....Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was in my high school band and we did some gross stuff!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

XXX rated Urban Dictionary! Here are what different sex terms mean.Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have done some weird shit as a child. I also tried to seduce a flasher at a park when I was 11Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have done some weird shit as a child. I also tried to seduce a flasher at a park when I was 11Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What an amazing day! Australia voted YES on marriage equality!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So many things piss me off here is just a few of them!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I saw a blank Grindr profile that said 'Training' so I messaged it.......Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got a text from a guy I almost feel in love with and it was super confusing. We hadn't spoken in 3 years and then he messaged meSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mum is staying with me so I dragged her on to talk about me as a kid!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have been practising my yodel it's time to show you...Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I published an ad on Craigslist looking for sex. What did it say?Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.