Complete Drivel

Talk a lot about my new arts & crafts obsession and Donald TrumpSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My parents have stopped saying 'I love you' and I am a useless lazy adultSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GO AWAY CUSTOMERS! Working in retail & Conspiracy theoriesSupport me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I discovered I have dyslexia and I feel like I have early onset dementia. What do my dreams mean & Trish gives some psychic readings!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SEX CHAT! That time I hooked up with a hot guy and then my penis ripped and I bled everywhere! (FAMILY & CLOSE FRIENDS DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS)Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This government thought I was a girl on the phone and wouldnt let me access my personal details! I used to steal things as a teen!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My awkward blonde phase, being a loser in high school and the side effects of drinking diet tea!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I hate Facebook birthdays but love stalking. Preaching my "just be helpful" message and I was a creep but totally nailed the cover up!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gay chat! Stories about getting caught looking at porn. Craigslist hookups and my addiciton to nasal spray!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who is Christian? (a dickhead) Jonbenét Ramsay and what her brother was eating when he killed her (allegedly)! A long list of things that piss me off!Support me!: https://www.patreon.com/christianhullSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.