Straight Up With Stassi

Stassi’s back, and this time, Beau joins her for what’s basically a podcast date night. They kick things off with Stassi’s mysterious chin pain and dreams of a Mommy Makeover before diving into a hilarious game of questions. From social media icks like caption cringe and overused filters to conspiracies about secret celebrity tunnels with elite Starbucks, nothing’s off-limits. Stassi debates how she’d prove she’s from the future (witch or leader vibes?), and Beau dreams of a 1960s sports car while Stassi plans to splurge on Versailles antiques. It’s all fun, laughs, and a lot to talk about with these two! This episode is sponsored by: Lume - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code Stassi at Lumepodcast.com/Stassi! #lumepod. Better Help - This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/STASSI and get on your way to being your best self. Chime - Open your account in 2 minutes at chime.com/STASSI . Thrive Causemetics

Stassi kicks off December with her BFF Taylor Strecker for a hilarious chat that covers everything from Christmas chaos to internet trolls. Stassi shares her dream of escaping LA’s holiday monotony, and the duo swaps parenting stories, like Messer’s energy overload to Hartford tattling on bounce house kids, and Stassi hilariously “tells on herself” as a self-proclaimed narc They dive into celebrity gossip, including Taylor’s viral Page Six moments, and dish on beauty trends like preventative facelifts. Add yin-yang twin dynamics, Stassi's awkward Moana premiere moment, and a little Lindsey Lohan glow-up admiration—it’s holiday overload! This episode is sponsored by: Lightbox Jewelry - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10. Hiya- Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Nutrafol - Recieve $10 off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPGIFT. Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandb

Wine is poured, and the laughs are flowing as Stassi and Kristina Kelly dive into an unfiltered late-night chat! They kick things off with Stassi’s hilarious tale of almost changing her name to Stassi schroedér (with an accent, of course) and agree that nicknames—like Kristina’s iconic “Groceries”—are what stick, even if they make no sense. They swap makeup tips, with Stassi revealing the secret behind her flawless glam (hint: foundation + Airwrap = magic) and a PSA on FaceApp that’ll make you rethink Instagram. Add wine, baby nicknames, and a side of self-love, and you’ve got a late night vibe. Cheers!   This episode is sponsored by: Lightbox Jewelry - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10. Better Help - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp - Visit BetterHelp.com/STASSI today to get 10% off your first month. Jenni Kayne - From now through the end of November, shopthe @JenniKayne sale and get 25% off at jennikayne.com/stassi15! #jennikaynepartner

It’s a solo episode, and Stassi is in a slump. She’s feeling uninspired, can’t celebrate her wins, and her “alone time cup” is running on empty. Enter: the Martha Stewart documentary. Stassi breaks down why Martha’s DGAF attitude and fabulous reinvention journey sparked just enough inspo to shake her out of it (and made her consider gardening… briefly). She also spills on her human design chart (manifestor vibes, baby), drops a fiery take on the empath trend, and shares why five-year plans are overrated. Slump or no slump, this episode is packed with laughs and plenty of queen energy. This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Hiya- Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI. Ro - Go to RO.CO/STASSI to find out if you’re covered for free. Liquid I.V. - Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. Go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use code STASSI at checkout. Lightbox Jewelry - New customers get 10% off their first order on lightbo

This week, Stassi is back with C-O-Lo, sharing all the big moves as the podcast joins the Podcast One family! After a rare three-day social marathon and juggling 24/7 parenting duties with Messer’s unpredictable nap schedule, Stassi dives into her fabulous night at Mariah Carey’s “Christmas Time” tour show—she was there for all the holiday vibes, and every song was perfection. Then, they talk about  “nepo-babies” (they’re here, deal with it!) and Stassi breaks down her unforgettable look for the Wicked premiere—and why it might just be the best movie ever. From Martha Stewart’s effortlessly iconic doc to Blake Lively’s latest fashion slay and Ryan Reynolds’ surprisingly “serious” side, they wrap up a magical weekend filled with glam, gossip, and everything in between! This episode is sponsored by: Nutrafol - First month’s subscription and free shipping at Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STRAIGHTUP. Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 for up to 20% off your next purchase. Limited-time offer. Chime -

Stassi chats with best friend and fellow podcaster Taylor Strecker about cold facetiming, building forts, SJP in Hocus Pocus 2, Hartford's Halloween costume debacle, Christmas tree etiquette, the TikTok science behind holiday decorations, drinking Avaline Lambrusco out of celebratory glasses, and why you shouldn't gossip in front of your kids.This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp - Visit BetterHelp.com/STASSI today to get 10% off your first month.Hiya - Get 50% OFF your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSIDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and use code STASSI for the BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!Boll & Branch - For 25% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, head to BollAndBranch.com/STASSILightbox Jewelry - All new customers will get 10% off their first order on lightboxjewelry.com using the code STASSI10

It's the week of Halloween and Stassi's leaning in to the spooky spirit with her friend and psychic Chris Medina this week! Stassi and Chris discuss what it's like for Chris living every day with his psychic ability (hearing ghosts and his guides) and he shares some extraordinary stories about specific instances where even he was surprised by spirits.Chris gives Stassi a live reading on the podcast and he focuses on big success coming to her in the next few years, as well as challenges her to "find herself" during this down time before things in her life really ramp up. He predicts one more child for her and Beau, as well as a big house move within the next 4 years. To book a reading with Chris Medina, go to www.chrismedina.guide!This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off y

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo talk about a couple big mysteries they're currently pondering. First, Stassi explains how, since COVID, going out to dinner after dark (aka after Messer goes to bed), and being in very social situations in general still feels a little uncomfortable and awkward. She's not sure if it's because she's a mom, because we were all stuck inside for over a year in 2020-2021, or if it's just our age -- but she went out after dark twice this past week and has a lot of thoughts about it -- including realizing she doesn't know how people are dressing for dinner at trendy restaurants these days and how she went through several outfits to cover up her psoriasis and choose her final look. Stassi and Lo then dissect the conspiracy theory about the "actor bahn" tunnels under Downtown Los Angeles. They playfully poke fun at the Tiktok that sent them into this spiral where a "Starbucks employee" was being interviewed and then they explain all the reasons why there's no way it could be true - bu

On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling conflicted about Tiktok mom creators, feeling mom guilt/judgement, and agreeing that pouches are their secret weapon during meal time. Kristina also talks about the house she and Max are building, and all the decision pressure that comes with it.They then dive into a very random sequence of questions from Kristina's partner Max. His questions are truly so basic but so hysterical and clever - ones we'd never think to discuss like: "do you and your partner share the same bath towel?" and "do you cut your toothpaste tube in half when it gets low?". They end on addressing the age-old rumor that the average human swallows 89* spiders in their lifetime and really pick apart why

On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps the world updated! Next, Stassi shares that she wants to go on a perfume journey to find her signature scent. One of the main questions she's asked at Meet and Greets is what perfume she wears, but she really doesn't wear it often!! Stassi's new goal is to find one main signature scent and make it part of her personality so her kids can remember her by it the way she remembers her grandmother by her perfume. She'll keep everyone posted on the progress. Finally, Stassi is also on the hunt for a Color Analysis professional to come "do her colors" so she can figure out what season she is. We'll do it live on the podcast and we'll figure it out once and for all! This ep

It's Stassi's favorite time of year - Fall - which means it's almost time for her favorite holiday - Halloween!! On this episode, Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi to talk all things fall. Of course they touch on basic bitch tendencies like pumpkin spice lattes and Georgi stumbling upon Reba's fall corn maze - but they also discuss how Stassi is planning to decorate the house and what she is planning for her family's costume.The conversation seamlessly leads into a Disney chat as Georgi is a "Disney adult" and Stassi's theme is Disney related. They discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Disney princess characters and deep dive into why. They end on honoring Dame Maggie Smith (RIP) and chatting all things Downton Abbey and Harry Potter in here honor. This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Smartwater - Life's full of choices. Smartwater is a simple one. Visit drinksmartwater.com&nb

Stassi is joined by her bestie Taylor Strecker on this episode! Stassi starts out by commending Taylor for surprisingly not spiraling about how long it's been since she's been a guest on the podcast - which then leads Stassi into oversharing about how she recently spiraled over the comments section on a recent post.The pair then dive into the lack of celebrity gossip lately and end up discussing a few of their favorite topics including JLo/Ben's recent paparazzi moment, Taylor finally being named in the Daily Mail, Taylor Swift/Gigi Hadid's recent dinner in NYC, and how Taylor ran into Anna Wintour with Sutton Stracke. They also debate Josh Hartnett vs Joshua Jackson and discuss The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (and choose their most and least favorite member of #momtok). They end on Stassi's reaction to learning that Selena Gomez recently shared that she watches Vanderpump Rules and talks to her friends (Taylor Swift) about it... and how Taylor wants all 4 of them to be besties.This episode is sponsored by:Q

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo French are recording from The Ritz Carlton in Boston! They recap very successful and fun events in St. Louis and Chicago. Stassi also talks a lot about New Orleans and how much she's missed it since she hasn't visited since 2019! Stassi explains how when you're from New Orleans, the question you ask anyone who also is from there is, "Where did you go to school?" and she explains to Lo why so many girls came up to her at her meet & greet saying they were a "Pink Panther". Lo and Stassi talk about dinner with Stassi's family at Galatoire's and analyze Stassi's love of cemetery's - afterall, they can see one from their window in Boston and that's one of Stassi's favorite parts of this hotel.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STA

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo are recapping the beginning of Stassi's book tour for You Can't Have It All. From the moment they landed back in LA from Europe, it has been go go go to get Stassi ready for her book tour. Stassi and Lo bring you through their first two days in New York and New Jersey - including recapping the PatBo fashion show, doing an intimate appearance at the legendary bookstore The Strand, and going back to Bookends in NJ and meeting 1,000+ people! This episode is sponsored by:The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - Watch the full series now on Hulu.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#

On this episode, Beau joins Stassi for their last Stassi podcast episode from Europe where Stassi has a bad case of the Sunday Scaries. Even though she's trying to soak up every moment left, she can't help but start to think about all the things that she has to do when she gets back home to LA - Messer's birthday, her book tour, and of course, decorating for Halloween! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersThrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu, Sept 6th! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https

On this episode, Stassi and her C-O-Lo, Lo French, are still in Europe! Lo has come prepared with the most random questions/conversation starters for Stassi to answer - including what fictional character she has beef with, who her favorite Disney Princess is, what food she'd eat every single day, whether she'd prefer to live in complete sunlight or complete darkness, and so much more. It's truly an hour of shooting the sh!t!This episode is sponsored by:Smartwater - Life's full of choices. Smartwater is a simple one. Visit drinksmartwater.com to learn more. Ro - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, Stassi and CO-Lo are recapping pop culture news from home. They start off by diving right into the Blake Lively "It Ends With Us" feud with Justin Baldoni. Stassi and Lo share who's side their on. They also chat about the new Secret Lives of Mormon Wives show that they're excited to watch on Hulu. After recapping the latest pop culture stories, Stassi and Lo dive into how they prepared for a month away in Europe. From nails to brows to lashes to specific products and clothing they bought - Stassi and Lo review it all. Bookmark this episode for your next trip! This episode is sponsored by: Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. HelloBello - Go to hellobello.com/STASSI, to get 30% off your first customized bundle, and a full-size freebie product of your choice.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started

On this episode, Stassi finally gets to share the news about Vanderpump Villa and Stassi Says! Stassi and her husband Beau Clark start off the episode by acknowledging how much of a journey it's been and how surreal this moment feels. On this episode, they're still in Europe and filling you in on Part 2 of adventures in Florence. Hartford's antics are on a new level and Messer started walking on his own! Stassi and Beau chat about hanging out with Beau's family and how the slow Italian pace is hard for Stassi's structured and slightly controlling tendencies (lol). Stassi also explains why she didn't see the most famous statue in Florence.If you want to hear Part 2, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stassi to The Good The Bad The Baby! This episode is sponsored by:Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftLiquid IV - Get 20% off your fir

On this episode, Stassi and Beau are podcasting from Florence, Italy! Stassi is obsessed with The Medici (IYKYK) and has been so excited to experience the city where the Renaissance began. Botticelli! DaVinci! Michaelangelo! They were all in Florence!!Stassi and Beau share why they wanted to visit Florence and talk about their tour at the Palazzo de Medici that day... which didn't quite go as planned. They then rewind back to the beginning of the trip and talk about having two small kids on such a long plane ride and detail getting to Italy.There is so much to talk about that this episode is split into two parts. You can listen to Part 2 on The Good The Bad The Baby at patreon.com/stassi which gives even more details and stories of the trip so far.This episode is sponsored by:Thrive Causmetics - Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at www.thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping

On this episode, Stassi is catching up with her bestie from high school, Sheena Mannina! Sheena is the owner of juicebar Raw Republic (New Orleans & Austin) and host of Raw Talk with Sheena. She is an OG Straight Up With Stassi guest and is responsible for some of the most iconic topics ever featured on SUWS including Tall Greys, conspiracy theories, and human design!Stassi and Sheena start off jumping straight into mom life and how their human design drives them as parents. Fun fact: they're both manifestors! Stassi speculates that the ups and downs of their friendship were also attributed to their manifestor design types - it's all connected!Sheena is extremely knowledgable on the wellness industry and the business behind it. She shares how she became curious about wellness, what she likes and doesn't like about the industry, what it's like to own a business within it, how her perspectives have changed, and how that all relates to how she views influenced content online.The pair also discuss h