Straight Up With Stassi

On this episode, Stassi and COLo are communicating with ghosts -- ok they're not really, but Lo recently introduced Stassi to Tiktoker Megan @solarglowmeditations and they are dissecting questions she's asked spirits through her dowsing rods. When Megan holds the rods, spirits either cross them together for a "yes", pull them apart for a "no", or don't move them for a "no answer". Stassi and Lo start off by asking questions of their own - mermaids, big foot, the Illuminati, aliens, and ghosts are discussed. Then they dive into Megan's questions, starting with the most pressing: "is Tiktok going to actually be banned?" (Spoiler: NO!). Most of Megan's spirit questions involve past/present questions like "can spirits fall in love with humans?", "is there a portal at Skinwalker Ranch?", "did a meteor kill the dinosaurs?", "have aliens given humans advanced technology?", and "is there a human representative for earth at the galactic federation?" (WHAT?!). Stassi and Lo chat about it all! Enjoy this chaotic convers

On this episode, Stassi talks all about one of the main things that Vanderpump Rules viewers have come to know and love/hate her for - her affinity for her birthday. As her birthday is next Monday (June 24th), Stassi takes this solo episode to talk about her thoughts going into turning 36. She also takes this time to analyze how she thinks she became known for her birthday (she blames Bravo) and she goes through each on-camera birthday and shares a little behind-the-scenes memory from each year.This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Lipton - Try New Lipton Green TeaLiquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.HelloBello - HelloBello - Go to hellobello.com/STASSI, to get 30% off your first customized bundle, and a full-size freebie product of your choice.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co

On this episode, Stassi welcomes her best friend's wife Taylor Donohue (aka Teddy) for the first time ever! Teddy and Stassi talk reflect on the passing on Stassi's step father, Lance, and Stassi shares the rollercoaster of emotions she's experienced this week. They then dive into lighter topics including how they feel about enforced dress codes and "pick me girl" energy. They end on everyone's favorite topics: pop culture and aliens.This episode is sponsored by:Nutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPSquarespace - Go to Squarespace for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/STASSI to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainThrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftChime - Get started at chime.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not

On this episode, Stassi's bestie Taylor Strecker is in Los Angeles! Taylor and Stassi jump right into conversation where Taylor declares she's an empath and Stassi declares she is not. The pair dissect how this affects their relationships and friendships - and how a lack of empathy is also a main quality of serial killers.Taylor gushes over how sweet Messer is and Stassi proclaims that she birthed the most angelic baby on earth. They compare Messer and Hartford as babies, and they predict how sharply opinionated Hartford will be growing up (and already is).Inspired by the latest episode of The Valley, they end by sharing what they'd dress up as if they were dressing as their partner's fantasies.This episode is sponsored by: Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSILipton - Try New Lipton Green Tea!Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off yo

On this solo episode, Stassi is echoing the overall message of her upcoming book while dissecting two specific women in pop culture who are getting flack in her algorithm. First, she talks about Kelly Rowland and her incident with the security guard at Cannes. While some were saying Kelly was unnecessarily rude, Stassi commends her for enforcing her boundaries and standing up for herself. After all, boundaries are Stassi's favorite. She then dives into the fall of JLo. Stassi loves and has always loved JLo, but she's seeing that JLo is kind of flopping at the moment. Stassi discusses where she thinks JLo went wrong, why she thinks people are being so hard on her, and how she thinks she should move forward.Preorder Stassi's book, You Can't Have It All, out September 10th.This episode is sponsored by:Squarespace - Go to Squarespace for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/STASSI to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainSee Privacy Policy at https://

Stassi welcomes her husband Beau Clark back on this episode! Stassi starts off by sharing that she and Beau were trendsetters with the recessional song after their wedding - "Give Me Everything" by Pitbull. If you've already watched Bridgerton Season 3 Part 1, you know it's the song playing in the pivotal scene of the last episode. Stassi talks about how she and Beau searched high and low for a strings/instrumental version of the song for their wedding (before Vitamin String Quartet made this version) and how they ended up finding an obscure one on Youtube to use.Reflecting on the song tangents into Stassi and Beau reflecting on Italy, their favorite place, and traveling together for the first time, early on in their relationship. They talk about the pros/cons of traveling early on in a relationship (especially to Europe), how they navigated exploring together, and why finding a partner who traveled well was one of the keys to the success of their relationship.Stassi and Beau dissect why they think they work

On this episode, CO-Lo (Lo French) joins Stassi as she's having a bit of a bad day. There's some family health issues on her mind and it's gloomy AF in Los Angeles, so Stassi's leaning into the mood. She starts off by sharing a list of things she's annoyed by including guitars being whipped out at parties, Beau going to bed before her, and groups of friends singing songs in together in the car. She weighs in on clapping when a plane lands or a movie ends (her opinion may surprise you).Stassi ends by sharing her list of favorite period piece TV shows (which will also live on her website) and finally shares her Top 3!This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Nutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPChime - Get started at chime.com/STASSIThrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup&nb

On this episode, it's Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker's Superbowl: The 2024 Met Gala. This year's dress code was "The Garden of Time" based on the exhibition theme "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion".Stassi and Taylor share their favorite and least favorite looks, and analyze dresses worn by Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Gigi Hadid, Mindy Kaling, SJP, Kris Jenner, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Jenner, Tyla, Lizzo, Lana Del Rey and more. They even touch on the men of the night who nailed the dress code including Jonathan Bailey (Bridgerton), Adrien Brody, and Lil Nas X.Stassi and Taylor choose which dress they'd want to wear if they had attended this year, and end on deciding what their ideal dream Met Gala theme/dress code would be. Spoiler: Halloween, Sex and The City, Versailles, and The Sopranos are involved.This episode is sponsored by:Thrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSILipton - Try New Lipton Green TeaHiya - Get

On this episode, Stassi is joined by her little sister Georgi to shoot the sh*t! Stassi and Georgi talk about how Frozen was literally made about them. Georgi is friendly flirty naive Anna and Stassi is cold frozen heart Elsa - in the best ways possible.Stassi and Georgi both love old history, victorian houses, horror movies, and spooky things in general. They try to figure out where those interests came from, why they share them, and who is the queen (or princess) of spook! They talk about their favorite horror movies and their favorite season: autumn.The sisters also analyze how they're so different in dating, relationships, communication, and more. Georgi weighs in on how Vanderpump Rules affected Stassi and why she's happy Stassi's no longer on the show.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Hinge - Download Hinge today and find someone worth deleting the app for.Saks.com - Find inspiration

On this solo episode, Stassi shares the inspiration behind her new book, You Can't Have It All, and her initial thoughts on Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department album. Stassi starts off by giving an update on where she's at emotionally/mentally at the moment. She's struggling, but still getting sh!t done. Stassi then talks about how her new book,You Can't Have It All, is not a self help book, but actually a series of her stories that illustrate how sometimes it's ok if you are not exceling at everything you do all at once -- and how maybe happiness is found in accepting the good rather than focusing on what you don't have. She talks about her writing process, some of the topics she'll share, and what she hopes readers get from it. Finally, Stassi has thoughts on Taylor's new album. From Taylor seemingly criticizing fans' opinions of her relationships to Taylor low key savagely addressing Kim - Stassi talks about it all. She shares her current favorites (which may shift as she listens more) and her thought

On this special after-hours podcast, Stassi is joined by her childhood bestie Alex Stafford for Martini Time! The pair start off by talking about how friendships change when kids come into the picture and Stassi expresses how much she appreciates how Alex has made her feel so seen and loved as she's become a mother. They then talk about how they loved Harry Potter growing up and how Stassi's become a full Universal Studios adult. Finally, Stassi and Alex dissect the new Capri Pants trend and share whether or not they'll partake.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIQuince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsHinge - Download Hinge today and find someone worth deleting the app for.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti

Despite the eclipse trying it's best to mess with the wifi signal, Stassi and bestie Taylor Strecker come together on this episode to discuss (our least fave) mercury retrograde, their horoscopes, the weird eclipse energy everyone is feeling, and a few current-ish events including Caitlin Clark, women being punched in NYC, and the Barbie movie. This episode is sponsored by:Saks.com - Find inspiration for your new vibe, every day, at saks.comSquarespace - Go to Squarespace for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/STASSI to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainThrive Causmetics - Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at www.thrivecausemetics.com/STASSITruly - To find Truly Hard Seltzer near you, go to www.trulyhardseltzer.com/locations Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customers,Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straigh

On this solo episode, Stassi reintroduces herself to new and returning listeners. A re-introduction/get to know me episode, if you will. A lot has changed since Stassi's been on reality TV and she gives all the updates - including whether or not she's still obsessed with pizza and ranch, where her love of spooky things came from, and who she's excited to have on her podcast in the coming weeks. Stassi also shares a hot take that she's finally ready to share, inspired by Beyoncé's COWBOY CARTER - and specifically her rendition of Jolene.This episode is sponsored by:Vanderpump Villa - Watch Vanderpump Villa streaming now on HuluChime - Start building your credit. Get started now at www.chime.com/stassiHinge - Download Hinge today and find someone worth deleting the app forLiquid IV - Grab your Liquid IV Hydration Multiplier in bulk nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order when you go to www.liquidiv.com and use code STASSI at checkoutHiya - Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/stas

Introducing, Stassi! Stassi Schroeder Clark's nine-year running, chart-topping podcast is now renamed "Stassi" and part of the Dear Media network! Stassi is giving her podcast a vibe shift - she's removing the formality and restructuring her content to get back to the the roots of its early days, focusing on authenticity, candid, and quick-witted takes on her day-to-day life.On this episode, Stassi welcomes back her first ever podcast guest and bestie Kristina Kelly. The pair start off by explaining the new vibe of the podcast and what to look forward to. Stassi gives an update on her Kate Middleton episode after learning of Kate's devastating cancer diagnosis, and that conversation leads right into Stassi and Kristina's favorite topic: period pieces. Stassi and Kristina workshop in what era they'd love to live in for a week and weigh all the pros and cons.Follow Kristina at @kristinakelly and check out her brands Heartspring and Vicente.This episode is sponsored by:Ouai - Go to theouai.com and enter promo co

On this extra long episode, Stassi and Lo French dive into the topic that's taken over the world - the Katespiracy - where the eff is Kate Middleton?! Why is Prince William using his solo monogram and only visiting her in the hospital once? Was she rushed out of Sandringham in an ambulance? Why hasn't she shown any signs of life other than weird (faked?) paparazzi shots? Stassi and Lo go through a timeline of events starting from last September that lead them to think that what the palace is publicly saying isn't quite the full truth. They also dissect all the theories that are floating around - including that she's a contestant on the Masked Singer. From Thomas Kingston's mysterious death to Rose Hanbury's recent profile and all the affair allegations in between, Stassi and Lo leave no stone left unturned.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this monthly Pop Culture Hour episode, Taylor Strecker joins to fill Stassi in on her recent trip to St. Barths and then the pair dives head first into the two trending pop culture topics this week: The Oscars and The Mystery of Kate Middleton. Stassi and Taylor first discuss Oscars fashion, funny Oscar moments, and deserving films - and they also address the people who don't love the show and glamour as much as they do. They then dissect what the hell is going on with Kate Middleton from the photoshop fail to the scary health/hostage conspiracy theories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of Straight Up With Stassi, Stassi invites human design expert Jenna Zoe to have an in-depth conversation about human design and specifically dive in to Stassi's chart on Jenna's My Human Design app. If you've listened to any of Stassi's podcast episodes for the last couple of months, you have probably heard her refer to how she's a Manifestor in Human Design. She has become obsessed with reading about her Human Design chart and the charts of those around her (and celebrities she loves lol).There are five main types: Manifestor, Generator, Manifesting Generator, Projector, and Reflector. Jenna shares many anecdotes about the different types and why knowing your Human Design - aka your manual - is so beneficial for everyone to feel aligned in their life. She gives tips on how to read their own chart through her app and she explains why understanding the design of people around you helps everyone to live harmoniously - aka your crazy sister's behavior makes waaaay more sense.You can listen to Je

If you're a long time listener, you know that the early early days of Stassi's podcast consisted of Bachelorette recaps of Kaitlyn Bristowe's season. Nine years later, Kaitlyn is FINALLY on Straight Up With Stassi this week catching up on all the gossip they missed! By referencing her old tweets, Stassi brings Kaitlyn back to her experience as the Bachelorette and all of Stassi's long time questions are finally answered - ie "if you're so afraid of birds, why did you get them tattoo'd on your arms?" Stassi was asked to prepare an embarrassing moment for Kaitlyn's podcast but was never asked about it on Off The Vine, so she shares it here! Next, Kaitlyn shares her journey with personal growth and makes Stassi's day/week/month/year when she realizes that in 100 years, people will watch Vanderpump Rules and Stassi will essentially be in a "period piece". Life made.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this Pour It Out episode, Stassi is answering your voicemails with her CO-Lo, Lo French. Before they jump in, Stassi and Lo discuss Straight Up With Stassi's evolution and how they're envisioning the next phase will look. The first voicemail Stassi answers sends her into a full Dyson Airwrap dilemma. She then addresses how you manifest your dream home and whether brides or bridesmaids should pay for the bachelorette. Stassi and Lo listen to back to back voicemails about a cheating ex (how dare he?!) and then they wrap up with a little advice on how to navigate the Zara website. If you'd like to be featured on an episode of Pour It Out, call 844-666-SUWS and leave a voicemail! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the week after Super Bowl LVIII and Stassi and her bestie Taylor Strecker are recapping all the pop culture moments of the KC Chiefs vs SF 49ers game. They cover everything Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, debate their conflicting views on Usher's halftime performance, and discuss some of their favorite commercials. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.