Bottle Crow Reborn

PLEASE NOTE: Our guest's audio track did not turn out great, so the sound quality is below our usual standards. Apologies, there's not much we could do about it. The glorious return of host emeritus Emily! A quiz to see how much Dota has changed! Spectre Protecting, Fata's Tapas, Home Improvements, the works. Plus a new segment bumper (that we might not see again for quite some time) that uses Vacation by Vitamin C because that song is an effing banger. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

It's a very SPOOOOOKY episode of Bottle Crow Reborn as... wait, no. That's not right. Merry Christmas, Bottle Crowd! Nick ropes Six and friend of the show Allen into like an hour and a half of stupid garbage! Please enjoy. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

That's not a typo, folks. Well. It is. But I'm not the one who made it. Sic erat scriptum or whatever. We have a game show, Gold For Meat, a field report, and so much more. Oh and we accidentally baited Valve into releasing the patch. You're welcome, I guess? We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

ALL HANDS! Drop everything you're doing! That regular episode of Bottle Crow I was editing? ON HOLD. That Take 5 I was eating? Well I guess I can finish it but make it snappy because there's a HUUUUUGE patch to talk about! A new hero, a new mechanic that affects EVERY hero, balance changes, new items, wowowowow. We haven't done a patch special in AGES. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Burger time! The grand experiment begins. Our microwaves are hot. Our burgers are cold. And our hearts simmer with a steely passion for terrible food. Let's GO. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Listen, I don't know what to tell y'all. What, you want a summary? Two new segments, with bumpers. The Lettuce Man. Newerth, Storm, Snacks, buying ladybugs, salt water taffy, beds. There. I'm so tired. i'm so tired. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

The segment creation engine that is Bottle Crow don't stop for nobody. Two new segments, a reworked Home Improvements of Newerth bumper (finally!), and lots of the classic sounds you're used to. Oh and I guess Six and Nick talk some too, but that's not why you're here, I think. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Welcome back to the show. This is the show. You are tuned into it. We have lots of content for you. You will enjoy it. Listen to the show. Process the content. Make content your mind. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

There are two types of people: the broken bones and the wet noodles. Which one are you? No, don't answer that: we'll answer it FOR you. Over the course of this revelatory, revoLUTIONary podcast, you will learn all sorts of things. About slugbugs or whatever. About relationships. Plumbing. Vietnamese fast food. Bottle Crow: Just Do It. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Music rings across the streets of Garlemald, and Professor Sirus nan Siles tries desperately to run faster. He knows that sound too well. For many a Garlean commander, leader of black ops projects or dark science experiment, that music has been the last thing they ever heard. It heralds the coming of the golden avenger, clad in armor and bearing a lance whose tip has never failed to pierce the heart of its target. If only Carlton was here. Where was that boy? He needed him. He needed him now. He rounded the corner, and slid to a stop. That golden warrior had been waiting for him. Why? What had he done wrong? It was just science. He was just trying to isolate the Warrior Gene. That was why he'd tried to kidnap those dogs. They held the secret to creating the ultimate soldier! It was SCIENCE! But the avenger standing in his path wasn't one to listen to reason. Professor Siles could only stare, wide-eyed, as the creature leapt into the air. "Spear... Bud..." he gasped, before the spear ended his life. We’r

After losing a recording, we're back with a vengeance. Certainly, this episode feels like vengeance: like Nick punishing me, Six, for slights real or imaginary. Air Bud, Taco Bell, Subway, Immortal 2s, League of Legumes, SingSingSing with a real banger, Home Improvements, the whole works. Jump in. This is the abridged version of the episode: the extremely lengthy discussion of Air Bud has been condensed for the sake of your sanity. I do promise however if you make the decision to listen to both abridged and unabridged (for some reason), there are zero differences between the two versions after the Air Bud conversation. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

After losing a recording, we're back with a vengeance. Certainly, this episode feels like vengeance: like Nick punishing me, Six, for slights real or imaginary. Air Bud, Taco Bell, Subway, Immortal 2s, League of Legumes, SingSingSing with a real banger, Home Improvements, the whole works. Jump in. This is the unabridged version of the episode: it has been edited like all Bottle Crow eps, but not TRUNCATED. I do promise however if you make the decision to listen to both abridged and unabridged (for some reason), there are zero differences between the two versions after the Air Bud conversation. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

SingSingSing graces us with another tune in this extra long episode. The Tragedy of the Missing Triplelupa, angering pub players with humility, a return to Old Dota, fried tofu tricks, we fix baseball, and so much more. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

This week is our first ever SPONSORED segment! It's sponsored... by a listener... in exchange for battle pass levels. Listen, if you're gonna help me get the Windranger arcana in exchange for content I was gonna make ANYWAY, I'm HERE for it. So shoutouts to Greg Scherr for his support. Taco Bell, Pringles, Dota (what the hell is that?), baseball, and more. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Oh no, gang. We're in trouble. The Battle Pass is here, and it's really cool... and REALLY expensive. There sure are a lot of pieces of random nonsense in it, though. We invent a few new segments, we discover the truth of Windranger's origins, we offer another poem via Jacky Mao. Weep for me, children, this year will be a costly one for me. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Just when you think you're out, someone insults Windranger. And you know what you have to do. There's a new Hoho Haha for a new generation, and Nick's jungle boycott has met with great success. A poem, some truly smashing potatoes, and an International cancellation. Well, there's always next year. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

I know. I know. You haven't eaten since our last Jacky's Chow. How could you? Without the culinary guidance of Nick and Six, all the world's food is but dust. But your worries are over. With this hour of guidance, we will set you back on the path. May your quarantine be full of cooking adventures. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

My favorite frosty friend. How are you? I know I haven't checked in lately. I could say I've been busy, and that would be true. I most certainly have. But... I could have made time. We both know that. This relationship... is not working. Please, don't get upset. It's not me, it's you. It's the neutral item thing. I'm going to be honest, friend: it sucks. It is not fun. It makes me not want to play the game. And so... I don't. More live energy drink reviews, jerky guns, drywall, we got it all. Join us. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

What starts off with a tasting of six energy drinks only goes downhill from there. Well... at least it doesn't go UPHILL. Energy drink tasting is pretty far down already, I shouldn't make claims I can't take back. A great instant pot kakuni recipe, the Kraft Dinner Enhancement Program, and red sauce mistakes. We feastin', y'all. Get in here. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.

Drink deep, ye souls of war, there is taurine enough for all. Where Pepsi Max dares not, where Nahaz fears, that is where we are headed. For Frostivus beckons, and none may refuse the call. Fried egg arcana, laptop destruction, the holiday spirit has us in its thrall. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins in the Steam Workshop! The official Bottle Crow twitter is @BottleCrow if you have any questions or comments.