Wine & Crime

This week, the gals open the casket and investigate some eerie slayings. Topics include the identity politics of real-life vampires, a French bloodsucker hiding in plain sight, and a human trafficker who was really bad at covering his tracks. Drip some Vampire Vineyards Dracula Merlot onto your lips, tuck into that rare steak, and tune in for Vampire Serial Killers.

Welcome to Gossip at the Corpse Cart where the gals gossip about some recent cases that have definitely popped up in your newsfeed. Today, they spill the tea about the infamous Doorbell Licker, abduction survivor Jayme Closs, and the legend of badass Cyntoia Brown.

This week, the gals sharpen their skates and jump into some icy incidents. Topics include a quasi-Nazi with a questionable business plan, some incredible mid-90s fashion, and a Minnesotan coach's f*cked-up fixation. Crack open a bottle of Gorgeous Pinot Noir Chardonnay, practice your death spiral (check), and tune in for Figure Skating Crimes.

This week, the gals log in and scroll through some socially motivated crimes. Topics include a paternity debacle taken too far, some fatal familial non-issues, and the legal reasons you may want to stay off the grid entirely. Pour a glass of Winc's #TBT White Blend, turn on your away message, and tune in for Social Media Crimes.

This week, the gals get schooled on some inappropriate student-teacher relations. Topics include an infamous educator with an unhealthy idea of romance, the double-edged sword of power dynamics, and an unsanctioned field trip with a health teacher. Pour yourself a big ol' glass of Winc's Summer Water Rosé, finish up your homework, and tune in for Hot for Teacher Crimes.

This week, the gals celebrate their 100th episode by peering into their distant, wrinkly, feeble future. Topics include a very tense roommate situation, a whole bunch of missing Japanese pensioners, and a very dangerous case of dementia. Splurge on a bottle of Winc's Dime 100 Red Blend (go on, you've earned it), call dibs on the bed by the window, and tune in for Centenarian Crimes. 

This week, the gals wade through some grimy waterway crimes. Topics include New York's extensive (and often biohazardous) canal system, the dangers of peeing into bodies of water, and some slime so toxic that it required a visit to the emergency room. Crack open a bottle of Oxford Landing Estates Sauvignon Blanc, secure your Playstation, hose yourself off, and tune in for Canal Crimes.

This week, the gals get out their pitch pipes and explore some crimes so intense that they sparked song and dance numbers. Cases include a couple of tabloid-hungry flappers, a conviction that fueled Southern antisemitism, and a meat pie alibi. Pop open a bottle of Winc's Wall of Sound Red Blend, put on your dancin' shoes, and tune in for Crimes that Inspired Musicals.    This ep is supported by TalkSpace. Get $45 off your 1st month at www.talkspace.com/gals

This week, the gals take stock of their friendships while discussing some not-so-friendly crimes. Topics include a pair of girlfriends with a sick side gig, a jilted wife with a murderous vendetta, and yet another obstacle to breaking that glass ceiling. Pour a glass of Winc's Chommie Cabernet Sauvignon, toast to your bestie, and tune in for Gal Pal Crimes. 

This week, the gals put on their goggles and dive into (and over their heads in) some chemistry sh*t. Topics include questionable boxes of bones, a Jane Doe who's impacted an entire town, and a convoluted analogy involving cats in wigs. Pop a bottle of Winc's Baseline Syrah, seriously consider what you're feeding your bones, and tune in for Isotope Analysis.    This ep is supported by TalkSpace. Get $45 off your 1st month at www.talkspace.com/gals

This week, the gals go back to school to talk about crimes in college settings. Topics include some important Wisconsin family traditions, baby oil nightmares, and how to get us into the bushes. Crack open a bottle of Arbor Mist Exotic Fruits White Zinfandel, line up those red Solo cups, keep an eye on your drink (#F*ckingPatriarchy), and tune in for Campus Crimes.

This week, the gals take off with some odd airport crimes. Topics include stolen and smuggled seafood, a contraband penis, literal snakes on a plane, and the science behind those ten-pound Toblerones. Pour a small plastic cup of Airport Road Marquette, remove any liquids over three ounces from your carry-on, and tune in for Airport Antics.  This ep is supported by TalkSpace. Get $45 off your 1st month at www.talkspace.com/gals

This week, the gals seriously consider the pros & cons of living in their native country. Topics include the historical effects of an exodus, a Thai tiger terror plot, plus an isolated couple & a questionable suicide. Pop open a fresh bottle of Barefoot Pinot Grigio, polish your Tiffany lamp collection, & tune in for Ex-Pat Crimes. This episode is supported by TalkSpace. Get $45 off your first month with promo code "GALS" www.talkspace.com/gals

This week, the gals head east to check out some gory stories from the Motherland. Cases include a spritely set of Ukrainian maniacs, a killer addicted to both sex and socks, and a seriously sick teacher with a thing for his students. This episode is paired with Winc's Salient Cabernet Sauvignon, so get out your Slovak translation guide, buckle the f**k up, and tune in for Eastern European Serial Killers.

This week, the gals bone up on their forensic skills. Topics include a super-cold case with multiple murderers, the intersection of science and racism, and a couple of lucky bunions. Pick up a bottle of Winc's Forma de Vida Verdejo, maybe pour a glass of milk to go along with it, and tune in for Forensic Anthropology. 

This week, the gals dig deep into the psychological reasons behind confessions made under duress. Topics include a team of crummy Irish cops, some really f*cked up legal loopholes, and the motivations of both suspects and authorities. Dump an entire bottle of Inocencio Pinot Noir into your glass, call a lawyer, and tune in for Coerced Confessions.

This week, the gals chat with Alie muthaf*ckin Ward of the Ologies podcast about some notorious know-it-alls. Topics include a slippery sommelier, a doc with dangerous motives, and an obit that's also a confession and kind of a manifesto. Mix up a dose of Snake Oil Spritzer (that is white wine with kombucha over ice to honor our LA-based guest), make sure you're up to date on your vaccinations, and tune in for Beyond Stupid: Fake Experts.

This week, the gals take a good, hard look at the men in their lives. Topics include the ways in which a good partner turns bad, a pair on a puppy-love killing spree, and some sick sisterly bonding. Grab a glass of Some Young Punks' Passion Has Red Lips Cabernet Shiraz, reexamine your current relationship, and tune in for Killer Couples.

This week, the gals put on their ermine robes and mink mantles to chat about some dastardly kings and queens. Topics include musical underwear, a tale of two cousins with an unnecessary number of spies, and a slightly more violent Romeo and Juliet saga. This episode is paired with Chronic Cellars 2016 Sofa King Bueno Red Blend, so pour some into your goblet (or your father-in-law's skull), assemble the court, and tune in for Royal Kerfuffles. 

This week, the gals forecast crimes occurring during major weather events. Special guest Dr. Elizabeth Austin joins to talk about investigating weather-related evidence. Topics include the devastation of Puerto Rico & a violent plane crash in Texas. Pour a glass of Winc's Restless Earth Grenache, resign yourself to never flying again, watch Weather Channel's "Storm of Suspicion," & tune in for Forensic Meteorology.