Sloss And Humphries On The Road

The first time Muggins has lead the podcast without Cream (after several failed attempts) he is joined by Andrew Stanley, remember the mug that spazzzed out on shrooms in Amsterdam and was totally Geoff? Yeah, that lad. Direct from down under. 

Cream carries the poddy yet again with his rap nemisis, Eric Lampaert, bringing his vocal beauty to your ears as special guest in luie of the absent (minded) Muggins who is down under, fucking up his own attempts at creating soundwaves.  

Muggins is back for a parting Podcast before going his seperate way from Cream for a short while, the boys are joined by Elliot "Man Of" Steel (@elliotsteelcom) and the well to do Tom Houghton (@tomhcomedy) of impending "First Dates" fame. 

Muggins is still on the road so Cream pulled his finger out and got Garf back on to talk about a very awkward but sexy plane encounter, and some other weird stuff.

SUPES SOZZLEBERRIES ABOUT THE DELAY!  Not really though. Cream here. Muggins is off in Alicante on holiday, so I grabbed Gareth Waugh to be the replacement Muggins, and honestly, he did a better job. So listen, enjoy and the next one will be out on time, I promise. Ish.

The belated second installment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listner, first time caller, our very funny chum Gareth Wough. Also... we're drunk again, but 22 epsiodes in you might have gathered that this is par for the course. Merry Xmas 

Muggins normally writes these descriptions but odds are he's dead. So it's Cream here just to tell you that I remember nothing from this episode except that Andrew Maxwell and Nick Cody are on and that they crush it. Enjoy. Or don't. See if I give a toss.

Everyone gets kicked off Panto once and will never get invited back, you know that old saying. Cream talks about his failed attempt at stand up... I totally meant panto... I genuinely typed that by accident and could have easily corrected it but it was such a great freudian slip that it's staying in. We talk about other stuff too, we actually do prattle on quite a bit in this one, just like whats happening now. Stop reading and download it already. 

Over a cheese platter Muggins and Cream revisit their worst ever gigs and discuss desperate measures in bathroom emergencies, all in the interest of making you smirk on the train. And for compliments.

Muggins and Cream discuss whether they'd get along with their own clones, they find the king of the muggles Dale Partridge and cut the head of the serpent. 

Muggins and Cream give thanks to eachother buy slaughtering each-others dad's. With Newphamisms, muggles and Rutherford the Butt Monkey. 

In deepest darkest Ashganistan (Ashington) the the duo spin their words from the Punch-Drunk HQ. Cream tells of his run in with the law while Muggins cries from his nose. 

From the comfort of Natalie's bed in London, Muggins and Cream declare some more bugbears they have with one another and discuss being pegged by Nick Cody. 

Cream tries to carry the podcast because Muggins is off his mellon after winning an award that offered a free bar. Jean makes an apearance and takes cream to task for his psychopathic tendencies.  

Last day of the European tour before returning to the UK the lads raise a glass to a fantastic 3 weeks. Muggins tells some more childhood stories from his time in the ghetto while Cream was spanking around Florida with his dad with their crocs on like a pair of muggles!

You need joy, you need happiness, you need a distraction from the troubles of the world. Pour Muggins and Cream in your ears and drift away to your safe place. The boyos reveal several gripes that they have about eachother that need to change. Chances are they'll rinse you for being a muggle. 

***CORRECT VERSION*** Arriving in Prague from Vienna after an evening smoking a home grown strand of weed named after Cream, The Sloss Express, created and brought to us by all round good eggs Moka and Ray. Grab a sugar butty and enjoy your Monday morning! 

Walking away from the smoke and rubble that they left behind in Amsterdam the boys resurface in Transylvania, they share some facts (and lies) about Romania and then divulge some little known facts (and lies) about themselves. 

Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes. 

Bullshit + Confidence = Truth. Moving on from Croatia to Belgium the boys share some lies that sound true but when looked at closely they are so obviously a lie that no-one will fall for them at all.