Sloss And Humphries On The Road

Ryan Cullen's big bald head joins Cream on the podcast to discuss his optional illiteracy. Daniel remembers how he used to use Kai as a weapon. He completely misses his own pun in the intro "Reel Brutal"              

It's the start of a brand new tour, time to start numbering the podcasts again. Cream is back from New York and joins Muggins in Glasgow where they will commence the first show of the "Can't" tour. They both come with fresh new do's that weren't without incident.

With the world grinding to a halt, gigs and football matches being cancelled, Mark Nelson joins Muggins on the podcast to discuss the reaction and overreaction of the royal departure. Then they complain about the stupidity of smart cars.

Muggins returns from one final music festival of the year with a multitude of mysterious injuries that he had to piece together both physically and in his own memory. Natalie begins questioning everything. Cream remembers a scene in Limitless that just wasn't OK

Adam Rowe steps in for Muggins to talk shop and have a bitch with Cream. Adam has been quad biking drunk in the desert and this obviously leads to in depth conversations about poo. What else would you expect from this much requested podcast crossover   ***This episode was recorded during the fringe but the audio was lost to gremlins, however we salvaged the episode by enhancing the audio captured by the camera, better late and slightly tinny than never though right?***

Canadian boy John Hastings joins Muggins and Cream and recalls his visit to Blyth where his eyes were opened to some mysterious goings on involving a pair of local twins. Muggins remembers the time he watched a man use an incendiary grenade in close combat.

What was supposed to be a short episode got interrupted by a tree surgeon that happened to be the creator of Troy Hawke and the Greeters Guild, Milo McCabe. Milo joins Muggins and Cream to discuss his recent surge of notoriety and a medical emergency.

At the approximate half way stage in the fringe Daniel is still in family man mode while Kai has had multiple late nights, between nursing a sick dog and being a reprobate. Middle class problems are redefined after Cream discovers his drink of choice is Tory Fanta.

Muggins and Cream are joined by Estonia's finest Ari Matti to discuss huffing paint and other such recreational activities. Ari enjoys the spoils of war by being able to freely talk smack about the Russians.

Muggins, Cream and resident bald man, Ryan Cullen who brings us some more confessions from his catholic upbringing. They explore the phonetics of course language, the algorithms of social media and Intel catnip, Andrew Tate

Gareth "G-Tip" Waugh joins the podcast to listen to Cream cast aspersions that may or may not be true about innocent animals that aren't here to defend themselves. Several frogs were harmed in the making of this podcast.              

Muggins and Cream are joined by the wonderful Craig Hill the morning after they all had a BBQ and drank wine in the woods. Coming out stories, gigs abroad together and sliced bread are all topics of conversation before Craig reveals his front bottom to us all.

Cream talks us through his most recent in house bar crawl and Caelan's first beach experience, while Muggins comes clean about his recent spree of cold blooded road rage. You will also find out about the game Poo Psychic.

Muggins returns from holiday and discovers Cream a wee bit down in the dumps so they chat it out like modern men. They discuss their feelings, share their toxic traits and look at the dangers of jealousy and comparing yourself to other people. 

Cream wins an award and gets over zealous at a charity auction while Muggins readies up for a lads holiday and celebrates his dog's birthday under the guise of an anniversary weekend. They also recorded your Patreon bonus episode with Jean which will be with you all on Thursday.

After a days sleep Cream is joined by (the nearest comedian) Ryan Cullen, to recount the Scottish leg of his stag. The one that was supposed to be a civilised string of activities but inevitably found it's way off the rails. 

Joined by old friend and fellow comedian Chris Martin, Muggins and Cream are at their most childish and disgusting with some gross new lows. It's over an hour of bodily fluids and approximately 3 minutes of whimsy about how we'd conduct ourselves if we got knighted, let's lead with that.

Muggins and Cream watch the Jubilee from Europe and see how ridiculous it all looks from the other side, they also attempt to cover the UK's leadership vote of confidence... but not before banging on about how much gear they tanned at the fringe back in the day. Game changing stuff. 

Muggins and Cream nurse a football induced hangover as they tackle some of societies major issues, like corruption in sport, the ineptitude of Austrian breakfast cafe's and Bubble Tea, if indeed it exists.

Muggins and Cream are joined by OG guest Elliot Steel returning for a much anticipated Thick Cast where we present him with a number of questions from several different categories to discern whether he is indeed as thick as he appears. I think it's safe to say we got the sound bites we need to prove he is.