Social Misfit With Chloé Hilliard

NEW SHOW ALERT!!!!!! by Chloé Hilliard

***CORRECTED AUDIO*** This week we're talking iCloud, why the number 1-8-2 pissed Chloé off, Lana Del Rey proves she's a "Karen" and our obsession with MEAT! To watch the video of this episode, join my Patreon.com/ChloeHilliard Stay save. Protect your mind, body & spirit.

I got higher than the Eiffel Tower and waxed poetic about life after COVID, how to jump-start the economy and Sean 'Diddy" Combs piss pour political strategy. Join my Patreon.com/ChloeHIlliard to watch the video!

We have a GUEST!!! My homie Dave Temple stopped by the crib before the world turned to shit (1/23/20). We didn't have a real care in the world. Enjoy this conspiracy theory and dark humor filled episode. Follow Dave on IG @ImDaveTemple or Patreon.com/ImDaveTemple Follow Chloe on IG @Chloe_Hilliard or Patreon.com/ChloeHilliard

This quarantine is making me rethink my beauty regiments. Also, are we all here because of a minute decision? Yes, I'm high during this episode. Watch the video on my Patreon.com/ChloeHilliard

Food waste has now turned into food insecurity. It's amazing how time spent at home makes you reevaluate your spending and eating habits. Plus, I have a SPECIAL OFFER for a select group of Misfits. Full Video is on my PATREON.com/ChloeHilliard

I have a Patreon! Listen to the full track there! >>> Patreon.com/ChloeHilliard

Mother nature wants us to sit our asses down and reflect. I'm happy to oblige. NEW PATREON >>> www.patreon.com/ChloeHilliard

I've been asked several times if the people and stories in my book were true and I figured I'd have some of my longtime friends speak for themselves but really it's a great way to say thank you to the people who've lifted me up over the years. Let's start with a DAY ONE! My dear friend "Indigo" sits down with us. You can read about our exploits in Chapter 7 - What Would Janet Jackson Do?

Back from Vegas, Chloé talks being denied by the government, losing money and her poor taste in alcoholic beverages. Buy her book now >>> FYourDiet.com Listen to her album >>> ChloeHilliard.com/Album

It's Feb 14th and Chloé is alone in her Vegas hotel torn over porn and enraged by Bloomberg and Justin Timberlake. Buy Chloé's Book for your loved one at FYourDiet.com

Back in the city of SIN, Chloé had a 6-hour flight to ponder Parasite, IT, Kobe/Gayle/Cosby and more. Don't forget to check out my album (Big Dick Energy) and book (F*ck Your Diet) on ChloeHilliard.com

One game captured all that was wrong in this country. Chloé jumps on the mic this Monday morning with her fresh and foggy thoughts. SUPPORT! Chloé's Book: FYourDiet.com Chloe's Comedy Album: chloehilliard.com/album

This Monday morning, Chloé woke up with a word on her heart. From the loss of Kobe Bryant to the loss of her Amazon package (it was stolen!), we're talking grief and justifiable rage. Order Chloé's new book F*ck Your Diet on FYourDiet.com. Upcoming Shows: 2/7 at Dottie's in Pittsfield, MA 2/8 at Hilo in North Adams, MA 2/10 - 2/16 at Comedy Cellar Rio in Las Vegas

With the F*ck Your Diet book tour winding down, Chloé reflects on the wins and losses. A real adult moment. Thank you to Zaines Chicago, Gotham Comedy Club, Uncle Bobbie's Coffee and Book, DC Comedy Loft, Dynasty Typewriter, SF Sketchfest and More Than Words Boston. Have you written a review for FYD? Please do!

Chloe's hitting the road for the F*ck Your Diet book tour and has HUGE NEWS! Catch her at a show or book signing • 1/14 Uncle Bobbie's Bookstore ~ 7 pm (Philly) • 1/15 DC Comedy Loft ~ 7:30 pm • 1/16 Dynasty Typewriter ~ 10 pm (LA) • 1/17 Bloom and Plume Coffee ~ 2-4 pm (LA) • 1/18 San Franciso Sketchfest ~ various showtimes RSVP at www.chloehilliard.com/shows

Chloé had some things to say about the headlines or rather Black Twitter's trending topics. Visit FYourDiet.com for the latest on Chloe's BOOK TOUR. DATES DROPPING SOON (also, this video will be live on YT later this week! #multitasking)

Fresh from recording my debut comedy album (Big Dick Energy), I get a little reflecting about this interesting time in my personal and professional life. There's two months left to the decade, how are you gearing up for the next phase? Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/g8hoi7lhhoM Join my mailing list for info on my upcoming F*CK YOUR DIET book tour and comedy shows! Text FYOURDIET to 66866

Getting some things off my chest. I didn't even edit this. R.I.P. Botham Jean & Joshua Brown Live Album Taping >>> Oct 22nd comedycellar.com/reservations

Chloé f*cked up. Please forgive her. Jay-Z. NFL. Fried Chicken. Reparations. Alita. Enjoy Your Joy. Chloé's running her hour Thursday Aug 29th @ Fat Black Pussycat Lounge in NYC. Tix $10. 7pm.