This Or That | The Would You Rather Comedy Podcast

Personal grooming. It’s a necessary evil for many of us, and the advent of Brazilian waxes and manscaping has only made expectations higher. But to what lengths would the This or That Crew go in order to avoid ripping all their body hair out by the root? Have to wax off all your body hair for a full year or have both arms in a full cast for 3 months… which would you choose?

It’s happened to all of us… as we get older, our bodies start to change… and when we start getting strange feelings about that cute soccer player in math class… it’s time for The Talk. Some of us have gotten it, some have managed to dodge it, some have given it to their own kids, but this week the This or That Crew have a choice: give or receive The Talk. Be compelled to give The Talk to a stranger every day, or have an elderly person give you the talk… which would you choose?

Everyone knows that love is a battlefield… but could you fight 29 other eligible hotties for a chance with one special person? Or would you rather hunt, fish, swim and scheme your way to a million dollars? This week, the Crew discusses which they’d rather be a contestant on, The Bachelor or Survivor. Which would you choose?

Do you ever imagine spending your days with your friends, fighting enemies hell-bent on world domination? That dream can become a reality in this week’s episode. This Week the This or That Crew discusses the pros and cons of being a Transformer or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle… Which would you choose?

Who wouldn’t want to spend the evening with a super hero? Here’s your chance to hear the This or That Crew talk about what they’d expect from their dream dates with Captain America and Iron Man. Which would pull out all the stops to make sure you had a memorable night filled with romance? Which would want to skip right to bedroom shenanigans? Which would be more likely to cut out early to fight crime? Let’s find out! Which would you choose?

Who doesn’t love a birthday party? The singing, the cheers of Happy Birthday, the delicious cake. Wouldn’t it be great to celebrate every day? Not in this scenario. Today the This or That crew decides which they’d rather do: say happy birthday at the end of every sentence, or have everything they eat and drink taste like birthday cake.

In the ultimate non-sequitur, the This or That crew discusses two entirely unrelated and improbable daily discomforts. A bed filled with renewing sand, or shoes that constantly produce jelly. Which would you choose?

The This or That crew debates the advantages and disadvantages of two highly specialized and challenging modes of employment. It’s hair hair everywhere… but is it more palatable to groom cats or humans?

The This or That crew have to discuss two very embarrassing and only slightly plausible occurrences. Is it better to be surrounded by friends, family or strangers when you… spontaneously poop yourself or spontaneously lose all your clothes? Let’s find out in this would you rather!

The This or That crew has to choose an apocalypse. We visit the age old, would you rather classic zombies versus vampires debate. Are there really sexy vampire parties? Are zombies really scarier than humans? What are the socioeconomic constructs of the post-apocalyptic world?

The This or That crew discusses two (sometimes) great cinematic universes. Which movies are so bad they’re good? Which ones are just plain bad? How does Chris really feel about Ben Affleck? Batman or Superman… which would you choose in this would you rather classic?

A would you rather in which the This or That crew faces a life-changing proposition in the classic argument of looks versus intelligence. Is life as a 12 year old really as good as you remember? Is being old and wrinkly all that bad? The body of an 80 year old or the mind of a 12 year old... which would you choose?

The This or That crew discusses just how disturbing it would be having to watch their own parents copulate versus having to have their own sexual hijinks broadcast. This would you rather is the one time you may want to toss your hi-def for an old school B&W with bunny ears.

We all get a little dirty sometimes. But is there such a thing as too clean? Is Danielle's skin delicate enough to make her choose to shower only once a month? Is Chris so sweaty that he welcomes 3 showers a day? Does Joshua like to sit in his own filth? Let's find out in this week's would you rather!

The This or That crew learns where their own moral compasses point! Would you rather know whenever someone tells a lie or to always be able to get away with lying?

The This or That crew discusses the overwhelming advantages of different incurable and highly contagious afflictions. Would you rather endure the gooey stickiness of pinkeye or the creepy crawliness of head lice...? Tell us which would you choose? It’s probably not as gross as you think...

The This or That crew discusses how far they would go to be able to have a bowel movement. Is privacy more important than seeing what the hell you're doing? We'll find out in this week's would you rather!

The inaugural episode! Listen as the This or That crew debates the timeless question: would you rather be trapped in a cage with one lioness or 100 angry house cats? Learn about science in the form of Chris’s theories on toxoplasmosis and Joshua’s “reliable” strategies on how to escape an animal attack.