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Gundams! Computers! Games!  Expansion Slot is back. Brought to you by: The PC Master Race Watch the full video on Failed Initiative.comRead More →

This week’s show features Nick, Dan, and Sam as they discuss the recent rainfall of Tomahawks, being garbage people, intricacies of bathroom etiquette, and dating rituals.  Join us next week as we go through and take over each other’s Tinder/OKC profiles, and officially kick off the Fitness Initiative!Read More →

Check out FI Live every Sunday night on our Facebook page! This week Sam takes over production while Nick and Dan watch helplessly (she did really well and no one died!).  We also tackle unions, honor the Vape Nash, explore Google Doodle Haters, and if using baked goods as birth control will end with a bun in the oven.Read More →

So, I skipped a bunch of episodes but this one was super topical.  Expect the backlog to come through very soon. This week Nick went live with Katie and Mystery Guest Alex to talk about some politics, the Bronx, and the worst thing a father could say to a son.Read More →

No Stab Party, but join us in throwing some positive energy Katie’s way. She’s had a rough week ya’ll. Sam and Nick return with a new Failed Initiative!  We talk about the network, our plans, the new Patreon page (if you want to help us out), and talk about furry bits.  Also, did you know The Storymaker’s Association is back?  Head over to WeAreStorymakers.com to hear the newest story about an unsolicited dick pic. (plus, it’s performed by Sam!) Interested?  Download it now!Read More →

The Whore Count™ sits at six. Cat Fahts and Sound Boards (clip from Stab Party 16) We're basically 12.Stab Party 16 comes out tomorrow 12/15/2016, head to https://failedinitiative.com to check it out! Posted by Failed Initiative Podcast Network on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 Alijah sits in with us this week to introduce the newest show coming soon on the Failed Initiative podcast network, Meta Workshoppe.  You can check out a preview here! On this episode we discuss cats, the Chapecoense soccer team tragedy, Katie says whore a lot, RPGs, Nick gets wild with some sound effects, and stealthy friends!  We try to figure out ifRead More →

This week we go deep into fatness, food habits, and watch a few Youtube videos!  Children’s entertainment is weird. We also watched a video of some people breaking into Splish Splash–a waterpark here on Long Island–over Thanksgiving and rode their BMX bikes on all the rides.  Kinda cool! Fuck pork chops. On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed byRead More →

Kozz joins us this week from Detroit to discuss the mean streets of Copiague, dead classmates, holistic remedies, heroin and its influence here on Long Island, pottery, and what it’s like to get dropped into school without knowing the primary language.  Katie admits to maybe watching Gabe sleep?  Or at least taking selfies with his mom.  Is 7-11 safe to eat at?  Are gas station bathrooms cleaner than Stop & Shop’s? Who knows? You’ll know! But only if you tune in! On the show this week… Kozz’s Soundcloud – Fairchild586 / Millennial Construction and Design LLC Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Dan’s Twitter – MeanDanGreen Nick’sRead More →

The election is over!  Trump won. Justin was so thrilled he drove all the way down from the mountains to scream into the microphones with us.  The gang discusses voting and if the third party should be split into a third and fourth party.  If you don’t like enthusiastic discussions that kinda sound like arguing, uh, trigger warning. Recorded on 11/13/2016 (caught up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Gabe / Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designedRead More →

We went to the woods to hang with Justin!  So many Trump signs.  Though in hindsight, guess they were right. Topics this show include relationships, being rude to cities in upstate New York, negging, and not getting the hint. She don’t want to see you. Stop, chump. Recorded on 10/22/2016 On the show this week… Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed by Sam,Read More →

  Alex harasses everyone he passes on the street, which instead of dividing, actually brings the world together.  We also discuss a ton about the (then) upcoming election, getting half-way out of tickets, religious education, and we brainstorm innovative ways to carry water.  Also, Listen in for another installment of Fuck Boy Theatre! Recorded on 11/05/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech and Alex! Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. TheRead More →

The team meanders through a bucket of topics including dating, driving, dads, dribbly tips, the PervCrate we may or may not be making, and another installment of FuckBoy Theatre.  So much anxiety talk, so trigger warning?  We also found out that cats do not make good emotional support animals, and fish are allergic to air. Also people who really like Trump and money.  Like.  Why. Recorded on 10/30/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com andRead More →

Short episode this week, we talk about how awful cats are, temptations while tattooing, but most importantly we discuss the future president of the United States of America… Joe Exotic   …and we’re in love.  This and more ON STAB PARTY!   On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech   Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed by Sam, this lovely body cover keeps you decent enoughRead More →

Katie’s back!  This week we discuss Trump, Billy “I’m so Sad” Bush, TV Shows Nick doesn’t watch, Doctor Who, Wedding nightmares, Dating, and what to do when an earthquake might actually be a heart attack.   As always thanks to Sam for her music, WHICH IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW you could get right here. Thanks to this week’s sponsors: TheDailyDani.com, and a book Nick helped create, Lines Between the Stacks! Download it now    Read More →

No Katie this week, we think she got eaten by bats.  October is dangerous, man. Tonight we played a new game Cuck, Cuck, Goose!  Where we listen to quotes and have to guess if it’s a Trump supporter (Cuck) or a Goose (Goose).  We also talk about collecting cans, the iPhone, dating younger people, and the different generations. Join Gabe, Dan, Sam, and Nick on this week’s Stab Party! Also, call in and leave us a message, or a text!  We’ll read it next week. 502-FAILED-1Read More →

We’re back for a quick show!  Recorded right before Stab Party on 10/2/2016!  Dan, Sam, and Nick discuss Redditor dating, cats, having kids, trailer parks, listening to our own voices, and Ladies.  Give us a call and leave us a message/text and we’ll read it on next week’s show! 502-FAILED-1 Get itttttttttt- Download it now!Read More →

We talk about music, taxes, police, Trevor Noah, and we discuss how awful our jail system is.  We try to figure out if the US Constitution actually does anything anymore, and spend another customary half hour on injustice in America.  It’s kinda our thing now. Katie, Sam, Gabe and Nick this week in house!  Check it out-Read More →

This week everyone misses their intro cues. Katie shows off her Sith-cred, Nick abuses his new sound board, plus while at a wedding Sam got hit by flowers and an old man stuck his hand up her dress.  Donkeys, dates, dishes, and dancing! Also, this song. It’s LongRead More →

Back online after two weeks! Feels good, man. This episode we go deep in the past and discuss our wee beginnings with parents, cats, creepy gyms, and chores.  Also, 9/11 and 9/11 brand conspiracies/experiences. In-house this week is Katie, Sam, Alex, Nick, and via the magic of the internet Dan joins us a bit later. Check out the preview clip here! Nick note: I have edited this episode 3 times already.  Forgot to unmute the intro, Sorry!Read More →

I just, I don’t even know. We talk about a lot of TV, TV watching habits, and Nicktoons!  Katie learns about Google’s safesearch filter, we discuss medical price gouging and risk management!  Nick gives a lecture on how predicting which hard drives will fail is just as important as recalling defective products to save lives, Sam makes sure he knows he’s wrong.  Gabe jumps in all over the place. No trivia tonight, sorry kids!Read More →