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How-wow-wow-WOWL! What a woodsy episode! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery go through their favorite GYG book SO FAR. Follow them DEEP into the TREES...and never come OAT!

EEEK! The Terror Twins can't stop SHREEKING over this messy silly slippery story, even though pretty-much-and-next-to-nothing happens! It's Daniel's turn to choose the scares - and he does a pretty piss-poor job! And THAT'S science.

BONUS EPISODE: This one is CHOCK full of messy monsters, wild environments, and confusing scenarios that don't ACTUALLY take place within the walls of Bat Wing Hall. It drives the Terror Twins positively BATTY! Tehehehe.

Bet you can't guess what this one's about! (hint: it's about CHRISTMAS PRESENTS) It's zippy, dumb, basic, and short - but The Terror Twins also BREAK DOWN their thoughts on the WHOLE HOLIDAY collection! What's the best! What's scariest! And what's the NASTIEST!

Santa's LITTLE Helpers! Featuring a special appearance by SANTY HIMSELF. Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are positively dripping with holiday spirit! Listen to the them talk about that BAD BOY SANTA! HE NEVER LEARNS!

When I dip you dip WE dip! DOUBLE dip! This episode is about identical twins SOUND FAMILIAR? Can't believe R.L. Stine wrote an episode about the TERROR TWINS skiing on an ICE CREAM MOUNT'IN. 

Oh no! Watch out! There's a MONSTER ON THE ICE! HALP! Hurry! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are out there! They're ON THIN ICE.

Surprise! It's MARSHMALLOW SEASON or whatever. Now stick it in some HOT COCOA with that WET AND GUSHY. The Terror Twins get toasty talking 'bout 'BUMPS! And so will Y'ALL.

Jack Frost? JACK NASTY!! You guys...R.L. Stine DID NOT write this short story!! It's CHRISTMASOFFICIAL! But please oh please still listen to this episode. Matthew and Daniel absolutely pull it apart! And then KISS IT BETTER.

This is the best Goosebumps short story! HANDS DOWN, deep in the snow! Listen to Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery READ THE WHOLE SHORT THING, would you? Pretty BITTY please with CHRISTMAS TREEZE!

Oooooh, y'all. Daniel's got a SNEAKING suspicion about this short story! And he'll be DAMNED if he's not right! Listen to the icy hot TEA! And check out the SEXY FRENCH cover, Le Vampire DE GLACE! JUST GOOGLE IT, BITCH

This episode is totally NUTS! And it's the ooongest one yet. Listen to the TERROR TWINS, Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery, talk about the BALLet in their green TAFFETA DRESSES. 

You better don't!! 

BONUS EPISODE: TikTok UR DEAD! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery give THEMSELVES Goosebumps - well, sorta! Matthew reads as Daniel decides: will he die along the way? Probably! This one's about TIME travel and about an annoying little red-headed kid. DRINK!

Things get wacky - and WHACKY - when crazy ol' lunch lady CHOP SUEY starts to stalk and CHOP the kids at Mill Road School. Get into it! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY!

Bonnie Sue Bowers. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

What do you think this episode about? Shana gets STUCKIN1957. French tip, lipstick, painted on! YOUWEARITWELL Value sure suits YOU-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! This episode is all about having PERFECT HAIR and the terrible fear of BAD BANGS - something we can ALL relate to-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOH! 

LUNCHTIME! Sweet little MATT gets BOXED in by a bunch of hungry little monsters wanting to gobble it all up. Sounds like my love life! (I'M KIDDING! I'm very much alone!) Make yourself a PB&J and listen to this nasty little surprise of an episode. Tehehe!

BONUS EPISODE: There's some HORRORS in this house! Matthew and Daniel GIVE THEMSELVES GOOSEBUMPS - live! Matthew chooses the scares - and see how far he makes it inside this CARNIVAL of WHORES! (Spoiler alert: NOT FAR!) Special appearances by Slappy and the DOOM SLIDE. 

This is the one Goosebumps story that R.L. Stine DIDN'T WRITE. Can you believe it? Matthew and Daniel GET INTO IT. And talk about how they won the spelling bee!! I said BRR it's COLD in here! There must be some TOROS in the ATMOSPHERE.