Goosebumps: Welcome To Deadcast

You have your friends? And then you have your BEST FRIENDS! This story is VERY short, and not that scary, bitch!

Oh no! Strange lights in the woods near GREAT AUNT ABIGAIL'S house!? And she be acting funny too! Her PEANUT FUDGIES taste a little funny! And why is MUTTSTER barking so much? Why did LUCY's parents have to go to ASIA for 6 weeks? We'll NEVER know! Have a great summer! K.I.T. - The Terror Twins

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are twins who A) can't stand children B) love the piss out of Goosebumps C) have a tendency to get nasty or D) ALL OF THE ABOVE? The Terror Twins give you a PEAS OF THEIR MIND about EVIL BABY SHORT STORY and FOX KIDS TV EPISODE Strained Peas. Now will that BABY STOP SCREAMEENG? We need PEAS AND QUIET!

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Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery bring you the first in a series of SHORT 'N SWEET SCREAMS!!! (Beginning with The House of No Return - and the corresponding FOX KIDS TV episode) After GOOSEBUMPS, R.L. brought us TALES to Give You Goosebumps (10 shorty screamers!) JOIN THE DANGER CLUB! Get nasty! Get all KINDS of nasty!!