Matt Stooks

KMBC 9 News did a robbery story last night.  The police said the suspect was carrying “a man purse.” Congratulations man purse, you’ve made it a long way. Flashback: Man purse in the Sauna (5:50 mp3)

(3:28 mp3) Taco Bell in the Target Store

(7:25 mp3) John McCain blows at speaking good

It took me forever to find audio of Jose Guillen going off on his teammates, so I thought you might like to hear it. Guillen Outburst Tirade Explosion Cursing And Sounding All Around Upset (1:10 mp3)

From the Justin Carson days of Stooks in the Morning: (2:51 mp3) Viagra for Women

(2:21 mp3) May the 4th be with you Thanks to Chris Casey for the reminder.

Selling kidneys on Swap Shop (3:53 mp3)

Note: Lots more words in this post than you’re used to. Don’t worry. I’ll give you a podcast version so you can rest your eyes, if need be. mp3 file (4:06) We wanted to try something new Saturday night. We decided on the Kansas City Power and Light District. Fearful of tight parking, we chose… Read the full article

In this quick podcast, I address an interesting trait of people with terrible laughs. mp3 file (0:35)

In the second part of my conversation with Ian Guerin (part one here), we debate the pros and cons of eating at Sonic. We also address Waffle House vs IHOP. mp3 file (16:38) The awkward carhop is the most deserving of a tip

Ian Guerin stops by for a podcast. Topics include: 1. The effect 25 cent PBR draws have on tipping. 2. Do restaurants spit in your food? We came up with a bit more material than I expected, so this is just a part of the conversation.  I’ll post the rest later. mp3 file (14:52)

I sat through way too much crappy late night television last night to put a podcast together.  Included are some clips and my brilliant commentary. 12:00 mp3 

Flashback: How to get rid of a leachy ex (2:39 mp3)

Today, we revisit a collect call from Nancy Kerrigan. MP3 File (0:41)

(1:54 podcast) The High Lady called and left a voicemail. I’ve had a bad habit of not logging on to my phone system. After missing this classic High Lady call, I’ll do better on that. The number is 785.727.2291, and you can see if I’m available on the right column of the homepage. It’s been… Read the full article

The Sasquatch returns in “Sasquatch Back to School II.” Sick of listening to your professor or boss? Then you need the Bose Ear Buds.

Here’s a fun little diddy we did, called “Sasquatch Back To School.”

We do a segment on the show every day called “The Stooksoscope.” It’s like a horoscope, but with my name inserted and some of the stars advice slightly altered. Here’s today’s for Taurus: The fear is far more intimidating than the task itself. Tackle this job, and you’ll find that it’s easier than you would’ve… Read the full article