Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Still in Montreal.2- Still Hot in England.3- I’m dumb and I’m a role model.4- Walgreens is not a church.5- Chappelle banned but we still sell tickets6- Bruce’s Beach is once again Bruce’s Beach.

1- It's not a baseball catcher2- It's not a Proud Boys supporter3- It's not slavery denial (though that's close)4- No, my fetus is a passenger (Great Argument)5- It's denial that a 10 year old was raped. DING DING DING. You win, Ohio Garbage People.6- With a touch of Herschel stupid thrown in.

1- Highland Park Massacre2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.5- Free Brittney Griner6- Tiara Mack twerks Ted Cruz Shoots. Which is Obscene?7- David “Santa “ Riddell arrested for protesting regulations that don’t exist. You’ve been naughty, Santa.

1- It all started in San Francisco...2- Who’s Line Is It? He improv'ed learning improv.3- England to unapologetic4 - The Art of Teaching5- 30 years and it’s still guns and abortion6- Dick Cheney and the Good Ole Days7- Vote, read, and VOTE8- The Good News Is...

1- Jan 6 hearings for entertainment only2- Yeah but what if it's a Muslim school?3- He took the day off4- Grab your gun. The Court has spoken.5- No ethics rules. Why? They’re Supreme.6- Plenty of bad cops to go around7- I mean, it wasn’t a dog. Let's play some football.

1- I want to watch some perp walkin'.2- But it's just a loan3- I don’t have water. How about some gas?4- Patriots in a Uhaul? Lock 'em up.5- Young White Males6- Criminal profits, oh, I mean gas prices.

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Welcome comic, host, actress, and now EMT: Crystal Marie!

1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men4- It's not a difficult issue, it's F**KIN RAPE.5- Uh... your neighbors joined the protest.6- Thank you, Ms. Psaki, you’re better than them to the very end.7- I’m Sean Hannity and I’m a coward. I endorse this message.8- Airlines are Assholes9- Everyone is better than elected representatives

1- CHAPPELLE ATTACKED. Going to have to add selfdefense and security to services2- Helping comics financially, physically, & mentally3- Carneys get unemployment, so should we.4- Comics are generous to our own. We need you too.5- Golf tournament & Basketball Game6- Donate. Text Laugh to 707070comedygivesback.com7- you might work alone you don’t have to be alone

1- Glad he didn't give up2- Does art imitate life? Nah.3- Free Speech? Time will tell..4- Get rid of them angry followers5- The Oscars? Pass.6- Comedy and emotion7- The best compliments come from both sides8- Old Dad

1- NYC2- Masks? We were kidding. You’re fine.3- Morning news. Morning bad news.4- Execution: Texas-style5- Marriage if church and state by the courts6- Hey, China. We’re banning math books.7- Teach my child? I’ll sue.8- Tucker says burn your balls into manhood

1- No, Tucker, a black mass shooter doesn’t make it okay.2- Ghost guns are still guns3- Stop those trucks4- 10000 Ukrainians walk into a bar...5- Inflation is rough all over6- Corrupt and Stupid7- It IS okay to be a Unicorn

1- I started with Hannibal2- Talk radio: a great job for the 80’s3- Slap heard round the world4- Black Lives Houses seem to matter5- Men go to any lengths to find the Creepy

1- Can’t talk about Fox News2- Cant talk about Apple3- Chris Rock and Will Smith.

1- Best Tweet Ever2- The Chairman calls the idiot from Tennessee.3- Don't you know who I am?! Unfortunately, we do.4- Why are Conservatives angry?5- Mrs. Harris, will you be the deciding vote?

1- From Snoop to Martha To Nikki to George... He writes the funny.2- How do you get Cloris Leachman to work dirty?3- Finding the funny for them4- Boston, NY, LA5- TV in the middle6- Leaded Gas7- The good news is…

1- Guest Guy Torry2- Phat Tuesday: The Place to Be3- Good to be naive4- Acting with the dark side of comedy5- Doin' Life6- Looking back and soaking it up7- Country Music Awards?

1- Putin over Biden? Don’t tell Reagan2- Freedom to deny Freedom3- Shipping and handling definitely cost extra4- I’m going to Disneyland5- EATING SALAD DRUNK by GABE HENRY and us comics

1- Sweet Taste of Urine2- Navy Lieutenant surrenders to second grade3- What’s my Name?4- Funniest Dad5- She’s checking her phone6- The Parents Lounge7- Thanks for a sense of wonder