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Palin brings a flask to her Trump endorsement speech, the FBI tells MLK Jr. to off himself, McDonald’s drizzles chocolate on their fries, and Dave Markowski of the Super Hero Speak podcast tells tales of hemophiliac and Asian-American superheroes.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Whitesboro residents vote to keep a racist town emblem, Mike hypnotizes people with vitamin C pills, Justin encounters an exhibitionist in Tennessee, and Scientia Perceptum explains the one mutation that led to all plant and animal life.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Hasbro forgets about Rey, Netflix promises more Arrested Development, breadfacing is a thing, our producer Corey explains why right-wing cowboys have taken over a wildlife refugee, and Peter Prosol convinces Justin to take an ice-cold shower.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

George Lucas doesn’t like the new Star Wars, straight white people get a dating site, Mike says nice things about Mormonism, vagina speakers are now a thing and Cato Institute’s Matthew Feeney comments on policing in America.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Austin Baird runs 100 miles, Rand Paul celebrates Festivus, Cards Against Humanity celebrates Hanukkah, college students engage in cafeteria self-parody (à la James O’Keefe), Mike argues about ghosts, and other Yuletide tales.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

A superfluous apostrophe makes Clinton look like a Trump supporter, Mike shoots a BB gun at his neighbor’s house, Merriam Webster apes OED’s style and Dr. Kyle Welch of George Washington University discusses Martin Shkreli, the most hated man on the Internet.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Mike’s colleague hates the taste of water in the desert, famous people trash Trump, slacktivism may be worthwhile and Thomas Wirthlin McConkie fulfills his dharmic duty by discussing mindfulness.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Walmart leaves a marine stranded in the cold, Mike gets shouted at for gathering petitions against Obamacare, Eric Montgomery schools us on the nuances of gun control, Mike gets mugged in Brooklyn and Justin recommends caution when ordering chocolate shakes after midnight.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.  

Mike bans “hip hip hooray” from his household, Phuc Dat Bich is a liar, Mike used to live with a porn star*, Justin tries to summon Bloody Mary, and other Thanksgiving stories.   Full show notes on our Facebook page. *Before she became a porn star.

Cato Institute’s Emily Ekins weighs in on microaggressions, Mike kisses a man on the mouth, Justin and Mike speak Mandarin and International Rescue Committee volunteer Claire Peterson shares her thoughts on refugees and xenophobia.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Mike doesn’t put a flag on his facebook photo, children can’t be NBA players, Trump steps away from the lectern, Yale students lose their shorts over an email and Starbucks takes the Christ out of coffee cups.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.

Vitamin C doesn’t help you get over a cold, Ben Carson can’t get the job done, Mike gets punched by a protestor and Mormons escalate the war against gay marriage.   Full show notes on our Facebook page.