Ready Set Blow Podcast With Chase Abel And Randy V

Comedian David Hahn joins Randy in studio for his first appearance on the podcast. Randy opens the show by asking Dave if female celebrities get a lot of sexual attention from men because of their fame. This leads to the boys having a conversation about crazy plastic surgery in LA. They move on to have a wildly ignorant discussion about the gender pay gap. David talks about stereotypes, particularly those in the Asian community. The boys shift gears and talk about white collar crime in finance and the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank. Randy asks Dave about his day job doing home inspections. Randy asks Dave what it’s like being a conservative Asian man in liberal LA. They close with the news - a Florida principle was fired for showing students Michelangelo’s David and scientists successfully mated 2 male mice.   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:  @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcas

Randy and Chase are back in studio in Boston for a special Ready Set Blow / Cut 2 the Chase Swapcast. The boys open the show talking about hard work and people's values vs. their skills. Chase asks Randy about electric cars and questioning group-think. Randy brings up the story about the former Marine who choked out a deranged homeless man on a NYC subway. Chase reminisces about the days when having "no comment" on a topic was OK. They fellas revisit the time Chase lived in a storage facility. Randy discusses how people only put the best version of themselves on social media. They move on to talk about which celebrities could survive a twitter cancellation. Chase closes the show by asking Randy how he feels about LA after having lived there for over 3 years now.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod  YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy  

Comedian Anthony Stiriti joins Randy for his first appearance on the podcast. Anthony opens the show explaining how he grew up in both the Bay Area and Rome, Italy. Randy talks about the experience he had living in Boston. The boys discuss their similar stories being raised in the Catholic Church. They move on to talk about the difference between women on the east coast and west coast. They close out the show with the news - an OnlyFans model tries to honey trap NFL draft picks, oral sex is leading to an increase in throat cancer, and french fries may lead to depression. Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy 

Randy welcomes podcast-regular Xander Beltran back to the show. They open the show with inappropriate Bill Cosby jokes. The boys move on and Randy asks Xander if he’d rather be Black or Asian. Randy talks about the overuse of the label “nerd”. Randy tells the story about getting in trouble in grade school for a creative writing assignment. This leads to a conversation about teachers they actually respected growing up. Xander talks about people who say they’re your “best friend” when you don’t see that person that way. The guys shift gears and talk about getting out of the “friend zone”. Xander asks Randy what the most petty the thing he has broken up with a woman for. They close with the news - A porn star who thinks doing adult films is her calling, a plus-size woman who thinks airlines should give obese people free seats, and men exaggerate the size of their penis by 20% on average. Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media:  Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readyse

Randy had the hilarious Jeff Zenisek back for a fresh “Ask Me Anything” episode of the podcast. They open up talking about old p*rn movies and comments on p*rn sites. Jeff complains about park rangers having to pay to camp outdoors. The boys touch on the recent Bud Light trans controversy. In the name of gender equality, they try to figure out a way to make a glory hole for women. The guys answer YOUR questions - What is one thing you won’t do sexually? What is your body count? Would you kiss a woman after a BJ? Would you circumcise your son? How does a girl get over a “f*ck boy”? And is polyamory a legit relationship status?   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod  YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   @TooWokeBoys   @JeffZenisek  

Comedian Darius Bennett stops by the podcast this week. The boys open the show talking about motivation to stay in shape. Randy asks Darius about the cultural differences as it relates to grooming in the black community. The fellas talk about how ridiculous engagement rings are. Randy and Darius discuss the pros and cons of dating older women. Randy then asks Darius about getting passed as a paid regular at the Comedy Store. Darius shares how much having his daughter has changed his life. They boys have a conversation about when its OK for a guy to cry. They close with the news - a soccer star gets around paying a divorce settlement, a guy went insane setting the record for consecutive hours without sleep, and Utah is trying to ban social media use for kids.     Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valeri

Randy welcomes comedian Chris Cope back to the show. Randy opens up asking Chris about performing on cruise ships. It’s tax season and the boys talk about how to avoid paying their fair share. They move on to talk about the wild story of the Dalai Lama asking to suck a kids tongue. This leads to a broader conversation about organized religion preying upon vulnerable people. Chris talks a little bit about the pimp game. Randy ask Chris for some good Florida stories. They close with the news - A man broke his penis performing the most dangerous sexual position, and a sperm donor is being sued for fathering too many children.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes comedian Michael Lenoci to the show. The open the show talking about building their own audience as comics. The address the smell of human poop in the studio. Mike talks about getting older and moving to the burbs. The boys shift gears and talk about the recent mass shootings and gun control. Randy gives Mike a little homemade quiz to find out how “Hollywood” he is after living in LA for 13 years. They move on and talk about doing crowd work at comedy shows. They close with the news - Women can get blue balls, a TSA agent hit a trans woman in the balls, a news anchor got fired for quoting Snoop Dogg, and a woman has 2 vaginas…one for her husband and one for her OnlyFans.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @michaellenoci @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @michaellenoci @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @michaellenoci @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes Xander Beltran back to the show. They open the podcast talking about how hard it is asking your friends for help. This leads to a conversation about holding grudges and vendettas. Xander calls out the whole fake LA friends thing. The guys move on to discuss the American dream, white privilege, or lack thereof. They talk about being famous vs. being rich. Randy asks Xander about his talking in his sleep. Xander talks about getting in touch with your feelings as you age. The boys get into a discussion about being truly sober. They close with the news - Idaho brings back firing squads, gym bros are eating dog food for protein, and a giant seaweed blob is set to hit Florida    Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy  FB: facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy sits down with Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, co-hosts of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast. They open the show talking about names used in the bedroom. Randy asks the ladies if guys talk themselves out of sex. The gang discusses how everyone can be bought for a price. Randy is curious as to the popularity of of butt play. They all discuss their love of podcasting. The ladies ask a strange question - do you look like a fish, bug or alien? Randy starts a convo on the new drugs that are coming out. They talk about the explosion in popularity of porn. The gang gets into a deeper discussion about the difficulties of life and not quitting. They all close the show sharing stories of time they realized they’re turning into their parents.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs  Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast @2girls1bluntpod Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube: @readysetblowpodcast @randyvaleriocomedy @2girls1bluntpodcast FB:

Jeff Zenisek joins Randy back in studio for a special recording on International Women’s day. Randy opens the show asking Jeff about his Too Woke Boys videos. The fellas move on to talk about what about women annoys them the most. Jeff tells Randy about how bad his diet was as a kid. The boys mock “content creators”. Randy shares the stats from a website that show how hard it is to find the “ideal man”. Jeff talks about working at Hollywood Video as a teenager. Randy and Jeff share some strip club stories. They close with the news - A mom hosted teenage parties at her house, an NYC hedge fund manager was extorted by his therapist for “mistress money”, and Trans-abled people are identifying as disabled when they’re not.    Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy    FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes his hilarious buddy Drew Dunn to the show. They open up talking about the grind of working the road. Randy wonders aloud when the butt stuff trend started. Drew and Randy reminisce about doing the long drive from the northeast to Florida on family vacations. The guys also share their first open mic stories at the infamous Middle East in Boston. Drew discusses his move to NYC. Randy asks Drew if he’s had any good New York stories. Drew talks about keeping his big check from winning a comedy festival. They close with the news - the “Borg” TikTok booze trend, NPS days don’t push a slower friend down when there’s a bear attack, a bride catches her husband getting breastfed by his mom on the wedding day.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy    FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes his good buddy Eric Rocha back to the show. Randy dives right in and asks Eric about dating twinks. The fellas then jump into a discussion about how often people hate their significant others friends. Eric talks about going out in West Hollywood with Randy. They move on to discuss performing for black audiences. Randy brings up his marketing idea for the LGBTQ community. The boys dunk on the Kennedy family a little bit. This turns into a conversation about the presidency in general. They close with the news - a new machine lets you make out with your long distance partner, Chinese companies are having men model women’s lingerie, a family raised a bear for 2 years thinking it was a dog, and scientists plan to bring back the wooly mammoth Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy  FB: facebook.com/randy.

Randy welcomes the hilarious and talented Justin Elliott to the show with a little gift for Black History Month. The boys talk about going out after road gigs. Justin talks about sitting courtside at Lakers games. Randy starts a convo about white folks taking crazy drugs. The fellas move on to discuss getting their news thru internet memes. Randy brings up the Supreme Court’s pending decision on internet liability. Justin talks about learning to use chopsticks. The guys each share a story about dating women with cats. They close with the news - a woman’s BBL rotted her butt cheek, Meta is allowing users to pay for verification, and is having sex technically exercise.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

The boys are back and answering listener questions, including - What's the corniest Valentine's gift you ever gave someone? Do you think we'll ever have an encounter with aliens? Who do you think is on the Epstein Island list? Have you ever said "I love you" during sex? How old is "old"? And if you could bang any food, which food would you bang?   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777  

Chase Abel makes his triumphant return to the show! In part 1 of this two-parter, the boys kick off by talking about the Super Bowl and the halftime show. Randy tells Chase about his trip to Phoenix and the Waste Management Open. They discuss a more serious topic and Randy gets Chase’s take on the Tyre Nichols Memphis Police scandal. Chase tries to start a rumor. Randy wonders what percentage of the time people are telling lies. The boys shift gears and talk about modern day dowries. They close with the news - a school bans Valentine’s Day cards after a 6 year old said he would “plough” his teacher, the percentage of unmarried people without kids have almost tripled since 1960, and a restaurant in NJ banned kids.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes Xander Beltran back to the show by immediately breaking his balls. The boys talk about dad bods and letting yourself go when you’re in a relationship. Randy wonders aloud about the statistics behind dating apps. Xander explains the benefit of using a shoelace as a belt. They move on and discuss the ChatCPT phenomenon. Randy asks who has a more loyal fanbase - Taylor Swift or Donald Trump? They close with the news - a guy sues a woman for $2 million for friend-zoning him, a woman paid $10K to restore her virginity, and a woman stuffed her boyfriend in a piece of luggage an suffocated him.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube:  @readysetblowpodcast   @randyvaleriocomedy   FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is back with the always amazing Audrey Stewart. Audrey opens up telling Randy about her kickball injury. They move on to talk about Audrey’s current dating status and what kind of men she is looking for. Audrey is stunned to learn Randy went to Brown University on a full academic scholarship. Randy proposes a mushroom trip in the desert with just comedians. Randy talks about turning 40 this year. They close with the news - a female cop who was fire for having sex with multiple coworkers on the job and a woman who married her duvet   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube: @readysetblowpodcast  FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy sits down with adult entertainer and podcaster Domo Monster, a.k.a. Onyx Muse. They open up the show discussing how OnlyFans has changed the porn game. Randy asks Domo about the impact working in the adult entertainment industry has on your family. Domo talks about the art of the hustle when working as an exotic dancer. Randy digs in and asks what it’s like to be a dominatrix and the “Findom” niche. Domo talks about some of the business pitfalls that women may fall into in the adult entertainment industry. They close the show talking about ball busting...literally.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast @domomonster7 Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube: @readysetblowpodcast @randyvalerio FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy has the very funny Janelle Draper back on the show. They open up talking about Janelle’s favorite topic - guy's balls. Randy talks about how mean his “inside voice” is. They move on and have a long discussion about the land mines women have to avoid in comedy. Janelle gives Randy an update on her dating life, in particular what it’s like to date a younger man. The crew closes the show discussing an article on the top reasons couples breakup..    Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube: @readysetblowpodcast  FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777