Ready Set Blow Podcast With Chase Abel And Randy V

Randy is joined by podcast-favorite Lizzy Weisman. Lizzy opens up talking about the whole process of freezing her eggs. Randy asks Lizzy if women have interesting and deep conversations, because he’s never overheard one between them. The move on to talk about the trappings of fame. Lizzy tells the tale of going on a date with the guy who invented revenge porn. The somehow move on to talk about getting old what happens when you die. Randy ponders dating conjoined twins. They close with the news - Women have 3 types of orgasm, getting a DUI on a scooter at Walmart, and anal sex is exploding in popularity.    Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy YouTube: @readysetblowpodcast  FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Comedian and Marine vet, Bryson Banks joins Randy in studio. Randy opens the show by telling the story about the time a monkey stole his shades. Bryson talks about growing up as and getting into trouble in a small town in Oklahoma. Randy asks Bryson how his motivation to join the Marines and become a sniper. Bryson talks about the transition back into society after a depolyment. Randy gets into the weeds about sniper training. The boys close with the news - a elderly woman has a giant penis erected at her gravesite and a man cancelled a woman's flight to visit him because she wouldn't have sex with him.   Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy sits down with the multi-talented Emily Browning. They open the show talking about teacher pay. Emily moves on to discuss dating older people. The two jump into the deep end and have a lengthy conversation about meeting people on fetish sites and being in open relationships. Randy theorizes that dumb people are happier. Randy asks Emily about being raised very religious. Emily closes the show trying to convince Randy to get involved on TikTok.   Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes Miami’s-own Ricky Cruz to the show. They kick off the show talking about getting high in the morning. The fellas discuss the difference between Cubans and other hispanics. Randy ask Ricky about his experience working as a high school teacher. The boys get nostalgic about their time in college. They move on and  talk about colonizing space. Ricky tells tales of his time living in LA and partying with Joey Diaz and Ralph May. Randy asks Ricky about his time working as a professional clown. They close with the news - A woman who showers only once every 10 days and a Chick-fil-A franchise is paying volunteers in chicken sandwiches   Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is joined in the new studio by his buddy Nathan Loe. They jump in the deep end and start the show talking about the afterlife. Nathan talks about the wild shows he does at desert raves and Accidental Chaos. The boys talk about douchey crypto dudes. Nathan tells the story of Randy trading his neighbor a Dr. Pepper for free access to her OnlyFans account. They somehow get around to talking about breast milk and sperm banks. Randy asks Nathan about dating in LA. The fellas touch on existential dread before they close with the news - A preacher gets robbed for $1mm in jewelry during Sunday service and Subway is giving out free sandwiches for life if you get a footling tattoo   Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy records a special vacation episdoe with his brother, Gee Dubs. They open the show talking about taking government money. Randy asks Jess about what its like being in a labor union. The brothers move on to talk about criminal justice and the death penalty. Randy brings up the difference of accountability between men and women. Gee talks about the process of making his latest album and Randy compares that to coming up with comedy material. The boys compare the homeless in NYC to LA. They discuss the new gaming world and the metaverse. The fellas close with the news - parents who swing when their kids are at camp, Ricky Martin’s incest charges, and a Florida disabled woman who sued Southwest for falling out of her wheelchair.    Be sure to check out Gee Dubs new album "The Most Gifted" dropping soon on all music platorms and follow him @geedubs and @giftedhoods   Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikT

Randy catches up with his old pal Handren Seavey. They open the show catching up on all that has transpired since they sat down at the beginning of the year, including the overturning of Roe v. Wade and the collapse of the crypto market. Randy asks Handren if he’s taken his daughter to Drag Queen Story Time. Handren talks about the time he went to bible camp as a kid. The boys somehow get into a discussion about intra-continental racism. They close with the news - Putin is pissed his girl is pregnant again, and a woman is making $12K a month from a feeder fetish   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes the very talented Janelle Draper to the show. They kick off the show with some Snoop Dogg rosé. Randy tells Janelle about his days as a yuppie in Boston. The two discuss their favorite swear words. Randy brings up a news story about a pest control company paying people to put roaches in their homes. Janelle talks about going to a live Bumble meetup. Randy tells the tale of the time he went on Grouper dates. The two talk about life’s regrets. The pair talk about their first loves. They shift gears big time and discuss the loss of loved ones. Janelle closes the show sharing her love of men’s balls.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy sits down in studio with the hilarious Joe Bartnick. The fellas open the show trashing the airlines. Randy asks Joe about the myriad of jobs before he landed in comedy.  They move on to discuss how impractical flip flops are. Joe talks about taping his latest special. The boys tell some fun stories from doing the road. They close the show with the news - A couple who perform on OnlyFans finds out they may be related, Lizzy gets in trouble for her lyrics, and an article about “Soft Swinging”.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy chops it up on Father’s Day with Willie Simon, the next young superstar you haven’t heard of yet. They open the show discussing their relationships with their dads. Willie brings up their mutual love of organized crime and Randy’s potential as a gangster. Randy asks Willie about growing up in Hawaii. The boys move on to discuss the mentality of growing up poor. They breakdown how fathers parent sons and daughters differently.  The fellas share their worst stories about bombing on stage. They close with the news - a woman wins a lawsuit against GEICO for getting an STD in a car, a lady is eaten by her 22 cats, and a woman goes viral because her boyfriend didn’t buy her a plane ticket.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is back in studio with the great Jeff Dye for another "Ask Me Anything" episode where they answer your questions. The boys cover questions including - Thoughts on the Johnny Depp verdict? What should we do about gun control? A listener needs advice on why her man won't cum, How much would someone have to pay you to bang Hillary Clinton? Would you date a woman with kids? Who is your dream podcast guest? Besides looks, what do guys look for in girls? What's your best pickup line? What's the craziest DM you've ever received, and more!   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is back in studio with the hilarious Lizzy Weisman. They open the show talking about making money from people’s kinks. Lizzy talks about how she met her boyfriend and being in a new relationship. They move on to somehow discuss hooking up with a def person. Randy asks Lizzy about growing up in LA. Lizzy discusses her inappropriate dirty talk in the bedroom. Randy tells Lizzy about the marriage he walked away from. They close the show talking about having kids and Lizzy freezing her eggs.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes his old buddy Brian Glowacki back to the show. Randy opens the episode asking Brian about his upcoming show headlining the Wilbur Theater this Saturday June 4th. This leads to a discussion of “competition” in comedy. Brian talks about his increased paranoia about the collapse of civilization. The guys move on to discuss the broken political discourse in the US. Brian discusses experience using mushrooms to address chronic headaches. They close with a quick news story about alien civilizations before Brian’s kids get home from school   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy sits down in studio with his boy at Zach Lord. They open the show talking about sports gambling. Zach moves on to talk about jewish culture and holocaust denial jokes. Randy asks Zach about his favorite conspiracy theories. The guys discuss their shared love of Nick Cage. The fellas close with the news - a woman got dumped for having hairy armpits and a new teacher-student sex scandal.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy records a late night zoom session with Corey Rodrigues this week. They open the show talking about doing comedy for kids. This leads to convo about how they were raised vs. kids today. They switch gears and talk about advocating for yourself when ordering food. Randy asks Corey about the hell gigs he’s done. The boys talk about  the recent attacks on comedians and not losing your cool. The guys move on and discuss double standards. They close with the news - 25 is the optimal age to have kids and a woman with 2 fully working vaginas.    Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is in studio with fellow Queens native Gary Leli. Gary opens the show gushing about his track suit and gorgeous hair. The boys talk about fitting into LA as a New Yorker. Gary reminisces about school lunch. They move on and talk about going to the beach in NYC. The boys touch on the homeless situation before they close with the news - Humor is reportedly women’s biggest turn on and a Vegas company is offering a 3-day orgy with 100 prostitutes    Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy welcomes the great Shyam Subramanian to the show. They open the show talking about the overturning of Roe v. Wade. Shyam talks about his experiences visiting India. They move on to discuss Shyam’s very pro-Trump father.  Randy starts a conversation on gender dynamics. The fellas close with the news - a woman gives her dates IQ tests, a woman blows 2 cops to get out of trouble, penis size across 86 countries, and a man grew a new penis on his arm   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy sits down in studio with his buddy Chris Cope this week. Randy digs deep into Chris’ past working at a Florida backcountry porn shop. Chris describes the correct construction of glory holes. The boys move on to talk about paying off law enforcement with sex toys. Chris goes on a rant about people giving him health tips. The fellas  close the show talking about their mutual love of 80s action movies.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is back in studio with the hilarious Jeff Zenisek. The guys open the show discussing Randy’s lack of skills. Jeff trashes the tiny house movement. Jeff breaks down his growing movement to bring down the nerds.  They close with the news - a trans inmate impregnates 2 other prisoners, Elon’s bid to buy Twitter, and a guy won a court settlement because he didn’t want happy birthday to him.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777

Randy is in studio with fellow comic Jeremy Scippio. Jeremy opens the show talking about growing up as the last of 12 kids. The boys talk about how streaming services just want your data. Jeremy digs into taxes and the military industrial complex. The fellas touch on Will Smith and the culture wars before they close with the news - The G-spot is now 5 zones and Congress is looking to decriminalize cannabis, but Joe Biden still opposes.   Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast FB:  facebook.com/randy.valerio.777