Border Boss

This episode we come to an accord about the greatest fictional fast food situations in all of western and non-western civilization, so basically all of civilization.

A star studded BONANZA - All Holes Filled 11 is an All Guest Grand Buffet. Shelby from Illogical Contraption (RIP) puts Joy Division "Unknown Pleasures" in one hole while JB from Hardway puts Today is the Day "In The Eyes of God" in another... but that's not all... Sara from Illogical Contraption (RIP) and Como Se Hacen fills up with Sunny Day Real Estate "Diary" and Kevin from Junk Food Dinner devours Ink & Dagger "Drive This 7 Inch Wooden Stake Through My Philadelphia Heart"

Maybe the last ever episode of Border Boss because we both had Beefers and don't need this hassle anymore. Plus Action Burger and Slobby's World chat.

Big Big Episode TEN of All Holes Filled. This week we only do records about birth. Lana Del Rey - Born To Die; Leeway - Born To Expire; THE BOSS Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA; Cold World - Dedicated To the Babies Who Came Feet First

This week we discuss seafood, gold, trains, and all the elegance of a past we never experienced along with the musky odor of cool dude brands with jokes on twitter. Who knew we'd live to see 40?

Mike and Scot rise to a listener challenge and become overnight experts on Japanese hardcore featuring G.I.S.M, Bastard and completely non-hardcore sidelines from Flipper's Guitar and totally not even Japanese band Sparks. What? Fine.

Exactly one slim day too late to help you out, we dig into the current state of taco and fast food merch websites including some tasty drama in the Del Taco hellworld. Happy Holidays from Border Boss & Friends!

Mike and Scot discuss every possible genre. No other genres are around. We cover country, industrial, punk, and something like metal. That's all of them! This Episode features The Replacements "Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash", Skinny Puppy "Too Dark Park", Johnny Cashn "American Recordings" and Body Count "Body Count". This is the only time we will ever discuss an artist's 81st album. Pretty sure.

We bring in very special guest Taco Bell booth-owner Zachariah to usher in the holiday season even though we never discuss anything holiday related. Congratulations to @retrofoodghoul Mike for getting INTERNATIONAL COVERAGE.

This week we discuss sexy albums from Trapped Under Ice, the Mevins, a VERY sexy album from Suede, and a less sexy album from Captain Beefheart who seems like he probably smells bad and that's not my lane.

The only place on the entire internet where you can currently hear the entire BALLAD OF LUKE in full. We discuss Mike's dawning collection plus how gross and sleazy it was to be vegetarian and/or broke and/or cheap in the 90s.

We discuss sketchy lyrics for a minute before delving into King Crimson "Court of the Crimson King", Dinosaur Jr "You're Living all Over Me", Bold "Speak Out" and cruise out into the void with Sunn 0))) "Monoliths and Dimensions"

Border Boss plays dress-up for samhain and combats the war on halloween by gathering around a warm fire of old halloween food and snack commercials. No candy reviews because that is amateur shit.

Mike and Scot circle back around in life to figure out if the Sonics "Here Are The Sonics" is seminal enough, if Path Of Resistance "Who Dares Wins" is moshy enough, whether Cradle of Filth "Dusk and Her Embrace" is extreme enough and whether Belle and Sebastian "If You're Feeling Sinister" is soft and sensual enough.

We dissect stereotypes of taco consumers and influencers while completely forgetting to celebrate international taco day.

This week we delight in devouring the bones of Coil, Madness, Queensryche, and Into Another. Mike gets REAL with a listener and Scot gets REAL DUMB about history.

Mike makes tons of money the hard way plus muy internacional McDonald's and some hot chat about feeding the beat and road dogging.

Mike and Scot flush away our remaining listeners by tackling 4 important albums that we aren't equipped to understand as old dying men - Pixes Doolittle, Pavement Crooked Rain Crooked Rain, Lifetime Jersey's Best Dancers, Cro-Mags The Age of Quarrel. Relax, man... we know. Trust me we know.

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NEW THING - Every other week until we are bored or overwhelmed with public outcry, we are gonna talk about 4 records. Who cares? This week, Code Orange, Marilyn Manson, Poison The Well and MERCYFUL FATE.