Border Boss

The only place on the entire internet where you can currently hear the entire BALLAD OF LUKE in full. We discuss Mike's dawning collection plus how gross and sleazy it was to be vegetarian and/or broke and/or cheap in the 90s.

We discuss sketchy lyrics for a minute before delving into King Crimson "Court of the Crimson King", Dinosaur Jr "You're Living all Over Me", Bold "Speak Out" and cruise out into the void with Sunn 0))) "Monoliths and Dimensions"

Border Boss plays dress-up for samhain and combats the war on halloween by gathering around a warm fire of old halloween food and snack commercials. No candy reviews because that is amateur shit.

Mike and Scot circle back around in life to figure out if the Sonics "Here Are The Sonics" is seminal enough, if Path Of Resistance "Who Dares Wins" is moshy enough, whether Cradle of Filth "Dusk and Her Embrace" is extreme enough and whether Belle and Sebastian "If You're Feeling Sinister" is soft and sensual enough.

We dissect stereotypes of taco consumers and influencers while completely forgetting to celebrate international taco day.

This week we delight in devouring the bones of Coil, Madness, Queensryche, and Into Another. Mike gets REAL with a listener and Scot gets REAL DUMB about history.

Mike makes tons of money the hard way plus muy internacional McDonald's and some hot chat about feeding the beat and road dogging.

Mike and Scot flush away our remaining listeners by tackling 4 important albums that we aren't equipped to understand as old dying men - Pixes Doolittle, Pavement Crooked Rain Crooked Rain, Lifetime Jersey's Best Dancers, Cro-Mags The Age of Quarrel. Relax, man... we know. Trust me we know.

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NEW THING - Every other week until we are bored or overwhelmed with public outcry, we are gonna talk about 4 records. Who cares? This week, Code Orange, Marilyn Manson, Poison The Well and MERCYFUL FATE.

In this episode I come clean to Mike about all my current hangups and misgivings about the parents of others. Also I drink my first FREEZE.

Outdated halloween, outdated hardcore, and outdated rap chat plus Mike reveals that he used to listen to glam rock and somehow that just sails on by.

New Segments get borned and die all the time. We chat about wimps with elite fighting skills, ebay collectibles, sketchy seafood situations, and some very personal salad chat.

Chatting about Snacks because nobody else is doing it as far as I can see. Also futuristic foods, unsavory chemical weddings in the mouth and ballers on a budget take note - Mike assembles a feast for pennies.

Mike is BACK for his second episode as heir to the Border Boss fortune with a complicated and personal discussion of Complex Magazine's top 20.

Border Boss is Back for the 11th time after a 10 year absence and everything is different now.

Sara hosts the greatest episode of Cómo Se Hacen so far. Visit Borderboss.rip for hot links.

Consistency is the key and that means putting out piece of crap short episodes again. Let me tell you about me and the soda...

From the slimy depths of 5 months ago, a shambling cadaver rises to deliver a hand held egg and some stale cigarettes.

I discuss an important investment for a yung man to start paying attention to RIGHT NOW and Mike drops in for some mythology.