Border Boss

A secret item arrived on the back of a repurposed food campaign and I want to talk about it. Also shred chat and the Crisp Juan.

This is it. As many as 3 people have demanded longer, thicker episodes of Border Boss and I don't have the stamina to do it myself so I tapped Podcast PRO Hans from Overnight Drive to bail me out. It's like... 7 hours long. Be careful what you wish for.

A brief episode told through a ropey disgusting sinus infection uploaded with only moments to spare as I board a plane to valhalla.

We lament a brief season of loss as a segue into a completely stolen and hijacked episode of Tacopocalypse EPISODE 1 with my co-host Shelby and guests Cory, Sara and Al of Illogical Contraption.

BORDER BOSS BIG HUGE FIRST EPISODE KINDA!! Steal a Taco day should be a day off in America and I believe only selecting the right president will make it happen. Also a tiny bit of Fried Chicken chat.

Shelby Cobras of Illogical Contraption / Death Metal Dads / Vastum joins me for the first episode of the podcast-within-a-podcast-within-a-podcast, TACOPOCALYPSE. Death Metal, Demilich, Finland chat and more. Stay tuned for the first full fledged episode of BORDER BOSS dropping any minute now.

We discuss Rolled Chicken Tacos, wild Foreign Taco Bell menu items (chocolate chip quesadilla #1) and the otherworldly Feed The Beat campaign. This is my favorite of the original episodes.

We discuss the "healthiest fast food" articles circulating about Taco Bell along with my own sentimental weight loss journey plus Meximelt vegetarian options and an exclusive FRIED CHICKEN BOSS episode about KFC Nashville Hot Chicken.

I tell a fantastic personal story of a vulgar man at Taco Bell and discuss the Chili Cheese Burrito with listener John who is a sworn master of beer making. SERIOUS LANGUAGE WARNING. UNCHARACTERISTIC CONTENT!!

Taking on Kissing Contest's sorta-host Sawyer, Fiesta Tacos from non-listener Lance, Mindful eating and meditation, and the rundown of all the Taco Bell sauce packets using mindfulness. Also the Quesarita.

Best Real Life Pal Thomas's Kid sends me some fodder for a great intro song and we discuss Del Taco, Chipotle, Bombers Burritos, Old Taco Bell Commercials, Congo and the Volcano Burrito

Angry Listener Emails, Podcast Town, and free refills all in my normal-ass voice. A personal story about the burger wars and crunching many tacos to win every Bullwinkle prize.

HUGE Episode 0 of Kissing Boss - A full hour-plus episode of Kissing Contest hijacked by the Border Boss and his pal Stephen.

Formerly Episode 2 of Kissing Contest's internal micropodcast about Taco Bell issues and feelings. We discuss the Live Mas app and MORE.

Archive Episode NEGATIVE 11 of Border Boss - The First EVER Appearance of the world's #1 backstabbing, opportunistic Taco Bell micropodcast.