Hangin With Old Lew *the Podcast

We talk about mob mentality, social distancing while protesting, life really is better today, if I could change the world, meditation, Karen's vs Antifa, Naked Gun, Mike Tyson, gruesome ears, breaking a bitch in half, butt pimples, East Enders, Soap and Joshua asks, what happens when a camel bites you?

We're back in the studio together again with a bit of news about the future of the podcast, bird dogs, juggling work and kids school, the Democrats "Hold your nose and vote" strategy, people need to get back to work, Ahmuad Aubrey, Joshua's cat is almost dead, risk analysis, earthquakes, and remember the time we made a seven year old pass the hat for more beer.

We talk about White Clams, Old Lew ate barbecued monkey, Crispy B, line cutters are having a field day, Air Pods, Old Lew hasn't watched Tiger King, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Sully Sullenberger and a crazy person curses at the demons in head head in front of the G-Spot. 

We DO NOT talk COVID and instead discuss Old Lew is out of whiskey, Joshua is drinking old, flat, stale, warm beer, the worst hangover ever, piss fumbles, successful marriage strategies, keep the assholes out of California, mentoring the young bucks, Dan Crenshaw, what if you discover gold, nobody chooses their mom and we lose Old Lew a few times.

We talk about the government is broken, why is money important, American's hand washing problem, income inequality, chicken eggs, killing Grandma to save the economy, camp kitchens, reconnecting with friends and family, $1,300 coolers and we dump a body in a rug.

We talk about peacocks, roof Koreans, animal cruelty videos, don't punch somebody just because they sneezed, people who were oppressed oppressing others, rich represents rich, The Rock, Kevin Hart and Dave Chapelle pow-wow with Trump, most people can't fight, Kentucky Blue Grass, and Old Lew laughs way too much.

We misquote Mark Twain, discuss open mic nights, being too high, The Black Crowes, field hockey players, luck and hard work, Old Lew used to big athletic, Ancient Aliens Coronavirus, Joshua apologizes for Old Lew's behavior and we play music by Dylan Taylor (20:39) and Juá (45:09) Dylan Taylor: https://music.apple.com/us/album/keep-wondering-ep/1477790084 Juá: https://music.apple.com/us/album/paranoia-feat-dante-digital-single/1450706112

We discuss kidnapping white people and making them watch Roots to help them confront their racism, everything is rigged, everyone is bought, lotto scratchers, eating monkeys and owls, Old Lew is paranoid, 1980 Pontiac Sun Bird, hanging Old Lew, stealing flowers from the Embarcadero Center, $10,000 bongs Joshua can't see and we play music by Snarls(27:03) and The Thirties(46:55). Snarls: https://music.apple.com/us/album/burst/1494372289 The Thirties: https://music.apple.com/us/album/twenty-eighteen/1458244312 

We talk about J. Lo and Shakira and Blanche Devereaux, finding inspiration instead of defaulting to hating, Joshua's man muscles, Kobe, Snoop Dogg and Gayle King, Old Lew doesn't drink whiskey (!?!?), we question what happens in heaven and play music by Mister Oomph (25:10) and It's Butter (59:33) Mistoer Oomph: https://music.apple.com/us/album/back-it-up-feat-bigredcap/1486004901?i=1486004902 It's Butter: https://music.apple.com/us/album/expectations-single/1465469219

We talk about Joshua's youngest using the potty, Virginia gun rally, college basketball brawls, Marine Corps shooting medals, Astros wearing band aids, Iowa polls, Jeff refuses to say the 49ers are good and we play music by Lapdogs (28:04) and Tula Vera (53:30) Lapdogs: https://music.apple.com/us/album/zoo/1476626457?i=1476626464 Tula Vera: https://music.apple.com/us/album/tula-vera/1330240516

We discuss Australian fires, functionally extinct koalas, fuck kangaroos, why leaders love Trump, Colin Kaepernick and everything is racism, Dr. Pepper and Bloody Marys, Arianna Grande, Ricky Gervais is the honey badger, Uranium One and the Clinton Foundation, Jeffery Epstein, Vicky Christa Barcelona, we run out of gas and play music by 730 FM and Phntm Mnce Whisper At Night - Food Stamps (38:19) https://music.apple.com/us/album/food-stamps/1489999521?i=1489999525

We talk about the Podcast Pulitzer Prize, safe places for men, Mystery Science Theater 3000, the urban movie going experience, ye olde sayings, future selves, backyard genetics, the VA and medical cannabis, holding pads for spazzes, New Years resolutions, Old Lew's back hurts and we play music by Big Mack (32:12) Big Mack: https://music.apple.com/us/album/access-granted/1261525079

We talk about Lew's vacay to Hawaii, Eddie Gallager, chickens on Kauai, Black Friday, no quid pro quo, Mayor Pete and "the Black Vote," not being on Instagram, Joshua gets his jujitsu purple belt, Jive Talkin', the Epstein conspiracy and we play music by EvilThaIllest (29.53) Less is Moe: https://music.apple.com/us/album/lessismoe/1482094629

We talk about Reverend Williams' Last Supper, sexual orientations of 3 dollar bills, there's nothing fun about Funyuns, the NBA, China and doing the right thing because it's right, not easy, Turkey, Syria, Trump's letter and letting brothers in arms down, symphony music, quoting song lyrics, Mario Karts and we play music by Unspoken Views (27:56)

We talk about the Democrats crying wolf, profits over people, California knows how to party, Listerine, hot links, Dr. Pepper and a whiskey back, vape crisis, cannabis counterfeits, Joshua comes down with a cold and we play music by JD Clayton (20:37) and Brother and The Hayes (37:22) JD Clayton: https://music.apple.com/us/album/brown-haired-blue-eyed-baby-single/1438677163 Brother and The Hayes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/tennessee-nights/1454182880

We talk about the debates, Beto is a plant for Trump, vaping and the cannabis industrial complex, AR-15s, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, pouring beer is assault, marginalized communities not supporting each other, Ancient Aliens, food for your mind, Old Lew tries to keep up and we play music by Stereosaga!!! (18:03) and  Lounge FM (42.34).   Stereosaga!!! https://music.apple.com/us/album/nothings-up/1474524646?i=1474524647   Lounge FM: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6hc0mVCpacCeXn2M8O8nj5?si=b2d_Cvd4QXSYplWQJ652rA

Derick Morales joins us in the studio and we talk about Andrew Luck, our unreasonable view of professional athletes, the new trend of players retiring early, CTE, Reggie Millers teeth, sports as the ultimate expression of capitalism, slavery and the NBA, Derick gives us a breakdown on the Warriors season expectations and we don't talk about anybody's momma.   Swish Beats: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/swish-beats/id1229499490   DDollarSign: https://music.apple.com/us/album/tfh/1463577647   323 Conflik: https://music.apple.com/us/album/bags/1440828669?i=1440828670   Slavery and the NBA: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/16/sports/basketball/slavery-anniversary-basketball-owners.html

We talk about buying Greenland, head shop lingo, Tap Plastics, getting jacked for your shoes, gravity and dad bods, butt scooters, good tequila, Joshua says "dope" a lot and we play music by The Apartment Club (21:41) and Labs (44:14)  Labs: https://music.apple.com/us/album/human/1450090385?i=1450090390 The Apartment Club: https://music.apple.com/us/album/doubt/1441237756?i=1441237758

We welcome Piff Habanero into the studio and talk music and inspiration, tough love, planting a seed, art vs. social media likes, skunky beer, George Washington, dog walking at Howard University, Lot's wife, world travel and changing perspectives and we play "Rocky" and his latest single "Ratchet Piff." Ratchet Piff: https://music.apple.com/us/album/ratchet-piff-single/1473390187 Piff's EP: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-piff-habanero-ep/1465177161

We talk about the time Joshua almost died, Ariel, James Bond and Captain Marvel, dark Marines, Jeff explains clickbait and chases whiskey with Green Apple Gatorade, Yeezy, Trump and Justine Beaver, Area 51, Nastya Nass has super powers, catching food to feed your family and we play music by Jennifer Sullivan.  Jennifer Sullivan: https://music.apple.com/us/album/slide-single/1453600764