Dork Pridecast

Blythe abandoned this episode of the podcast, so Amanda and Rissy run wild! There are some uncomfortably long conversations about beastiality and it's links to cancer. A conversation about meiosis devolves into what we would carry in our pouches if we were marsupials (it's cheetos). There is also an inexplicably lengthy conversation about the Star Wars universe, considering one of the hosts doesn't consume much of (or even LIKE) the property. They wrap things up with a Dork Pride Chat that covers your favorite snacks while gaming. 

Rissy has been getting drunk and writing erotica, Amanda has been laminating ALL of the things, and Blythe is still just watching trash reality tv while she preps stuff for GenCon. We debate which of our parody songs is the MOST filthy, and we wrap up with a Dork Pride Chat that laments some of the amazing nerdy media that we were looking forward to but it was taken away by the man. You know. Gary or whoever. 

Rissy teaches us about more Star Wars EU horrors. Blythe explains why DS9 is bad. Amanda and Blythe encourage Rissy to ignore the haters and keep peeing in the shower. All of the girls want capes to make a come back, and Amanda is allergic to, well, everything. They also decide to start a commune.

A special Drunk Pridecast for EVERYONE! If you want more, please consider becoming a Patron. We talk about shitty, delicious food. We have some non-spoilery thoughts on Deadpool 2. Rissy and Blythe talk about creating superhero personas to spite an ex, and Amanda develops a super villain persona. We finish things off with Rissy telling us about her various attempts at writing parodies about Sauron. P.S. Sorry, John!

Rissy and Blythe saw Deadpool 2, but Amanda didn't. Rissy has been deep diving into the Star Wars EU for GenCon prep, and she has opinions about it. Amanda has opinions about Rissy's opinions. Blythe finished Sailor Moon Crystal, and thinks you should, too. All 3 ladies recommend watching Legion, but you better be ready to fucking pay attention to that shit. The Dork Pride Chat is about the nerd properties that pissed us off when they went off the goddamn rails. 

Blythe teaches Rissy about ASMR. Rissy rants about a Magnum PI reboot. Blythe has been watching Sailor Moon Crystal. In the Dork Pride Chat they discuss what shows they'd like to see reboots of. 

Rissy and Blythe are holding down the fort while Amanda is doing science-y things. Rissy celebrated May the Fourth with some much-loved Prequel reviews, while Blythe tortured herself by going to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival. The Dork Pride Chat covers the Met Gala and how we would turn it fashionably nerd-tastic!

This is the first episode of our monthly Bonus Podcast called Damsels & Dragons, in which Amanda and Rissy retell their adventures from an ongoing biweekly D&D game. To get future episodes, become a Patron for as little as $1 a month! Also, HUGE thanks to Mikey Mason for allowing us to use his song, Best Game Ever, as our outro theme!

The girls discuss all things Avengers: Infinity War. This IS a Spoilercast. There WILL BE Spoilers. You do not want them. We promise. Please listen to this episode AFTER you have seen the film!

Amanda is nearly dead from exhaustion, Rissy has been reading some weird-ass Penanggalan erotica, and Blythe defends A Quiet Place. They wrap up by discussing whether or not they would deuce out in an apocalypse during the Dork Pride Chat. 

We're continuing the week of celebrating our Damselversary! Amanda has fallen down the Pocket Camp hole, Blythe is excited about the apprehension of the Golden State Killer, and Rissy is prepping for Infinity Wars. We discuss our not-completely-nerdy obsessions in the Dork Pride Chat. 

It's a special episode where you get to hear us freak out in real time, as we launch our Patreon drive and blow through almost every single one of our goals in approximatley an hour and a half. Don't worry, we still talk about poop and fanfiction and some Star Trek, too. Listen all the way to the end for us to engage our offline freak out mode.

We are gearing up for our 8th Damselversary. Blythe's brain is not firing on all cylinders. Amanda has been photoshopping and goes on an adorable little rage for a minute. Rissy knows way too much about properties she's never seen or read. Somehow we get onto a conversation about porn in the woods, and it turns into the Dork Pride Chat. 

We talk about our upcoming Damselversary, and all the festivities we are planning! Amanda has been listening to the Critical Role podcast, Rissy has been reading horrible were-romance novels, and Blythe was fucking stoked that Sarah Donner released her EP of Broadway covers that Blythe sang on. The Dork Pride Chat requires the ladies to pick an animal that they would like to be but ONLY for sexual purposes. 

Amanda and Blythe are in love with the girls on the Femsplained podcast. Rissy and Blythe can no longer eat the foods of their youth. Amanda and Rissy have been trapped in a robot dungeon. The Dork Pride Chat is about alternate castings of some of our favorite roles. 

We discuss the finer points of time travel such as whether fucking yourself is a homosexual act or simply masturbation. Rissy finished the Southern Reach series. Amanda watched Another Period (or HAD another period? We're not sure.). Blythe went to some timeshare presentations on her honeymoon. On purpose. During the Dork Pride Chat, we attempt to create various product lines based on branding them with our favorite nerdy properties.

Amanda and Rissy praised book-to-movie adaptations that they enjoyed and shit all over some they hated. Plus, there are bonus beast dicks! The Dork Pride Chat is about what adaptations we have looked forward to but ended up sucking.

Amanda watched Archer and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Blythe is definitely a Hufflepuff and finds DS9 boring. Rissy has some technical issues, but she's been reading lots of Lovecraftian and Steampunk books! The Dork Pride Chat is about creepy ass shit.

Rissy went to ZOE Con, Blythe watched Westworld, and Amanda saw Black Panther. They also discuss The Shape of Water, and the pure delight and confusion of watching it without having any idea fucking clue what it is about. The Dork Pride Chat is all about what we're looking forward to! 

It's Valentine's Day and Amanda wants to try something a little different and also let the other girls have the night off. If you were into Gilmore Girls or The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, you're in for a treat. If you weren't, you're in for an education! Buckle up, bitches.