Dork Pridecast

The girls discuss new ideas for Patreon levels that include butterfly stamps and Eyes Wide Shut parties. Rissy and Blythe relive their fear of Stephen King's IT. Amanda shows us the new art piece she made this week that is NOT a butterfly or a stamp. There are discussions about board games and card games everyone has played recently. Finally, the #DorkPrideChat this week is all about everyone's favorite/most feared horror tropes.

The Damsels have new t-shirt designs and a new video for Patreon! Amanda and Blythe have been watching Iron Fist and lament the emo overacting. Rissy is very excited to have her first reddit comment with over 1,500 karma on it. Then the girls all discuss children gangbangs in cinema for like 10 minutes. Please don't arrest us. We're super not into it. 

The podcast is back and better than ever – now with 3 co-hosts! The girls discuss how our podcast and group has become a threesome, fantastic experiences at GenCon, and plans for the future. There is a LOT of info in this one. 

The Damsels are in full blown GenCon mode! Amanda has a zombie cat for a neighbor, and she has also realized that if she is ever gets abducted, she will probably die. Blythe is really excited about The Disaster Artist, plus she's been playing a lot of Borderlands and curing migraines with brain freezes (probably). Rissy comes at us with facts about the animals from Senegal.

Blythe pretended to be tech illiterate to get a discount, became pescatarian, and whipped out her HTML and CSS dick! Amanda has been reading about a goblin, sewing a new steampunk outfit, . The Damsels have been preparing for GenCon with music and a new website (because Blythe broke the first one). Jeff has been working his balls off, but wants to talk about Amazon Prime Day and his new board position (SO FANCY!). Finally, Rissy takes us on an escapade to her sleeping brain, even if you don't want to go or to hear about dream teeth falling out (GROSS!). 

Rissy is a monster of a human who has McDonald's delivered to her gaping maw. Jeff, the eternal Microsoft fanboy, now owns an Apple Product. In other news, the ground is very cold, and bacon is now far more difficult to obtain. Blythe talks news while trying not to die from lack of internet. Amanda laments things that smell like other things.

Amanda went to a beerfest and learned that crust makes your hair curly. Blythe has been streaming Borderlands 2 on Mixer. Jeff has lots of info about new video game things to buy! And Rissy is full of mucus, and she can read your mucus like tea leaves.

Rissy fills in for Blythe this week, and she and Amanda plan out an erotic remake of the Super Mario Bros. movie. Jeff is back from E3, where he got to see all sorts of cool stuff. And Blythe got a new headset that includes "all the human engineering design."

Amanda and Blythe discuss free food, the ruining of stuffs by millennials, splitting the party, streaming on Mixer, and family jokes on twitter. They also get REALLY distracted and off track because of the need to discuss laundry. Blythe establishes that she is the husband to Amanda's wife, and then they discuss all of the dicks they've seen. And it's a lot of dicks.

Amanda is back from infiltrating the jocks in order to get free food. Blythe ate biscuits in a game store in Waco. Jeff gives us all the haps live from E3. And Rissy gets nostalgic about owl pellets. 

Jeff joins us because Amanda is at a sportsball game, and he tells us about his upcoming trip to E3. Blythe tries to kick Amanda out of the group, because of this sportsball betrayal, but she is really more interested in eating some bread she found in the parking lot. Amanda brings us her take on some news items that are not related to the basesball. And Rissy definitely wrote a letter. She did not forget about it, and then just tell Blythe to read that dumb parody they wrote together in a group chat the other day. Yeah.

It's Blythe's birthday! There is lots of Damsel news as we get ready for GenCon. Amanda had some weirdo follow her home, but she's reasonably certain that she is actually still Amanda and not that weirdo creeper now wearing Amanda's skin. Jeff has a lot to say about recent interweb outrage, and Rissy is VERY excited about a Kickstarter reward she is getting that has to do with things getting pounded in the butt.

Blythe went to Chicago. Amanda listened to Serial and watched Netflix. Jeff has a whole lotta video game news that goes on and on and on. Rissy keeps it short and sweet about the internet and Incubus.

Amanda went to a science conference and didn't give out her Twitter name. Blythe got a new job and found out her coworker is going to GenCon. Jeff has a whole lotta news about Netflix. And Rissy has a problem worse than her butt. 

Jeff and Blythe discuss Planet Comicon, MST3K, and Microsoft's new products. Rissy writes in with her own highlights of PCC, which include Admiral Thrawn and punching Nazis

Amanda is getting into podcasts. Blythe consumes some nerdy media and a Unicorn Frappuccino. Jeff is shilling for Microsoft AS USUAL. And Rissy brings us the latest in the kitteh vs puppeh saga.

Take some time to revel in the heresy as Rissy and Jeff reconvene after too much time off to discuss amazing trends from days of yore, their shared hatred of "Momtrepenuer Consultants", and the hottest trailers for upcoming flicks. Also there is a rather in-depth discussion *shocker* of Detectives Comics Comics and how that cinematic universe actually has a ton of potential for great movies. News coming from Blythe involves a new Doctor and Halo 5, while Amanda feverishly pens a last minute letter from the pooper at an Easter Brunch. 

On this magical Easter Eve, Blythe and Amanda get drunk and discuss – what else? -- Amanda's former Mormonism. Blythe has so many questions! Amanda has so many secret names! 

Amanda is making all the art. Blythe did a whole bunch of shit including getting engaged. Jeff has a boner for the Project Scorpio specs. Rissy's cat consumes ALL of the dog food. 

With Blythe out of port on a cruise, Amanda summons a wild Rissy (cue air horns) to do her bidding and talk about Game of Thrones theories involving the Deep Ones as well as Dragon Age fan fiction. Jeff is totally salty about Iron Fist sensationalism while he mitigates his hype for WrestleMania and Blythe's letter comes as a total surprise.