That Larry Show

Thrust into hell? Learn how to turn it into a fun zone ■ How do we create our own hells? ■ How do we escape them? ■ Hell is real, but it's not a place - discover what hell really is and you can tame it ■ Meet the old cowboy who helped Larry turn a hellish experience into a fun memory ■ Why Will Rogers was full of sh*t ■ This episode is your get out of hell free card. Listen!

Why Commies need morons▲ Wall St. billionaires predict civil war ▲ The moronic catch phrase "journos" will be parroting ▲ Stupid people and their "magical thinking" ▲ How Larry almost killed himself with Nestle's Quik ▲ Why imbeciles think they can tame wild animals ▲ Feeling uncertain about your future? This is YOUR episode!

The 4-word weight-loss program that ALWAYS works ■ Secrets to sticking with a diet ■ Is obesity a disease? ■ Two words that help you meet any challenge ■ What the world says when you tell it F.U. ■ How Larry's 5th grade teacher got to be a 1/4 ton man ■ The TRUE cause of obesity nobody mentions ■ If you want to lose weight - or muscle up - this is your episode!

Meet the vamp who lures Larry to corruption and the netherworld ♦ How Kalifornia is outlawing holidays, beginning with Halloween ♦ Larry calls out Kalifornia's progressive punk governor ♦ Attend the world's hottest Halloween party ♦ What kids really want out of Halloween ♦ How today's kids are ripped off by helicopter parents, the state and "safety culture"   .

Where do politician/sleazebags (those are synonyms) come from? ● How to spot their lies ● Just how stupid are they? ● Are you more likely to get rich working for a corporation or the government? ● How did "lockdown" come to be accepted by the American sheeple? ● When is it okay to stab someone in their guts? ● Don't even think of voting before hearing this episode!

Why most school is CRAP ♠ The dangerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson's Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrase that enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life - listen!

Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You're not ready for Fall - or life - until you hear this episode!

Meet the British dominatrix inside Larry's laptop ▲What book changed Larry's life? ▲ How to laugh at death and destruction ▲ Who is stealing your peace? ▲ Why does peace beat happiness? ▲ What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief?▲ Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance ▲ If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!

Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming... and he's pissed! ♠ Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider's description of hell ♠ Larry junks a "journo" ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!

Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER ■ What 3 local businesses say "you're in DANGER?" ■ Why L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

What happens when Larry demands a full refund from the Hell Motel in Oklahoma? ▲ Take a wet, white-knuckle drive through an electrical storm in the Allegheny mountains ▲ Ride out a hurricane and 4-day power-failure in the northeast ▲ Experience a seizure with Moose at 3 am in West Virginia ▲ Why does NYC still suck and who is responsible? ▲ Which has the pukier governor, NY or Wisconsin?▲ The journey continues!  

Break quarantine with Larry and hitch a ride on his 6,000 mile journey in search of America ▲ Are we a nation in ruins? ▲ Can America recover from Covid and Commies? ▲ How much of what the media dishes up is lies? ▲ Why the Jack in the Box clown kicks Ronald McDonald's ass ▲ Motel Hell ▲ Ride along on the trippiest of trips... 

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • And more, more, more!

What's a fecal transplant, and how is it done? (It's revolting!) ■ What's a "sensitive?" ■ What have they in common? ■ What current social malaise did a famous comedian predict in 2008? ■ Where is the town of Snowflake, USA and why do snowflakes live there? ■ What famed stage psychic read Larry's mind (and what did he see?) ■ Whether you're a canary in the coal mine or block of emotionless granite, you need this episode!

What's on her secret first-date check list? ♥ No eligible women in your vicinity? Larry has the answer ♥ The pitfalls/benefits of dating an ex-addict (yes, there can be benefits!) ♥ Why females hold 90% of the cards on dates ♥ Why dating is insane ♥ Key elements of long-term compatibility ♥ Whether incel or man-whore, you NEED this episode!

The 7-foot, 400 lb., GIANT that lived in Larry's Maytag ■ Larry tops GOD with his end-of-the-world scenario ■ Larry proves the Bible, the Torah and the Vedas WRONG! ■ Were Do Applewhite and the Hale-Bopp idiots right? ■ What the comet NEOWISE is telling mankind ■ Why The Day The Earth Stood Still was Commie propaganda ■ If you think the world is spinning off its axis, this is your episode!

DISCOVER: Dr. Fauci's prediction for GLOBAL MORTALITY due to Covid-19 ♠ The 2-part prophylactic regimen that renders him IMMUNE! ♠ How effective will the vaccine be? ♠ He confirms Covid-19 was created in a CHI-COM lab ♠ Which type of MASK is SAFEST? ♠ This episode can SAVE YOUR LIFE!

The Distant Early Warning system chicks use to evaluate you ▲ How be ahead of the pack in business, romance and more ▲ Are you in a "Square Peg" relationship? They're common and poison! ▲ The night all of Los Angeles stood up to PC pressure groups ▲ How an insurance company and a contractor tried to screw Larry ▲ All this and more in this heads up episode!

Why Commies want to cancel the 4th of July ▲The 4th of July - a holiday for MEN ▲ The true meaning of Independence Day ▲ Explosives you should love ▲ How Commies are using Karens, Kids and K-9s to cancel 4th of July ▲ What YOU need to do to FIGHT BACK! ▲ Why Larry LOVES the 4th of July, and you should too.