That Larry Show

The secret location where the last sexy Pirelli calendar is still on display ▲ Why Larry went ballistic in a corporate tire store ▲ How car repair outfits rip you off ▲ The can't-miss marketing platform that guarantees business success ▲ How a merchant made Larry a customer for life ▲ The two "P" words that mean you're gonna get screwed ▲ What Keurig coffee, Ellen DeGeneres, WiFi and the new Pirelli calendars have in common

Life lessons from Larry's Dad ■ Henry the Rooster - a house pet for a month ■ How helicopter parents steal from their kids ■ Larry reels in a sea-monster ■ Why are dads bashed by the media? ■ If you have a father, are a father or plan on being a father - this is your episode.

WTF is the "O-SQUAD?" ♠ When and how to deploy it for maximum laughs ♠ Questions that invite violence ♠ The creepy co-worker who demanded Larry's friendship ♠ How to light anyone's fuse ♠ Dealing with a problem mother-in-law ♠ How a cop and a purse snatcher fueled laughs for days and nicknames forever ♠ Nice may be smart, but nasty is a lot more fun -- proven here, in this ultra snarky episode!

It's not "civil unrest," it's a Commie coup orchestrated to take down America ▲ The Commie organizations that are behind the violence - NAMED ▲ The REAL reason America teeters on the edge of disaster ▲ The Commie politicians that are helping Antifa take over America - NAMED ▲ What's really behind cops "taking a knee" - (it's SICK)▲ The Commie politicians who change their names - same as Hitler, Trotsky and other monsters ▲ It's OPEN SEASON ON COMMIES at That LARRY SHOW!

Why is Central Park Karen an omen that the 2020 SCAMdemic is nearly over? ■ What made her do what she did? (It wasn't fear) ■The paths to self destruction and how you can avoid them ■The 6-letter phrase that protects you from self-destruction ■ Copper Stallion - the company that's even dumber than its name ■ Nothing's more fun that stupid people doing stupid things!

What are the four pillars of inceldom? ♠ What are incels' secret signals? ♠ What is "skull-mogging," and why is Larry guilty of it? ♠ Why will Incel Terrorism be embraced by law-enforcement (even though it's bullshit)? ♠ Spotting an Incels by their wardrobe ♠ Tragic names that DOOM a guy to inceldom - (if your name's on the list, change it!) ♠ This special Memorial Day episode will help you start your summer right.

The following creeps DO NOT want the pandemic to end: quarantine snitchers, loser-doomers, fear-mongers and panic pushers - why do they love the Wuhan virus? ▲ What's the most corrupt organization in the world?▲ Who is "Dr." Teddy-weddy and why does he suck? ▲ What will the post-pandemic world look like?▲ The hit YouTube video that says the virus is a good thing ▲ If this episode doesn't piss you off, you're already dead!

What did Larry's South Korean girlfriend teach him? ♦ Do dogs bark differently in Korea? ♦ Do game show hosts sound the same at home? ♦ Why are there no female game-show hosts? ♦ What's the soundtrack of your life - 007 or Good, Bad & Ugly? ♦ Who is that little man living inside Larry's head? ♦ Why is Jeopardy! the crappiest game show of all time? ♦ What does mung mung mean in Korean? ♦ All this and more in this audio feast of an episode!

Is timing everything? ▲ What if Weinstein and Epstein had waited until the Corona panic – would anyone have cared?▲ The 5-minute delayed call that changed everything for Larry ▲ How Larry re-created the Scottish moors in his living room ▲ Can you over-think a decision? ▲ Leave you luggage at home, this time trip is clothing-optional!

How quarantine is killing people ▲ The Govt. snitch app you can download to rat on your neighbor ▲ What’s your quaran-TEAM, the SHABs or the GOAWAs? ▲ Why Corona is better than cancer ▲ Larry plays guitar for the SHABS & GOAWAs ▲ If you’ve had a belly-full of lockdown, you NEED this episode!

The four elements that make suckers suckers ■ Coronavirus: the new marketing platform that should piss you off ■ Why corporate America loves stupid and lazy consumers ■ Corporations we should hate ■ How they insult our intelligence ■ Larry’s advertising epiphany ■ How X-ray specs made somebody rich and jackasses out of every buyer ■ The ‘solar-powered clothes dryer’ and the venerable con-man who created it ■ Glossary of lies politicians use to dupe voters 

In old Rome, early Christians had to assemble in secrecy, Today, Easter Sunday, 2020, the same thing is happening. Who has the right say who or what is... essential?

Why quarantine is the gift you must not waste ▲ How to squeeze opportunity from crisis ▲ Ways not to assault your family/roomies during quarantine ▲ Binge watching or self improvement – which is right for you? ▲ Why lock-down is a stupid, stupid word ▲ Why the media wants you fat, dumb and scared ▲ Where and how fortunes will be made from the pandemic ▲ This episode is your pathway to prosperity – don’t miss it!

To mask or not to mask? THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO YOU! ▼ Are you essential? ▼ Are you expendable? ▼ Lies they are telling you ▼ Your survival checklist ▼ What’s the true safe measure for social distancing? ▼ What South Korea did and why it worked ▼ How politicians are exploiting this pandemic for a power grab ▼ Larry names names and calls out the liars – in the most important episode ever.

Larry’s future-cast: CHEAP college tuition ● Macho men reclaim their birthright ● Soy-boys and snowflakes sent to the back of the line ● Hugs and handshakes are over - why that’s a good thing ● Humor returns to comedy ● Why you shouldn't believe experts ● A true and classic Larry N.Y. tale explaining the way of the universe ● The pandemic glossary you’ll love to hate ● How Britney Spears’ cans predicted 9/11 ● This is THE feel-good podcast of the pandemic!

The fear-mongers want you terrified. This is how to stay cool and strong.

What happens when Tony and Larry meet a man with a rifle on a dark mountain road? ♠ Tony wises Larry up ♠ Larry discovers there’s more to chicks than pointiness ♠ Tony goes cowboy and regrets it ♠ What are Mummers, and how did they drive Tony crazy? ♠ Tony predicts Larry’s future, years in advance ♠ Come along with Tony, Larry and their pointy chicks for an adventure in the Poconos!

What time is displayed on the Doomsday Clock? ▲ Discover the FUN method of execution everyone’s talking about, ‘Blown From A Gun!’▲ How to stop worrying and start loving the Corona virus ▲ What is the Vortex of Doom and how can you profit from it? ▲ An eyewitness account of a “Blown From A Gun” execution ▲ Why Daffy Duck and Road Runner kicked Mickey & Minnie’s asses ▲ Calm your fears and laugh at danger, in this devil-may-care episode!

High-colonic enemas – are they right for you? ♦ How to unplug – anytime, anywhere ♦ How to detox like a movie star ♦ Why did they call Larry “Houdini?” ♦ Should you swim with dry ice? ♦ Why Larry wants to hang out with Vlad Putin (and NOT Justin Trudeau) ♦ Suggested small talk for your first professional enema ♦ All this and more in this CLEANSING episode!

Beware the Coronavirus SUPER-SPREADER! ▲ The 3 easy things YOU need to establish a successful cult and GET RICH! ▲ The cult leader with 93 Rolls Royce automobiles who lectures about greed ▲ How to spot suckers that will make you rich ▲ The biker that enlightened Larry about cults ▲ All this and more in this mystical episode!