That Larry Show

The war on Christianity ● What is an ‘Easter Worshipper?’ and other stupid statements by gutless politicians ● Brother Larry re-imagines Good Friday and the results are more cinematic ● The difference between the New Zealand and Sri Lanka massacres ● JC’s hyper-violence and why Corporate God Providers rarely mention it ● Why the Vatican should hire hit-men ● All this and more in a very gloves-off episode.

7 steps to your warrior transformation ♦ Why is Jack Dorsey trying to become a warrior monk?♦ Warrior Monkery: what’s in it for you? ♦ Why Twitter is a sissy name for a messaging app ♦ Stupid things birds do ♦ Why Moose, the Dojo guard dog, makes women hot ♦ Who was the baddest ass, original Warrior Monk? ♦ How you can get rich from listening to this episode ♦ What other cool things (besides kicking ass) can Warrior Monks do? ♦ Meet the real Flying Nun    

How to stage your own comeback ♠ Hitting your way out of a slump ♠ The 2 elements of career success (hard work ain’t one of them!) ♠ How to tune up your ego – without spending a cent ♠ How much should you lie on your resume? ♠ How do winners rebound from failure? ♠ Success secrets of Hollywood sharks ♠ What to do when you feel like you’ve blown it ♠ Why hero-worship is for idiots

Brother Larry makes you think the thought you’ve been terrified of your entire life ●10 words that summarize JC’s purpose ● What does the Sphinx needing a nose job have to do with Easter? ● Why the term “JC Solid” should replace “Rock solid.”● The single word that life is all about ● Why is Easter the ultimate survival tool, and how you can use it to make your life fantastic ● All this and more in the most powerful Sinners’ Sunday yet!

The pandemic they’ve been hiding has arrived and is now spreading through the USA ▼ It was foretold to Larry decades ago ▼ There is no antibiotic that can treat it ▼ In most cases, death occurs within 90 days ▼ It lives on any surface for months and cannot be killed by disinfectants ▼ Entire wings of hospitals have been demolished due to infection ▼ It’s not a virus nor a bacteria – what is it? ▼ Listen, if you dare…

3 words that enable scam artists to screw you (or you to screw others) ■ How Elizabeth Holmes conned presidents, statesmen and titans of industry (and you can, TOO!) ■ Secrets of scam success ■ Scam red flags ■ Tuning up your bullsh*t detector ■ Famous “world changers” who should have been killed ■ How participation trophy culture produced Elizabeth Holmes

When you’ve screwed up big time, can you make your way back?

Where are the space aliens hiding among us? ▲ What do they look like? Answer: Like UPS men with Pit Bull dog heads ▲ Do they eat beef jerky?▲ Why do they love doing anal probes? ▲ How to prevent an anal probe ▲ Why do aliens depict Santa as half-dressed and drunk? ▲ Why do they depict Jesus standing on baby heads? ▲ What are Atonemints, and do they really freshen breath as they remove sin? ▲ Did Dorothy have sex with the Scarecrow?▲ Which soda flavor tastes better, Martian Poop or Alien Snot?

What are the ruins of tomorrow - Larry predicts ● What really caused Chernobyl? ● What Larry finds when he tours a bomb shelter ● Bomb shelters vs panic rooms – which is for sissys? ● What’s a Heracles couch and why do men need one? ● The movie in your head and how it can destroy you ● Who needs a $70,000 cork screw? ● How a New York paradise turned itself into a ruin ● The word nitwits love to use ● Larry reveals his secret recipe for the best malted milk shake ● What junkyard ghosts know about you

Larry performs a miracle ● How to get sainted! ● Larry envisions his Feast Day ● Are Pope saints politically rigged? ● Which saints can be your fixers? ● Why Bar Mitzvahs beat Confirmations ● The heavenly advocates that are better than saints ● What’s “heroic virtue?” ● All this and more in Brother Larry’s St. Paddy’s Day Special!

What’s behind Collegegate? ● Why is everyone guilty – including the FBI? ● What makes a school “elite?” ● What’s the toughest part about being a father (hint: it’s not the kid) ● What is America’s true national pastime? ● Who are the most fu*ked up people in America?

Are you an auto-sexual? ● Why are NBA stars depressed? ● How will Larry destroy social media? ● What will the UK do without free internet porn? ● Who wants to “save" the World Wide Web and why is he an idiot?● Why Gen Z’s are dumping smart phones for dumb phones ● Why are we letting Silicon Valley manlets put us in the corner? ● How can we cut off their balls? ● All this and more in gloves-off Episode 171

Would Jesus do Mardi Gras? ● Why has Lent become 6 weeks of insufferable virtue signaling? ● What kind of woman is “Church Hot?” ● What’s a Faux Modest Goddess and why are they a worthy obsession? ● What did the Beverly Hills priest say that pissed off his congregation? ● Why you shouldn’t bother giving up chocolate or booze or anything for Lent ● Which Sunday podcast do soldiers in Iraq listen to? ● All this and more, in Sinners’ Sunday # 51

Kim’s loose-lipped girlfriend is back and tells ALL! ● What is HUCOW & Bronco buster? ● What do HE-MAN and SHE-RA have to do with Kim Jong Un? ● The 5 words Trump could say to Kim that would make him disarm ● How Bloomberg’s anti-self defense “culture of compliance” wants to control YOU! ● The difference between cooperation and compliance ● Words Commies use to control you ● Update on United Airlines passenger beat-down.

Is John McAfee the last outlaw? ♦ Why are outlaws an endangered species? ♦ What is the quintessential element of the outlaw persona? ♦ What’s a meat parade and where can you see one? ♦ Who are the greatest outlaws in sports, fiction and more? ♦ What made Joe Namath a heretic? ♦ Why weekend warriors are all phony punks ♦ What single attribute USED to make a man a man but has been outlawed? ♦ Why Bernie Sanders is a Commie, a punk and a puke ♦ All this and more in the first of the OUTLAW SERIES

What’s God’s real name? ● What is evil made of? ● What 4,000 year-old protection has been taken from us by “Secular Guardians?” ● Which 4 words can replace all 10 Commandments? ● What will future archaeologists call the 21st Century? ● What is the key to your own peace? ● All this and more in Brother Larry’s 50th Sinners’ Sunday!

Tips that make you scam-proof ♠ The Fyre Festival – exclusively for morons ♠ How anybody could have known the Fyre Festival was doomed from the start ♠ The difference between Positive Thinking and Magical Thinking (one is for imbeciles!) ♠ What “social influencers” really are ♠ How to spot any scam ♠ The thing that destroys logic ♠ This episode can save your life!

Your 3-step Stud Transformation ♣ WTF is GALentine’s Day? ♣ Is PALentine’s day next? ♣ What’s a hostage holiday and why is Valentine’s Day the scariest? ♣ Larry creates the perfect Valentine’s Day card ♣ Ways your wife or girlfriend will kill you ♣ What’s the worst place to date or break up? ♣ The riskiest thing you will ever do ♣ Why you need to keep anti-freeze in a safe ♣ All this and more in this spectacular Valentine’s Day episode.

PROOF that Jesus would have drowned Andrew Cuomo ■ Why Andrew Cuomo is Satan ■ Why Hitler was more honest than Cuomo ■ The Mussolini Treatment and why Cuomo deserves it ■ When prayer is NOT the answer ■ What is the bloodiest sport of all? ■ All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #49. Eat it, Cuomo!  

Why our reality is scarier than The Matrix ■ They are taking your freedom – find out how ■ Why Larry hates Google ■ Why Larry needs govt. permission to buy medicine for his dog ■ WTF is a love contract? ■ Is your employer cock-blocking you? ■ Working 2019: Boss, may I have permission to get laid? ■ Is this the Take Sh*t generation? ■ Larry defines pointy chix – in detail ■ From Mad Men to Compliant Children – how did we get here? ■ Get yourself unchained in this very dangerous episode!