That Larry Show

What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry's mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry's predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson's Rage Board • The 3 emojis that will replace all words • Why did Larry laugh at his grandmother's funeral?

Caught in a crossfire - Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic •  How Larry got a new job and escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What is an authority worshipper? • Where do they come from? • Weasel words corporations and the government use to dupe us and criminalize us • "The customer is always wrong" - Oh yeah!?!? • How to fight bureaucracies and win • The T.N.S. Dojo store is OPEN! Click here for the T-shirt you've been waiting for:  thatlarryshow-com.myshopify.com

A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW - an EMERGENCY episode that's pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United's  punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in collusion with  the airlines. They have the right to throw you off a plane AND beat you to a pulp. How to make sure this never happens to YOU. This show will make you a RAGE.

Dangerous pointy chix -- how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte's marriage • How Larry became Tony's unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets his first pointy chick - but does he get the point? • 15 words that took down the Big Apple • Larry's near-death experience at a lover's lane • Marriage - Italian style • Why Saturday Night live is fake AF • The real slaves of New York • All this and more!

Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it's a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They're not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd •  5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bully-busting with Mike Tyson • Where do puke-bag politicians come from? • The President of the European Union gets spanked by Tony Spumonte • Larry disses Kim Jong Un • Prolapsed sphincter -  2 words that will trigger THEM • How The Force helped Larry destroy another boss • The career-killing phrase you must NEVER utter • Identifying Power-Trippers and how to flip them • The real reason Mike Tyson went to jail and Kobe didn't • Your secret to self-worth • The T.N.S. Dojo Store opens soon - stay tuned!

GUNFIRE at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil... in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationship... or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, more more!

What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him  • Larry's midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry's run in with a gink... what's a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn't know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere - Larry's very own road trippin' music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson • All this and MORE!

How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think  - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll kill them?  • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure... why there's no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo's new sensei/attorneys • Who's been stealing from you?

Larry's clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry's double DNA surprise • What are dead men's legs? • Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What's an Armageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • The man who wants to build Trump's Wall - cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!

How Larry learned he wasn't bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the sh*t out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST?  • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake's mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!

Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars LARRY REVEALS:  The greatest actor you never heard of  Why rock star beats movie star. • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars - what's that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur • The investment you should never make  • MORE CLUES to the CAN'T MISS venue for meeting chix. (Hint: it's NOT Dick Masterson's skating rink.)

WORLD PREMIERE: Larry's hit song - It's a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry's last visit was his LAST VISIT.  • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz?  • What's wrong with Ariel's anatomy?  • What happens inside Larry's HCACC? (That's Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber) • The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry's pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant. • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • Follow / tweet Larry your Disney disses:  https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW

EVERYTHING you need to know about love. Love Casualties - how not to become one.  The CAN'T MISS opening line. Seduction tips from a serial killer. De-coding chick-speak. The secret info graphic to help you find the perfect mate. Identifying and avoiding lethal love. The truth about Jumbotron proposals. What makes the perfect pointy chick? The $40,000 engagement ring disaster. Tony Spumonte saves Larry's life.

Larry reveals his doomsday forecast. What will it look like? What will it sound like? Why did Larry carry a loaded .38 to work? Did he use it? Pointy chick threat-levels you need to know. Meet the mega-preppers. Tour a $3 million bomb shelter. What's the secret reason men prep?  Must-have weapons when SHTF. Doomsday advice from Tony Spumonte.  And more!!!

What urge really drives men? (It's not sex.) Larry sentences an elephant to death. Larry tells a giant to f**k off. Noah's Ark of Death - the untold story. A guy skydives without a parachute, and lives! Larry discovers hippies' secret hideout. Advice that could make your career. Cuddly, herbivore bears that kill. Larry's life-saving "Hey Watch This" app - and why you need  it. Why guys deserve a cash bonus at age 21. Larry meets Wez from the Road Warrior. All this and more, more more!!!

Your "safe space" -- the SKOOL episode. Larry throws down with a he-women gang - and it gets ugly. Time travel with Floyd Mayweather. Larry goes Country but can't escape the mob. Does Tony Spumonte have Larry's back? Larry discovers a guitar god. How to win negotiations. How to light the jets on your career. Is education worth the price? Larry outs Ivy League dumbos. Are you college material? Does experience trump education? Larry answers listener questions, and more, more more!

Did Larry really dump his boss in L.A.'s most dangerous neighborhood? Burning bridges with style. Translating death threats from Human Resources. How Larry became Capt. Jack Sparrow. Corporate snitchery is out to get you. Team building and bloody feet. What drink do drunks in denial prefer? Debate tips from Jesus. Re-activating the 5 o'clock whistle. How France is giving us more than pointy chicks in pencil skirts. Disconnecting from the office. Cruising to Pain City on the Ship of Fools. Fabulous fan feedback... and more!

What kind of men do women really want?  The secret, ancient contract between men and women. Foolproof Mafia weight loss system, revealed. Mil-spec office survival methods. Best way to KILL YOUR BOSS. How to survive a submarine attack. Detecting and neutralizing PSYCHIC VAMPIRES. Music to Take No Sh*t (and go postal) by. Hollywood's next fad. Which celebs are total assholes? Larry saves a Dick Masterson fan - from himself. Why video games suck. The next BIG THING in fitness... Jack-er-cise! Larry reveals the 4-word secret of fitness and saves America $40 billion. Follow thatlarryshow on Twitter. First 5 to follow get a shout out. First 5,000 get eternal bliss.

Discover how Larry survived New Year's With the Mob. Hang with godfathers, hit-men and gun molls - without getting shot. Attend a Mafia wedding with Larry. Learn how to avoid painful-memory New Year's triggers. Ride along with Larry - LIVE - in a death-defying car-wreck. Discover the only New Year's song that could make a monster weep. Tips to improve your karma. Learn how to talk and SWEAR - like a gangster. Learn what a pointy-chick is, and how to ID (maybe even date) her.  

Why do the holidays suck? Who do we blame? ISIS' secret Yuletide recruitment tool. The politically corrected new, non-pipe-smoking, SLIM LINE Santa. 5 worst Christmas songs of all time. (SPOILER ALERT - 2 of them were from BEATLES.) John Lennon just pissed in your cocktail. A new Christmas carol for Charlie Brown AND HIS ASSISTED SUICIDE RECORDED LIVE! Which Christmas card to send not send The new UNIVERSAL Christmas greeting. Puke-inducing Christmas treats. Why singles may hate holidays more than marrieds. Why Dunkin Donuts beats the ass off Starbucks. Banned North Korean Christmas meals REVEALED. How to make your cat SING. The holiday most likely to KILL YOU.  Forget secret Santa - meet SECRET JESUS.