Pillow Fort Radio

In a world where so much is wrong, The First Family Of Fun is here to kiss your boo boos and make it all better... This week, our heroes talk about their experience voting in the primaries in the OK state of West Virginia... Alaina shares a statement from the wife of Tedward Cruz... Another stack of Charles' Favorite things... Aaron gives us the gift of the Subreddit of the, AND SOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!

It's the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE WORD'S GREATEST PODCAST! You're so lucky to have been part of this. You're welcome! This week, a lady overreacts to the passing of Prince so aggressively that we worry about her health... There's a spiritual awakening that could bring along the end times (fingers crossed) in southern West Virginia... Another sphincter tightening installment of Charles' favorite things... Aaron brings us the SubReddit of the week... Alaina was here, too... and SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!

For the 51st time, Pillow Fort Radio is here to make it all better. You're welcome, Pillow Biters... This week, the First Family of Fun brings the heat in a way it has never been brought before... We have a major example of the benefits of a safety vest... Celebrities keep dying, and we're doing our best to seem like we care... Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill, the subreddit of the week, and SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!

The 50th episode of the WORLD'S GREATEST PODCAST IS HERE, PILLOW FORT RADIACS!!! STRAP IN!!! This week, we are introduced to the biggest jerk-offs on the internet... We learn that you can rule the world with some basic safety equipment... More of Charles' Favourite(he asked me to spell it like that)things... Aaron brings us the most disturbing SubReddit Of The Week to date... We bring back an old Alaina-centric classic... AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!

The Earth has existed for roughly 6,000 years, and you get to be alive at the same time as Pillow Fort Radio! You are so #Blessed This week we talk about things, stuff, and MORE THINGS! I didn't listen back to the show, so I must be vague... I'm pretty sure we talked about Weezer a bit. Dutch seemed like he was in a bad mood. But who can blame him? Then again, it was his choice to surround himself with such loathsome human garbage... There is a special kind of tribute we'd like you to pay us. The SubReddit of the week, and SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!

The BiPolar Rock & Roller and the Vanilla Gorilla return this week to pay tribute to a fallen musical hero in their typical fashion, by shitting all over the works of so called musicians of today. Listen along as they complain about the terrible state of popular music.

Once again, your favorite show(we assume)has returned! Praise whatever imaginary deity with which you were indoctrinated as a small child and strap in! Much to the surprise of the rest of the group, Charles liked Batman V Superman... This week Aaron AND Alaina must be feeling ignored because they're BOTH making coughing and sneezing noises in search of attention. What A TREAT! Violence erupts at a Trump rally. In other news, water is wet... The Subreddit of the week, AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!

The Prince of Podcasting and the Vanilla Gorilla are back for a special Saturday edition of The FUNemployment Files. Today, they spend a substantial portion of the show discussing Bryan Adams. Some may think it's too much time, others will believe it's too little, then there will be those that will think it's just right. Wherever you fall on the Bryan Adams spectrum, we think you'll enjoy the conversation.

After a brief hiatus, The First Family Of Fun returns... AND YOU LOVE IT! As a matter of fact, you're so excited you just peed a little... In this episode, Dutch keeps taking things Charles said, isolating them, and putting them in whatever context he wishes... The BiPolar Rock & Roller explains just where the hell he was last week... Alaina still loves interrupting with fake coughs, sneezes and whatever other disgusting noises she can come up with to draw attention to herself... Aaron brings us an all new SubReddit of the week, AND SOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!

DUTCH! LIVE FROM THE SHITTER IN HORRIBLE PENNSYLVANIA! by Pillow Fort Radio

The WORLD'S GREATEST PODCAST IS BACK AND THEY'RE RANDOMLY SCREAMING THE WORST OBSCENITIES!!! Tourette's Syndrome is a horrible affliction, but as we learn, it can be hilarious... Farts can sometimes be trapped in places they're not supposed to be... We confront Charles about a couple of his horribly offensive statements from last week's episode... Aaron brings us the SubReddit of the week... Alaina loves attention, so she continuously coughs during the show... and SOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!

The FUNemployment Files is back, and we can tell you're PUMPED! See if you can keep up as Dutch and Charles run their Cock-Holsters about the most important topics in the known universe.

FINALLY, PILLOW FORT RADIO IS BACK WITH AN ALL NEW EPISODE!!! UFC 196 was a beautiful buffet of furious fisticuffs and slick submissions where the underdogs had their day. We have all the details that, if you care, you've heard by now... Aaron benefits greatly from Dutch's ability to predict the winners of fights. Aaron brings pizza...Alaina has specific rules for brunch... We try to do Charles' favorite things, but end up talking about Trump's pecker... An in-depth, comprehensive breakdown of Ted Cruz eating a booger on national television... The SubReddit of the week... AND SOOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!

The light of laughter shines into your life, once again! The First Family Of Fun is back, and they have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST! That's right! The Rob Schneider of Regenerative Farming, John Morgan is here to school us in the art of growing meat, and it's just as sexy as it sounds... ASMR is a thing. A loud, crunchy thing... The Great Onesie Debate continues... Our sweet irish prince, Conor McGregor, has a new opponent this weekend, and Charles hates him for some reason that he can't explain... Aaron likes garbage peanut butter... Alaina can't whistle... Picking up hitch-hikers is dangerous fun... The SuBReddit Of The Week... AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!! visit www.wildwvramps.com/pfr to order some ramp bulbs to put in your personal garden, enter the offer code PFR at checkout for 10 percent off.

Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. The Bipolar Rock & Roller and The Marquis De Malcontent are back with a brand new edition of the The FUNemployment Files! Join them as they bloviate with absolute confidence about things they are woefully unqualified on which to speak.

REJOICE! The First Family of Fun is back in your life... Alaina is evolving into a long-haul trucker right before our eyes... Ted Cruz is either the Zodiac killer, or Kevin from the office... What if masturbation cured everything?... Donald Trump is basically a pro wrestler... More DEADPOOL spoilers... Alex Jones has something to say to Bernie supporters... Aaron introduces us to the man who will save country music... Charles is not a fan of Kanye West... AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!! Check out www.wildwvramps.com/pfr to stock up on ramp bulbs, enter the coupon code PFR at checkout for 10 percent off

Dutch and Charles return to aimlessly flap their gums about whatever happens to come up. Check out www.wildwvramps.com/pfr for all your ramp bulb needs. Enter the offer code PFR for 10 percent off.

PFR is back for another rummage sale of uninformed opinions expressed with unearned confidence... The gang talks about the greatest movie of all time, DEADPOOL, and other comic movies... Marco Rubio gets chastised by Mayor McCheese(Chris Christie)and glitches, repeating the same things over and over until someone unplugs him and plugs him back in... West Virginia has some real morons that are making decisions that matter. VOTE THEM OUT... Alaina is still against the purchase of a Batman onesie for our beloved Aaron. VOTE HER OUT!!!...Charles tells a fun-filled story from his drinking days... Dad jokes... And so much more!!!! Visit www.wildwvramps.com/pfr for your ramp bulb needs. Enter the coupon code PFR for 10 percent off.

Join the Bipolar Rock & Roller and The Marquis De Malcontent for an hour of your life you will never get back, and after you hear these silly-Billies, YOU WON'T WANT IT BACK! After the show go to www.wildwvramps.com/pfr and order yourself some ramp bulbs. That way you won't have to go into the icky woods and dig them yourself, like some sort of savage. Enter the coupon code PFR at checkout to receive 10 percent off!

NEVER FEAR! AN ALL NEW PILLOW FORT RADIO IS HERE!!! If it's Super Bowl news you're looking for, then look no further. The fanatical football friends of PFR are your source for the most in-depth, comprehensive and encyclopedic review of the big game...Someone made doo-doo on Aaron's couch...The nation's largest Christian organization have politely, yet firmly, asked Ted Cruz to shut his man-pleaser... Another pants-tightening journey into Charles' favorite things... Alaina won't stop belching. No, seriously. It's her... A woman lifts weights with her hoohah... The SubReddit of the week, AND SOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!! Visit our sponsor @ www.wildwvramps.com/pfr enter the coupon code PFR at checkout for 10 per cent off.