Pillow Fort Radio

Charles joins Dutch for a comprehensive, and in-depth discussion of the sweet Irish Prince, Conor McGregor, after his stunning, potato-flavored victory over Jose Aldo. The Awesome Two-some also talk about the Rocky movies, and probably porn. Enjoy, you sexy beasts.

In this very special episode, producer extraordinaire, and village idiot, Dutch, forgot to change the settings on the recording program before the show, resulting in the entire episode to be captured through the crappy laptop mic. It doesn't sound good. At all. You will only faintly be able to hear any video or music clips we play, and background noise is very prominent. I'm not totally sure you can understand anything we say, but we recorded it, so it's getting put online. We won't let such buggery happen again. Thanks for understanding that we have a certifiable idiot running this thing. At least it's free.

Friday night, December 4th, The Prince Of Podcasting and The Earl Of Idiocy drank too much vodka and decided to record a show celebrating the life of Scott Weiland. These are the results. For better or worse. RIP Scott Weiland

The Royal Family of Fun is back for another rendition of the greatest show the world has ever known. This week Dutch watched "50 Shades of Grey" so you don't have to subject yourself to such nonsense. We can tell you what one of Charles' favorite things isn't... Shitty writing. Abortion is the secret ingredient in Starbuck's coffee that makes it so delicious. Alaina feels like Dominican Poison is going to have back problems... She's probably right. The worst kind of people are praising the Planned Parenthood shooter. We found out about a sexual fetish that has potential to change our lives. Aaron brings us the subreddit of the week. An awe-inspiring period report... and SOOOO MUCH MORE!

The Prince Of Podcasting and The Duke of Discourse are back with an all new hour of The FUNemployment Files. Follow along as Charles and Dutch discuss movies and Coldplay.

It's Thanksgiving, and this group of turkeys are bringing the stuffing in an all new episode of your favorite show(we assume)! Somehow, Tudor's is both awesome and disgusting simultaneously. Ben Carson and The Donald both saw something that didn't happen... it was on TV, y'all. Who are these people that answer surveys that determine the leader in political polls? Alaina is convinced that Charles is actually a bear. Evidence suggests that she's correct. A redneck, convinced that the south will rise again, makes a bomb and tries to 'splode WalMart. The Canexican, Ted Cruz, acts like a petulant child and demands Obama to SAY IT TO HIS FACE! Subway Jared's attorneys try the Chewbacca defense, to hilarious results. Another failed attempt at Aaron's Google searches. A double shot of the Subreddit of the week. A fascinating Period Report, and SOOOOO MUCH MORE!

The FUNemployment Files makes its triumphant return, and we have had just about enough of your sass. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Dutch is once again joined by Charles(Chucky Tater-Sacks), so strap in for an hour of hardcore sex talk.

It's our 30th episode-aversary, and our podcast game is tighter than a pair of bicycle shorts, y'all. This week we discuss all of the important news that you've come to expect from your favorite show(we assume). Holly Holm gave Honda Housey the beating that she not only needed, but the beating she deserved. There was a horrible terror attack in Paris that was perpetrated by sub-human garbage. People from the left and right reacted with callous disregard for human decency. Is hell located at the center of the Earth? Let's grab some shovels and find out. Facial cream made from semen is the perfect moisturizer. Told ya, Gretchen! Charlie Sheen has the HIV. #NotWinning A pastor in Arizona thinks you SHOULD be killed for attending a death metal show, and we couldn't agree more! If you could choose your method of death, what would it be? Charles has an oddly specific and horribly violent answer. If you don't return your shopping cart to the Cart Corral, you're worse than ISIS. Aaron brings us the Subreddit of the w

REJOICE! Another episode of The FUNemployment Files is here. Once again, Charles joins Dutch for a fascinating hour of fun and hijinx. Thank your chosen deity for the opportunity for such laughs. LUCKY YOU!

The Four Horsemen of Podcasting are back, so hold on to your bloomers, Sally! You're in for the ride of your miserable life. In this episode, Dutch finally starts using some of the effects at his disposal, and it's awesome(annoying). Aaron and Alaina recently celebrated their 2 year wedding anniversary and did a bunch of super-white people shit. Strap in. Dutch had to bury his mom's 900 pound Saint Bernard. It wasn't as much fun as it sounds. Charles brings us more of his favorite things. It IS as much fun as it sounds! What y'all know 'bout that Squatty Potty life? #ShitLikeASavage Pulling out is as effective as condoms. DUH. We try to run the gauntlet. Ben Carson Sucks. The war on Christmas is ramping up, and we have a full report. Another heartwarming edition of the Subreddit of the week, the Period report, and SOOO MUCH MORE!

The FUNemployment Files returns for another great fucking chat. Join Dutch and Charles(Chucky Tater Sacks) as they do their best to sound like they're not complete fucking morons. If God listened to podcasts, this would be his 2nd favorite behind Pillow Fort Radio.

Episode 28 is here, and your 6 man tag team champs of podcasting are at your service! Here at PFR we pride ourselves in our in-depth, comprehensive journalism, and we're here to bring you the news you need and want. We talk about the Anonymous hack of the KKK. Is their information accurate? We don't fucking know, but we'll assume it is. Charles can't pronounce "insomnia" to Dutch's satisfaction. The Fuckin' Mulkeys. High fives are neat. We discuss Ohio cannabis legalization. What's the best snack when you're stoned? We fill you in. Waffle-Stomping home schoolers only want to teach their children religion. Fuck reading and math. Kiss sucks. Jared is a Creepy McCreeperson, and should be murdered publicly. Ric Flair has always had a hard time holding his gators down. Aaron brings us a double shot of the subreddit of the week. A very special period report. AND SOOOOOO MUCH MORE!

On yet another very special episode of the FUNEMPLOYMENT FILES, Dutch is joined by Aaron and Charles, for a spirited conversation that you, and your entire family are sure to enjoy.

The FUNemployment Files returns with another very special episode. Once again, Dutch is joined by his good friend and mentor, Charles (Chucky Tater Sacks). Join us as we complain about the most important subjects the earth has ever known.

Episode 27 is here and we are joined by the greatest comedian of all time (that we know personally), Andy Frampton. Aaron and Alaina are not here. Where are they? We don't even discuss it. The importance of accuracy cannot be understated when choosing a costume for Halloween. Did a certain mechanic from a classic tv show inspire a comic book character? We talk about rasslin' a lot... almost too much. Charles gets upset when I don't include his name in the description, but I can't remember anything particular he talked about. So, there ya go. Enjoy, dickheads.

Your favorite show(we assume)is back, and we want to give you all a collective , good natured smack on the ass. Bernie Sanders joins us in the Pillow Fort at the top of the show to rail against unchecked capitalism. Lincoln Chafee is bad, and he should feel bad. What's on Charles' list of favorite things this week? Big Pharm dickwad is told to kick rocks by Bernie Sanders. We treat Alaina like she's one of the boys. Shes... not a fan. A man has a very specific fetish, and we want to help him get off. A child was beaten to death at a church in upstate NY. We've heard of Bible-thumping, but this is ridiculous. Playboy will soon stop showing titties in the pages of their magazine. Evie's a real dime. Justin Bieber's pecker makes its first appearance. When is domestic violence, ok? It's not, but hear us out. Aaron brings us the Subreddit of the week. Will this be the week that the period report pays off? Online dating is the tits, and SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!

The FUNemployment Files is back up in your naughty bits. This time Dutch is joined by fan favorites, Aaron, and Charles. Listen along as they talk about porn, pro wrestling, and porn. We love you, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

On another extremely special episode of The FUNemployment Files, Dutch is once again joined by his friend and life coach Charles(Chucky Tater-Sacks). They talk about this, that, and of course, the other. Drink up, ya thirsty bitches.

It's the season 2 premier, and Odin has smiled upon all the pillow-biters across the world! We start off with a woman displaced by the South Carolina floods who has her priorities in perfect order. Julio Iglesias is tired of Donald Trump's bullshit, and so is Walter Sobchak. We do a groundbreaking visual piece in an audio medium. We go over Charles' favorite things... there aren't many. MAKE! Everyone's favorite bigot has been given an offer we hope she refuses. White People stuff, with Aaron & Alaina. No matter how great your life is, it would be better if you were high most of the time. Alaina audibly burps and farts. We engage in a comprehensive and encyclopedic discussion of Batman. Our resident red-headed-gay-guy brings us the Subreddit of the week. Another enthralling installment of the Period Report... And sooo Much MORE!!!!! Go to ODDJOB TEES on Facebook and order a T-Shirt. Tell 'em PFR sent you, pay ODDJOB TEES $22, and you'll get the greatest, most luxurious shirt the world has ever known.

In another very special episode, Dutch is once again joined by "The Bear Of The Valley" Ol' Chucky Tater Sacks ovah thayuh. They talk about the plight of the working man, and at one point, take some time to look up some porn; after which, one of them starts actively masturbating. GUESS WHICH ONE!!!!