Larry Miller Show

Larry can't figure out if beach blanket bingo is fun or dirty or both. And Larry longs for the house he grew up as he anticipates his two sons coming home next week. Then Larry talks about the classic movie "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid" and recites the poem, "Midnight On The Great Western" by Thomas Hardy. https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They open the bar at the American Legion and everyone has nine beers."

Larry has a dust-up with a busboy who won't stop trying to give him water and he bluffs his way through a dinner conversation he can't hear. Plus, we announce the winner of the contest to "Win Larry's Money!" Could it be you? Then Larry talks about the Oscar-winning film "In The Heat Of the Night" and then recites the poem A "Thunderstorm In Town" by Thomas Hardy. https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I don't hear them, so I'm thrilled."

In tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his personal encounters with wrestling legends Hulk Hogan and The Fabulous Moolah. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the classic "Requiem For A Heavyweight" with Anthony Quinn. Then he recites the poem, "Carpe Diem" by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: "Hey Moolah! Come on up here and get your lunch!" LarryMillerShow.com

Larry gives the backstory on what exactly Cinco de Mayo is all about and wonders why the U.S. doesn't have a home-grown holiday dedicated to drinking. Then we hear about the classic western "Shane" and Larry recites the powerful poem "The Cities Of The Plain" by John Greenleaf Whittier. https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I always wanted to play one of those way too thick guitars."

Larry explains the greatness behind the Christmas episode of "Wagon Train" and tells stories about repeatedly being enlisted into making a minyan. Then he analyzes the classic movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre." LarryMillerShow.com

Win Larry's money! Well, not all of it, or much of it. Larry's giving away the change from the console in his car. Tune in for details about how you can win it! Also, Larry finally discovers the wonders of MeTV and the great Svengoolie. Then he talks about "Chariots of Fire" and recites "Running To Paradise" by Yeats. Quote of the week: "Good luck now, potatohead." LarryMillerShow.com

Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks about The Charge of The Light Brigade on Poetry Corner and on MMM. The Jetsons meets the Flintstones has nothing on this crossover! Quote of the week: "We might just say it sits there." LarryMillerShow.com

Larry gets a new car, but not before moving a mountain of spare change out of his old one. And Larry ponders what ever happened to milk men and paper boys. Then we hear about the classic Yul Brenner movie "The Kind and I" and Larry recites the poem "The Winds of Fate" by Ella Wheeler Wilcox. Quote of the week: "That was wild. That was like getting a Rolls Royce or something." LarryMillerShow.com

Take your kick me signs and throw them in Volcano #1, because Larry suffers no April's Fools and we'll hear all about that. He also talks about the two best steaks he's ever had. You won't believe the answer! (You might.) https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "That sounds like a police car on Mars."

Larry tells more tales about the simple pleasures of a perfect steak and being baffled in an Italian restaurant. And we hear about one of his favorite scenes from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High," and Phoebe Cates is NOT in it, if you can believe that. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Now I'm in the role of, well, frightened husband."

Larry tells about the time he and Johnny Carson were wowed backstage at the Tonight Show by the beauty of Dana Delaney! Wow! Plus Larry recites the poem "The Echoing Green" by William Blake and talks about the movie "Drums Along The Mohawk." Quote of the week: "The luckiest gown in history." https://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry has a bonding moment with a street guy -- or something? We're not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being "the doorman" who can't operate an elevator. And he recites "Spring" by William Blake and talks about the classic '60s movie "Easy Rider." LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I've been 17 minutes late for 12 years."

Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites "A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty" by Ogden Nash and talks about the movie "To Sir With Love." Quote of the week: "If it doesn't work out. I'll kill you." Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! Receive $20 off your first box and 2 pounds of FREE Ground Beef in every box for the life of your subscription by going to butcherbox.com/larry and entering larry at checkout. Available for a limited time. https://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry doesn't know how to buy presents. A spa or a hair thing or a nail thing? And find out how they get Marines to make "that face" in their portraits. Speaking of birthdays, Larry recites the poem "A Birthday" by Christina Georgina Rossetti. Then Larry discusses the classic movie "The Oxbow Incident." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Who doesn't like traffic cops on Mars?"

George Wallace gives Larry advice on how to tip like a cool operator. Guess how it goes when Larry tries it? And Larry tells a story about not being cool trying to impress Merv Griffin. This episode is brought to you by Shower Hockey Monthly magazine and Woodbury Soap. "Whether it's in the shower or on the rink, nobody is soapier than Woodbury! My Woodbury, that's good soap!" Quote of the week: "Yeah but that's Lynda Carter." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Hear Larry's misadventures with Japanese food including popping a ball of wasabi into his mouth like it was a cherry and being wildly grossed out by uni. Plus, a joke about a guy eating a bald eagle! Quote of the week: "Like pink and you know it has some ketchup in it." LarryMillerShow.com

Larry has a magical experience eating a perfect steak at the counter at Mel's Diner. Then Larry talks about going to Musso & Frank with the director of a new movie he's in. The name of the movie? "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot." Quote of the week: "You think you're alright? You're not." Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! Receive 2 FREE Filet Mignons, Free Bacon and $20 off your order by going to butcherbox.com/larry and entering larry at checkout. This is over a $50 value and available for a limited time.

A cold man in New Jersey aggressively offers to change places with Larry. Also, he talks about the classic Sean Connery James Bond movie, "From Russia With Love" and recites the poem "Justice" by Rudyard Kipling. Quote of the week: "It was just, well, creepy." http://LarryMillerShow.com  

Larry is working this week with the only guy in the world as cool as Robert Wagner, namely, Robert Wagner. Hear about tales from the set! http://LarryMillerShow.com

It never rains on Milleronia, but it's raining like crazy in Southern California! Larry talks about the big rain and how people lose their minds during it. http://LarryMillerShow.com