Larry Miller Show

Traffic tips galore! Larry tells you how to win a street race that you're not even trying to win and how to beat the traffic jam in a parking lot after a play. Plus, an ode to the great Bob Einstein and why Larry would rather being home saying goodnight to his kid than just about anything else. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the flick "Rio Bravo." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I'm working with William Shatner."

Our holiday special is here with Larry's annual retelling of his classic Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Then Larry exposes the true tyranny and danger of the mistletoe plant. Plus, we hear about the Bogart movie "High Sierra." Thanks for listening, everyone! Have a happy holiday season and we'll see you in the new year! LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It's a parasite. Happy so far?"

Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life." And Larry recites "The Lover's Petition" by Emerson. LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They were as blonde as vikings."

Larry talks about the funeral of George HW Bush, a very thoughtful gift he received and the origin of the Dungmeister name. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic gangster movie "Little Caesar" and Larry recites the poem "Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep." Quote of the week: "When you put the words jackhammer and concrete together, it won't be quiet." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Forget about the 12 days of Christmas, Larry has 12 meals of Thanksgiving leftovers. He reaches past the vegetables and cheeses with names of foreign countries and becomes a prisoner of leftover turkey. Turkey that was supposed to be in his wife's soup! Yipe! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It's great to have your own island. I can't say that enough."

What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth level of drinking if you live in a trailer park. Then he talks about the movie Exodus and recites the poem "A Golden Day" by Paul Laurence Dunbar. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "WE don't need string beans. We eat those all week."

Larry lives with a jackhammer outside his door and lives to tell about it. Then he gives a few words about Veterans Day and the 100th anniversary of the armistice to end World War I. Larry recites "The Veterans" by Rudyard Kipling and talks about the Gary Cooper movie "Sgt. York." http://LarryMillerShow.com Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! For $20 off your first box and a package of FREE bacon in every box for the life of your subscription, go to ButcherBox.com/larry and enter larry at checkout! Quote of the week: "Volcano #2, you get burned up and yelled at."

Larry votes and wonders if it's stupid or brilliant. Hear the answer "they" don't "want" you to find "out" about!!! For the start of autumn, Larry recites "An Autumn—Blooming Rose" by Alfred Austin. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic Frankenheimer movie "The Manchurian Candidate." Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! Receive free bacon and $20 off your first box by going to butcherbox.com/larry and entering larry at checkout. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It looks like an entire shoe on his shoulder."

Larry finally realizes he doesn't hate Halloween as much as he thought. We continue OctPOEber with Larry reciting The Valley Of Unrest by Poe. Then Larry talks about a magic movie moment from "The Silence Of The Lambs." Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! Receive free bacon and $20 off your first box by going to butcherbox.com/larry and entering larry at checkout. Quote of the week: "Some kind of, well, maniac." http://LarryMillerShow.com

For the start of the World Series, Larry re-tells a simple but hilarious about seeing a fistfight at a big league ballpark. In continuing with OctPOEber, Larry recites "El Dorado" by Poe and then he talks about the movie "The Rookie." Quote of the week: "Some vodka. What? What? Are you stupid?" http://LarryMillerShow.com

Who wants to annoy a doctor? Larry does. Or at least it works out that way. Hear how Larry's crabby day turned into a chance to make someone else happy. Then Larry talks about the Hitchcock classic "Rear Window." And for Poetry Corner, Larry recites another one for OctPOEber, "To One Departed" by Poe. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I'm not complaining about that. I can if you want."

Larry talks about his childhood bootleg Batman costume, then he teaches you to huck eggs like a pro. Everything from padding the order at the dirve through dairy store window to how to clean your friend's Dad's car with your shirt. And he talks about the movie "The Shooter" and recites "The City of Sin" by Edgar Allan Poe! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Oh, look. It's Satan!"

Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the movie of the same name. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They make the Javelina pigs look like tea time."

Larry has peaceful and nearly spiritual experience at the supermarket and tries to understand why and how to make it happen again. Then, Larry talks about a great scene from the movie "Miller's Crossing" and recites the Shakespeare Sonnet "So Are You To My Thoughts As Food To Life." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Sonnet 75, that wasn't the first one he wrote. There were 74 before that."

A tribute to Burt Reynolds, Smokey and The Bandit, Georgia and the south. And hear about the time Larry insulted a drug dealer in Atlanta! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It was a good bar to stand at and drink for eight hours."

Larry tells the story of the biggest laugh he ever had, at a classical musical recital when he was a teenager. And hear about his trip to the quiet confines of a watch store. Then Larry talks about the great movie, "The Untouchables" and recites the poem "I Am In Need Of Music" by Elizabeth Bishop. And has a hoofer ever ankled a biopic that went on to be boffo at the B.O.? Tune in and find out! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote Of The Week: "Here's a million dollars, just stand up."  

Larry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in "The Odd Couple" in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We also hear about Larry's new doctor and a very gracious parking attendant. And Larry talks about the Clint Eastwood classic "Sudden Impact" and recites "Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep" by Mary Elizabeth Frye. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It's going to look like you wrote with your foot."

Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Charles Manson would be hired today. Someone from Jupiter would be hired."

Larry tells about trying to accomplish chores while in a pasta-fueled fugue state. And encounters a crazy woman man-handling cherries at the supermarket. Then Larry talks about "The Godfather II" and recites "If" by Rudyard Kipling. And don't ever sell that cow. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They're not a backpack of cherries."

If laughter is the best medicine, how do people die laughing? And Larry does an ode to Thurman Munson and Walter Payton. Plus, we hear about the Marlon Brando classic "On The Waterfront" and Larry recites the poem "Sympathy" by Paul Lawrence Dunbar. http://LarryMillerShow.com