Riders Radio Theater

Two weeks have passed since the yodel that saved Los Angeles, and in this brief span of time, some amazing things have occurred. Film director Otto finished Singing Six Guns, and the world premiere has already taken place at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. The movie is a huge success, and the Riders are sent on a cross-country promotional trail drive! But breaking news from Tumbleweed Valley forces the Riders back home to deal with some unfinished business… featuring Mary Chapin Carpenter!

In the conclusion of our exciting western melodrama, Sidemeat has spotted Slocum and Charlie at the Los Angeles aqueduct! After a losing battle with some toxic waste, our resident villains accidentally melted the concrete dam walls, unleashing Los Angeles’ entire water supply onto the unsuspecting city. Can the Riders make it back in time to save LA? Did Ranger Doug miss his chance at romance with Adrienne Barbeau? Is this the end of Riders In The Sky?!

Don King has offered the Riders the opportunity of a lifetime: singing the national anthem for Bull Mania at the Hollywood Bowl! Unable to refuse the promise of bulls and women, the Riders take a break from filming, leaving Sidemeat to keep an eye on the increasingly suspicious happenings at the Los Angeles reservoir…

The arch-fiend Slocum has revealed his sinister plan to sell bottled water to the citizens of Los Angeles. Meanwhile, a love-struck Ranger Doug is getting nowhere with co-star Adrienne Barbeau on the set of Singing Six Guns. It’s morning, and as the Riders awake for the second day of production, a startling discovery is lurking in the nearby reservoir…

Our intrepid trio is filming the final scene of their singing cowboy movie with film director Otto Von Stroheim. But after a docile herd turns panicked from the whistle of a nearby steak knife factory, the Riders look on in fear as the cattle stampede toward none other than the siren of the silver screen herself, Adrienne Barbeau!

The Riders are preparing to star in the first singing cowboy movie in 40 years! It’s late on the night before production, and as the Riders and all good, peace-loving folks are tucked in their bedrolls deep in slumber, a huge convoy of mysterious tanker trucks approaches the compound and grinds to a stop… featuring Guy Clark!

Riders In The Sky are about to star in a singing cowboy movie, but it’s – spoiler alert! – a front for a big and evil plan! Awaiting further instructions, the villainous snake Slocum receives a phone call from the mysterious Mr. Bigs…

Riders In The Sky are in Hollywood due to a cheesy plot device, and the evil villain Slocum is preparing to make a singing cowboy movie for the mysterious Mr. Bigs. Have Sheriff Drywall and Charlie lost their way in the old pickup truck full of t-shirts? Can the Riders get their herd through the afternoon rush hour? Is this the end of Riders In The Sky?!

Slocum, a villain-turned-film-producer, has just learned in a phone call that he’s to make a singing cowboy movie, but Otto, his cab-driver-turned-Hollywood-director, discovers a major flaw in the plan… featuring Skip Ewing!

Riders In The Sky and a huge herd of cattle are still on their way to Hollywood. Unbeknownst to the Riders, they have been replaced on the benefit show, and Slocum continues his undercover plot as a sleazy, low-budget movie producer… featuring Williams and Ree!

As Riders In The Sky’s traildrive to Hollywood continues, the Riders’ make a detour to Lake Havasu City to see the original London Bridge. But as the famed Bridge begins to collapse, it’s up to America’s Favorite Cowboys to save three distressed and royal damsels… featuring the Queen Elizabeth Trio!

Riders In The Sky have set out with their entire herd to Hollywood for a benefit at the Quality Inn! But Charlie has hitched a ride with Sherriff Drywall, who is on his way to the same benefit with a load of t-shirts for the Riders…

Peace has come to Tumbleweed Valley, and the ozone is safe. But as the Riders relax in the bunkhouse of the Triple X Ranch, a phone call from Dick Clark brings a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! But as the Riders leave for Hollywood, arch-villain Slocum emerges from the barren wasteland of the nuclear explosion… featuring Boots Randolph!

As a dark, ominous cloud of death rises towards the ozone, it is up to Riders In The Sky to prevent the perilous fate threatening the Triple X Ranch. With the help of Side Meat and a hot air balloon, can the Riders pierce the murky skies? Featuring John Hartford.

In the concluding chapter of “Mystery of the Lost Ozone,” Slocum has torn a hole in the ozone layer above Triple X Ranch and launched a yodel-seeking missile! Surrounded by the barren wasteland and six-foot tall prairie dogs, is this the end of Riders In The Sky?

After being deemed legally dead by arch-villain Slocum, the Riders have reaffirmed their existence in court and won back the ranch! But Slocum has a dastardly plan in store for both the Riders and ozone layer… Featuring Gary McMahan!

With nothing left alive in the now barren Tumbleweed Valley, Riders In The Sky have just discovered that not only are they too legally dead, but the villainous Slocum now owns the Ranch…

As Riders in the sky return home from a miserable Hawaiian vacation of typhoons, cannibal tribes and hot air balloons, the evil villain Slocum is waiting for them back at the Triple X Ranch…

America’s Favorite Cowboys ride a hot air balloon from Hawaii to Los Angeles to confront the evil villain Slocum. They’ve safely landed, but Side Meat still has some unfinished business in LA… featuring Bill Monroe!

After escaping the communal stewpot by converting a group of cannibals to vegetarianism, the Riders have finally found their luggage! But with their belongings still missing, there can only be one person behind all the misfortunes… featuring Kayton Roberts!